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Buy The Dip? (Honeypot Training)

November 9, 2026November 9, 2026
  • What Are Treasurys Telling Us?

    November 9, 2026November 9, 2026
  • Megaspeed Indeed. (Two Huangs Don’t Make A Right)

    November 9, 2026November 9, 2026
  • Jensen Got Honey-Trapped

    November 8, 2026November 8, 2026

Markets

Weekly: Melodrama

November 7, 2026November 9, 2026
  • ‘Dem Fatale’ Crashes The AI Party

    November 6, 2026November 8, 2026
  • On Wall Street: Crash And F’in’ Burn

    November 5, 2026November 7, 2026
  • Did Democrats Just Kill ‘New 60/40’?

    November 5, 2026November 6, 2026
  • Um, Excuse Me, But Your Chips Are Bleeding

    November 5, 2026November 6, 2026

economy

Inflation Week!

November 8, 2026November 9, 2026
  • Inflation Fatalism Has Set In

    November 6, 2026November 8, 2026
  • Drunken Monkey Darts

    November 6, 2026November 8, 2026
  • ‘Tis The Season! For Temporary Fulfillment Jobs

    November 5, 2026November 6, 2026
  • Senseless Iran War Triggers BoE Hike, 5% Inflation Warning

    November 5, 2026November 5, 2026

Geopolitics

Rasputin Presiding

November 8, 2026November 9, 2026

Tsunami

November 4, 2026November 5, 2026

Let’s Talk Blue Waves

November 1, 2026November 2, 2026

Duly Noted

US Jobless Claims Chase History

November 5, 2026November 7, 2026

Tech Got No Love This Earnings Season

November 3, 2026November 8, 2026

Krugman: ‘It’s Just Reverse Robin Hood With Extra Racism’

August 22, 2017

“One long-standing answer is to muddy the waters, and make elections about white resentment. That’s been the strategy since Nixon, and Trump turned the dial up to 11.”

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Debt Ceiling: Here’s The Nightmare Scenario

August 22, 2017August 22, 2017

Ok, I don’t know how much figurative “stock” you put in Mitch McConnell’s Monday promise that

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Presenting Senator Tomato Soup: What We Learned Last Week About Our Politics

August 22, 2017

“At some level, Americans seem to have absorbed this.”

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‘Game: Blouses’

August 22, 2017August 22, 2017

“It wasn’t even like it was close”…

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‘It’s Hard To Call This Healthy’

August 22, 2017

Of breadth and pyrrhic victories.

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‘Conflicts Of Interest’: A History Of Markets During Wartime

August 22, 2017

“However, the market impact of a potential conflict on the Korean peninsula could be different.”

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What’s The Difference Between Domestic And International Terrorism?

August 22, 2017August 22, 2017

“It is time that our federal criminal laws recognize domestic terrorism for what it is: the moral equivalent of international terrorism.”

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Fried Chicken: Norway Is Pretty Damn Sure Stocks Only Go Up

August 22, 2017August 22, 2017

“We don’t have any views on whether the market is priced high or low, whether bonds and stocks are expensive or cheap.”

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The Calm Before The (Maybe) Storm

August 22, 2017August 22, 2017

Dissensus is back.

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Is Ray Dalio Wrong? One Indicator Says Maybe

August 22, 2017

“That’s it. Nothing more.”

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Right-Wing Site Implicates Obama In Charlottesville Using Will Ferrell Picture

August 22, 2017August 22, 2017

There you have it America: proof positive that Will Ferrell is in on it too.

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They Love To Talk, But Hate To Communicate

August 22, 2017

“Confidently dismissing the process as harmless for markets is a luxury they can’t indulge in.”

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Bannon Takes Aim At Trump’s Base As Breitbart Blasts Afghanistan Speech

August 22, 2017

Well, it took Steve Bannon, what? About four days to prove that he will not in

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The Great Euro Debate Heats Up Ahead Of Jackson Hole

August 22, 2017

There’s a lot of commentary floating around out there this morning about the euro ahead

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To Infinity And Beyond: Blue-Chip Debt Sales Top $1 Trillion Faster Than Ever

August 22, 2017

I sincerely hope everyone who’s still plowing money into corporate credit has a good handle on what it is they’re doing because investment grade corporate debt issuance is running at a record pace, and just topped $1 trillion faster than any year in history.

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Key Calls (Tuesday): Upgrades, Downgrades & Initiations

August 22, 2017August 22, 2017

You need an upgrade.

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Chili P is My Signature

August 21, 2017

“It also makes us inexorably prone to affectation. We must add our own signature, that thing that distinguishes us or our product; the figurative chili-powder-in-the-meth of whatever our form of productive output happens to be.”

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Here’s What To Expect For Stocks If There’s A Government Shutdown…

August 21, 2017

“However, with generally elevated policy uncertainty, equities might stay more volatile as we near the debt limit deadline.”

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Don’t Look Up – Or Down…

August 21, 2017August 21, 2017

“Ideological interpretation: Looking down is a mistake — the system works only if no one opens his eyes.”

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This Hasn’t Happened In 22 Weeks…

August 21, 2017

Turning point?

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Bears Shouldn’t ‘Overstay Their Welcome’

August 21, 2017

“One of the most dangerous things in trading is to confuse what one thinks ‘should’ happen with the forecast of what ‘will’ happen.”

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The Biggest Risk, A Key BTFD Line, And What We ‘Don’t Know’

August 21, 2017August 21, 2017

“What are you most concerned about over the next three months?”

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Can ‘Whiteness’ Ever Be Equated With Dispossession?

August 21, 2017

“He has shown that “white rage” and the nostalgia that underwrites feelings of racial resentment are renewable resources, and a cross-applicable rationale for xenophobia.”

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Heads Up: S&P Goes Negative For The Quarter

August 21, 2017August 21, 2017

The streak is in jeopardy.

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Lake Placid

August 21, 2017

“But it just feels like investors are in the mood for a placid day. It’s August and we’re going to have to keep paying attention right up to Friday evening, leaving little appetite today for angst and mayhem.”

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Secret Service Goes Broke, Spends $60,000 On Golf Cart Rentals To Protect Trump

August 21, 2017August 21, 2017

“I don’t see this changing in the near term.”

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‘What Would You Do If We Asked You To Lie?’ Sputnik Fired Writer Over Seth Rich Story

August 21, 2017August 21, 2017

“I’d quit,” I replied.

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