Tribune Reporter Pens Hilarious ‘Apology’ To Trump On Behalf Of ‘Fake News’
“Please accept this apology. I am not at all proud of the things I’ve made you do.”
More Currency Wars: Forint Plunges As NBH Loses Patience
“Closely examining the application of our tools”
Trump Pre-Blames ‘Mitch M’ For U.S. Default, Then Tweets Picture Of Himself ‘Eclipsing’ Obama
“The best eclipse ever!”Â
‘Go Figure!’ SocGen Reveals The Ugly Truth About The Buyback Bonanza
“Buybacks may boost the market, but they do not obviously benefit those companies doing it.”
Andy Hemming Had The Hardest Job In The World – And He Just Gave Up
Yes, Hemming “spends his days immersed in cable television, Twitter, print and online media to suss out positive stories about Trump” – so basically, Hemming has (or had) the same job as the President himself.
I Put Up A Banner In Trump Tower – Here’s What Happened Next
Secret Service: “Do you know Melissa Byrne?â€
Neighbor: “No.â€
Secret Service: “Why would she protest President Trump?â€
Neighbor: “Because he’s a f—ing racist.â€
Key Calls (Thursday): Upgrades, Downgrades & Initiations
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Trump Tried To Sabatoge Russia Sanctions Bill, Quizzed Sen. On Mueller: Politico
“It seems he is just always focused on Russia.”
To Mongolia And Beyond
I found you some yield…
‘In The End, Only One Of Them Will Be Left Standing’: Trump Vs. Trump
“There can be only one.”
4th Grade Press
And just like that, all of the good news trial balloons we got from McConnell on Monday (debt ceiling guarantee) and from Politico on Tuesday (tax reform moving ahead) were rendered null and void…
Trading The White Moose With Carl Icahn
“Central Banks are printing money out of thin air and buying stocks with it. Stop a moment and really take that in.”
Dip-Buyers Assemble! Stocks On Pace For Worst Month Since October
“Make inexorable rallies great again.”
Phoenix Proves Trump Has Lost His War Against The Free Press
“The facts of Trump’s words and deeds, not the reporting of those facts by the free press, are defeating Trump in the battle for support from the American people.”
Kocic: Complacency Has Declined Sharply – But You Probably Didn’t Realize It
“It is unlikely that even the last night comments would change that as they concern more of the tail risk, rather than general shift in uncertainty.”
Cloudflare CEO Just Can’t Live With Himself After Firing Nazis From Internet
“I helped kick a group of neo-Nazis off the internet last week, but since then I’ve wondered whether I made the right decision.”
Analysts: Trump’s Border Wall Comments ‘Dramatically Raise’ Risk Of Shutdown
“Trump’s commitment to securing funds for a border wall dramatically raises the spectre of a shutdown in October and his injurious relationship with Congressional Republican leadership further complicates the underlying calculus.”
#MAGA Gets Back On Track As Yields, Dollar Fall, VIX Spikes
The “Make America Great Again” train was chugging along just fine after a week chock-full
The Sky Is Indeed Falling – But ‘Evil’ Isn’t ‘Stalking The Trading Rooms’
“Doing it or not really isn’t still up for debate. Only how well it will be managed. Opinions differ.”
2 Letters To WaPo On Monuments And Heroes Who Aren’t Heroes
“These are hard and painful issues to debate, but if we’re going to remove monuments and tributes, we shouldn’t cherry-pick the issues.”
Look Out: Euro Jumps As Draghi Silent on FX Risk, PMIs Come In Hot
Score one for the crowd who thinks that Mario Draghi is going to have a difficult time keeping a lid on euro strength.Â
Markets Turn Nervous After Trump Wall Threat, NAFTA Nonsense
“The ‘she loves me, she loves me not’ thought process could lead to on-off marketsâ€
Key Calls (Wednesday): Upgrades, Downgrades & Initiations
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Trump Promises Government Shutdown Over Wall During Insane Phoenix Rally
“If we have to close down our government, we’re building that wall.”
“So I think we’ll end up probably terminating Nafta at some point.”
This Doesn’t Always End Badly But If It Does…
“In sum, there’s no guarantee that the market will drop over the next five days, but if it does: look out below!”
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