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Yeah, But Can It Draw A LEGO?

September 22, 2026
  • WTF: Buyer’s Market, Higher Prices?

    September 22, 2026
  • ‘Do I Annihilate Iran, Drive Them Into Hell?’ Nobel Hopeful Asks

    September 22, 2026
  • ‘Let The Oil Flow!’ Again!

    September 22, 2026September 22, 2026

Markets

There’s A Lot Riding On The Chips…

September 21, 2026September 22, 2026
  • Erstwhile Bear Confident In Year-End Stock Rally

    September 21, 2026September 22, 2026
  • Wall Street’s Fata Morgana Risk

    September 21, 2026September 22, 2026
  • What Happens To Stocks If Treasury Yields Go To 6%?

    September 20, 2026September 21, 2026
  • ‘The House’ Humiliated As Yen Plunges

    September 18, 2026September 20, 2026

economy

The Fed’s Never Been This Sure About The Jobs Market

September 21, 2026September 22, 2026
  • Weekly: The Counterfactual

    September 18, 2026September 20, 2026
  • A Mixed Read On A Grim Housing Market

    September 17, 2026September 19, 2026
  • Below 200k. Again.

    September 17, 2026September 18, 2026
  • Warsh Fed Hikes, Thank God

    September 16, 2026September 17, 2026

Geopolitics

A King In Washington

September 20, 2026September 21, 2026

Achtung Baby

September 20, 2026September 21, 2026

The ‘Real-World’ Energy Shock’s Finally Here

September 19, 2026September 21, 2026

Duly Noted

Who’s Coming To Nashville?

September 19, 2026September 20, 2026

Builder Sentiment Crumbles As US Mortgage Rates Soar

September 16, 2026September 17, 2026

Melt-Up Mechanics

September 19, 2024September 19, 2024

In the lead-up to the September FOMC meeting, professional investors polled for BofA’s monthly fund

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Manna

September 19, 2024September 21, 2024

Jerome Powell got the stock rally he was(n’t) after on Thursday. However things ultimately turn

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Should’ve Bought In Bulk

September 19, 2024September 20, 2024

The fortunate among us have a tendency to extrapolate our own economic circumstances onto everyone

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Powell Risks Prejudgment Error With Flippant November Promise

September 19, 2024September 20, 2024

Now that Jerome Powell has (wisely) taken out a 50bps insurance policy against a softening

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‘We Need To Be Careful Not To Cut Too Much, Too Fast’

September 19, 2024September 20, 2024

“It’s vital,” Andrew Bailey said Thursday, after the Bank of England left rates on hold

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Recalibrating

September 18, 2024September 19, 2024

Jerome Powell went out of his way on Wednesday to frame the Fed’s 50bps rate

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50. Sans Bowman

September 18, 2024September 19, 2024

They went big. Two months of high drama crescendoed Wednesday in a 50bps rate cut

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Over And Out

September 18, 2024September 19, 2024

“You threw out your pager, right? Because –” “Yeah, yeah, of course. Did you see

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Construction, Rates And The Misnomer That Is ‘Affordable’

September 18, 2024September 19, 2024

Thank lower rates? Maybe. Probably. Sure. New construction data released ahead of the Fed on

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‘It Doesn’t Make A Difference’

September 18, 2024September 18, 2024

Jamie Dimon, man of the people? No. Definitely not. Dimon personifies American banking in a

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Paging Hassan Nasrallah

September 17, 2024September 18, 2024

“Is your pager hot? Because my pager’s hot.” We talk a lot about how dangerous

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Cutting The Left-Tail

September 17, 2024September 17, 2024

Evercore’s Ed Hyman gets it. “If they don’t do 50 tomorrow I’ll be shocked,” Hyman,

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Profits, Policy And Priorities

September 17, 2024September 18, 2024

One narrative says corporate profits have virtually never been healthier. It’s hard to argue the

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‘Nervous Bulls’ Almost Certain Of Soft Landing

September 17, 2024September 18, 2024

Cash levels ticked down and growth expectations rebounded tentatively from an eight-month low, helping to

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US Retail Sales Leave FOMC Narrative Unchanged

September 17, 2024September 18, 2024

Mercifully — because the Fed and traders scarcely needed any additional variables to incorporate while

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The Fate Of The World

September 16, 2024September 17, 2024

“It’s truly amazing how the fate of the entire world seems to rest on whether

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What’s To Become Of The Stocks?

September 16, 2024September 17, 2024

But what does Mike Wilson think? “Where is Ja?!” (Somebody will get it.) Credit where

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Reflexivity Revisited: What Happens If The Fed Disappoints?

September 16, 2024September 16, 2024

I spent some time late last week talking about the Fed’s reflexivity dynamic with markets,

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Gamblers Gonna Gamble

September 16, 2024September 17, 2024

You gotta love it. Following last week’s US CPI report, all-knowing, efficient markets were convinced

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Everything The Fed Should Consider For The September FOMC Meeting

September 15, 2024September 17, 2024

On Wednesday, the Fed will answer your questions about life, the universe and everything. Or

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Don’t Forget The Data

September 15, 2024September 16, 2024

Don’t forget the data. It’s a big week for monetary policy, with the Fed set

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Bank Of Japan Rate Guidance Eyed After Chaos. Bank Of England Faces Big QT Decision

September 15, 2024September 16, 2024

The Fed’s not the only game in town this week. On Friday, the Bank of

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Did China Just Lose The Growth Target?

September 14, 2024September 16, 2024

How long before they stop reporting the numbers? I’m just joking. I think. But if

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Stock Funds Just Saw Their First Outflow Since April

September 13, 2024September 13, 2024

Don’t look now, but global equities just saw their first weekly outflow since April. $3.7

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Reflexivity And Risky Ventures

September 13, 2024September 15, 2024

Market participants don’t fully appreciate the Fed’s reflexivity “problem.” I put problem in scare quotes

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Demographics Matter

September 13, 2024September 15, 2024

Demographics matter. A lot. And in everything. Elections are no exception. In fact, elections are

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It’s Gotta Be 50, Jay: The Case For A Half-Point Fed Cut

September 13, 2024September 15, 2024

“Hey, Jay. Why don’t you just get started?” Asking for Bill Dudley. With just days

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