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Jensen Got Honey-Trapped

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‘Dem Fatale’ Crashes The AI Party

November 6, 2026November 8, 2026
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    November 5, 2026November 7, 2026
  • Did Democrats Just Kill ‘New 60/40’?

    November 5, 2026November 6, 2026
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    November 5, 2026November 6, 2026
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economy

Inflation Fatalism Has Set In

November 6, 2026November 8, 2026
  • Drunken Monkey Darts

    November 6, 2026November 8, 2026
  • ‘Tis The Season! For Temporary Fulfillment Jobs

    November 5, 2026November 6, 2026
  • Senseless Iran War Triggers BoE Hike, 5% Inflation Warning

    November 5, 2026November 5, 2026
  • Irrepressible

    November 4, 2026November 5, 2026

Geopolitics

Tsunami

November 4, 2026November 5, 2026

Let’s Talk Blue Waves

November 1, 2026November 2, 2026

Lagarde Versus Le Pen?

October 29, 2026October 30, 2026

Duly Noted

US Jobless Claims Chase History

November 5, 2026November 7, 2026

Tech Got No Love This Earnings Season

November 3, 2026November 8, 2026

Jobs Report Misses Badly, Earnings In Line, Dollar’s Woes Continue

January 5, 2018

That could have been better.

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Trump Wants $18 Billion For Border Wall, Another $15 Billion For Watchtowers, Cameras, Drones

January 5, 2018January 5, 2018

If carried out as described…

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Bitcoin Surges Back Above $16,000 In Abrupt Early Morning Move

January 5, 2018January 5, 2018

And not a moment too soon for the bulls.

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New Details Of Trump Obstruction Probe Revealed: Jeff Sessions Was Pressured To Avoid Recusing Himself

January 4, 2018January 4, 2018

To be sure, Donald Trump did not need any more bad press on Thursday. But…

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This Is Definitely Robert Mueller’s Favorite Part Of Michael Wolff’s New Book

January 4, 2018

“Mark Corallo [former spokesman for Trump’s personal legal team] … privately confiding [to Wolff] that he believed the meeting on Air Force One represented a likely obstruction of justice — quit.”

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Reservoir Dogs.

January 4, 2018January 4, 2018

“He’s just gonna decide – out of the blue! – to rip us off?”

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Dear America: Here’s What Egregious Wealth And Income Inequality Looks Like

January 4, 2018

Any questions?

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David Tepper: Stocks Are Just As ‘Cheap’ Now As They Were Last Year

January 4, 2018January 4, 2018

“The market can’t go down until the bond market gets hit.”

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SEC Issues New Cryptocurrency Warning: ‘If You Lose Money, We Can’t Get It Back’

January 4, 2018January 4, 2018

“…but we again caution you that, if you lose money, there is a substantial risk that our efforts will not result in a recovery of your investment.”

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Look Out Jeff Bezos: Ripple Co-Founder Now Richer Than Google Co-Founders

January 4, 2018January 4, 2018

This is so laughable that the English language is not a sufficient tool…

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‘What Goes Up’: Everything.

January 4, 2018

And you know what they say about “what goes up”…

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A Dumb As Shit, Hopelessly Idiotic, Crazy Moron: What Michael Wolff Says Trump’s Associates Think Of Him

January 4, 2018January 4, 2018

It’s probably safe to say that whatever was left of Donald Trump’s sanity has flown the coop over the past 24 hours.

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Some Folks In Japan Were Ready To Buy Some Goddamn Stocks After The Holiday

January 4, 2018

Throw in a little of Kuroda’s patented Tinker Bell dust and the fact that margined Japanese FX traders are sitting on a ¥3.2trn unrealized gain in Bitcoin, and you’ve got a recipe for … well, for more mania. 

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Jeremy Grantham: Bitcoin Dwarfs The South Sea Bubble, My Nephew Is Obsessed With It

January 4, 2018January 4, 2018

“This is a true, crazy mini-bubble of its own I expect – it has certainly passed my ‘nephew test’ of his obsessing about buying or not.”

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‘Sky Is The Limit’: Fallout Feared From Conviction Of Turkish Banker In Iran Sanctions Trial

January 4, 2018

“The charges are so grave (essentially implicating the current president of Turkey) that one may say ‘sky is the limit’ as far as the magnitude and scope of potential sanctions go.”

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Jeremy Grantham Calls For Blow-Off Top: ‘Brace Yourself For A Melt-Up’

January 3, 2018January 3, 2018

“A range of 9 to 18 months from today and a price rise to around 3,400 to 3,700 on the S&P 500 would show the same 60% gain over 21 months as the least of the other classic bubble events.”

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Merrill Lynch Bans Trading In Bitcoin Fund

January 3, 2018January 3, 2018

It applies “to all accounts and precludes the firm’s roughly 17,000 advisers from pitching bitcoin-related investments [and from] executing client requests to trade GBTC.”

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Ignore That Raging Dumpster Fire.

January 3, 2018January 3, 2018

Just try not to focus on that, ok?

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Trump Rips Steve Bannon: ‘He Lost His Mind’ When I Fired Him

January 3, 2018January 3, 2018

Well damn. Earlier today, The Guardian ran a story containing a preview of what’s being

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The Bernie Madoff Market

January 3, 2018January 3, 2018

I don’t know about you, but “I think something is wrong here”…

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Turns Out Roy Moore’s ‘Jew Lawyer’ Voted For Doug Jones

January 3, 2018

“There could not be a more passionate supporter of Doug than me!”

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‘Rationality Has Disappeared’: ECB’s Hansson Calls Cryptocurrencies A ‘Cult’

January 3, 2018January 3, 2018

“Sooner or later”…

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‘Jack Is #Complicit’ Projected On Side Of Twitter HQ After Trump ‘Nuclear Button’ Fiasco

January 3, 2018January 3, 2018

Whatever the case, you can bet this is a problem that isn’t going away for Twitter and you’d hate to be Jack right now because he’s damned if he does and damned if he doesn’t.

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One Bank Reveals 7 Key Calls For The New Year

January 3, 2018January 3, 2018

But for those interested in trying to “DO SOMETHING” (as opposed to just kicking back and being “actively” passive)…

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China: Bitcoin Is A ‘Tricked Up’, ‘Bubble Of The Imagination’ And A ‘Tulip Replica’

January 3, 2018January 3, 2018

Is it a replica of a tulip bubble?

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Goldman’s Equity Algo Army Goes Offline After ‘Mistake’ Triggers Trading Limits

January 3, 2018January 3, 2018

Notably, Goldman says this has nothing to do with today being the first trading day of MiFID II.

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Trump Threatens To Nuke North Korea Using His Bigger, More Powerful, Working ‘Button’

January 2, 2018January 2, 2018

Well fast forward to Tuesday evening and Donald Trump has just unleashed what is easily his most egregious tweet ever.

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