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Weekly: Melodrama

November 7, 2026November 7, 2026
  • ‘Dem Fatale’ Crashes The AI Party

    November 6, 2026November 6, 2026
  • Inflation Fatalism Has Set In

    November 6, 2026
  • Drunken Monkey Darts

    November 6, 2026November 6, 2026

Markets

On Wall Street: Crash And F’in’ Burn

November 5, 2026November 7, 2026
  • Did Democrats Just Kill ‘New 60/40’?

    November 5, 2026November 6, 2026
  • Um, Excuse Me, But Your Chips Are Bleeding

    November 5, 2026November 6, 2026
  • Deus Ex Machina?

    November 4, 2026November 5, 2026
  • The Capex Catch-22

    November 3, 2026November 4, 2026

economy

‘Tis The Season! For Temporary Fulfillment Jobs

November 5, 2026November 6, 2026
  • Senseless Iran War Triggers BoE Hike, 5% Inflation Warning

    November 5, 2026November 5, 2026
  • Irrepressible

    November 4, 2026November 5, 2026
  • In Other News: Scorching ‘Job Changer’ Pay Gains, AI Disruption

    November 4, 2026November 5, 2026
  • Someone’s Got Work For You

    November 3, 2026November 4, 2026

Geopolitics

Tsunami

November 4, 2026November 5, 2026

Let’s Talk Blue Waves

November 1, 2026November 2, 2026

Lagarde Versus Le Pen?

October 29, 2026October 30, 2026

Duly Noted

US Jobless Claims Chase History

November 5, 2026November 7, 2026

An ARM And A Leg

October 28, 2026October 30, 2026

Mob Hit: Italian Assets Whacked In Bloody Friday Rout

September 28, 2018October 17, 2021

Sonny on the causeway and such.

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‘We Do Not Think Markets Will Appreciate This’: Italy’s Populists Successfully Blow Up Budget

September 28, 2018October 17, 2021

“We see this as a defeat for Mr Tria, as a guarantor of fiscal prudence.”

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‘What Is Going On?’ One Bank Sifts Through The Noise

September 28, 2018October 17, 2021

“At the risk of over-simplification, and to misquote James Carville, it’s the US economy, stupid.”

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Brett Kavanaugh Is Proudly Brought To You By Beer, Official Beverage Of SCOTUS Nominees

September 27, 2018October 17, 2021

“I like beer”.

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Trader Asks: ‘Are We Just A Few Ticks Away From Dot-Con Stupidity’?

September 27, 2018October 17, 2021

“I had no idea.”

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These Are The Three Most Vulnerable Areas To A Rising Risk-Free Rate

September 27, 2018

The straw that breaks the camel’s back…

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Hong Kong Hijinks: Here Comes A Bursting Property Bubble

September 27, 2018September 27, 2018

“This is fine.”

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Racing A Thunderstorm: Indonesia’s Fifth Rate Hike Since May Underscores EM Fed Angst

September 27, 2018

Well, you can’t say they aren’t trying.

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Italian Assets Crushed As Populists Upend Budget Talks At Last Minute

September 27, 2018October 17, 2021

Predictably, the fraught Italian budget negotiations went off the rails at the last minute.

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The George Washington Presser: Donald Trump Delivers Crowning Achievement In Abject Absurdity

September 26, 2018September 27, 2018

“…according to Mr. Pillsbury, China has total respect for Donald Trump’s ahh-very large brain.”

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Marko Kolanovic: Current U.S. Policies May Accelerate Global De-Dollarization Push

September 26, 2018November 3, 2019

“…the question arises whether the rest of the world should diversify away from the risks of the USD and USD-centric finance.”

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Fed Hikes Rates, Removes ‘Accommodative’ From Statement: Full Coverage

September 26, 2018October 17, 2021

And now, the main event.

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Someone Called Julie Swetnick Says Brett Kavanaugh ‘Spiked The Punch’, Was Present For ‘Gang Rapes’

September 26, 2018October 17, 2021

“I became a victim of one of these ‘trains'”.

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What To Expect From The Midterms And The Convergence Trade, According To Marko Kolanovic

September 26, 2018October 28, 2018

Reading the tea leaves.

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‘This Matters Meaningfully’: Nomura’s McElligott Flags Inflection In Key ‘2020 Recession’ Indicator

September 26, 2018September 26, 2018

“Stay tuned.”

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Albert Edwards: ‘It’Â’s Always Brightest Before Dusk (OK I Made That Up!)’

September 26, 2018September 26, 2018

“But in the same way that it is ‘always darkest before the dawn’ surely the opposite is also true.”

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For A Split Second On Tuesday, Donald Trump And The World Shared A Joke

September 25, 2018September 29, 2018

And the joke was Donald Trump.

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‘Do It At Your Own Risk’: Bolton, Pompeo Not Amused With Europe’s Plan To Circumvent Iran Sanctions

September 25, 2018October 17, 2021

“…take a good hard look at your business with Iran.”

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Trader Asks: Is The FOMC Drift Dead?

September 25, 2018November 13, 2018

“Wait until the Fed finally stops tapping on the brake – this strategy’s alpha might not be completely dead.”

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Goldman Updates Oil Forecast Following Trump’s U.N. OPEC Broadside

September 25, 2018

“The catalysts for this last rally appear clear”.

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Trump ‘Rejects Globalism’, Blasts ‘Socialism’, Accuses OPEC Of ‘Ripping Off The World’: Full U.N. Highlights

September 25, 2018September 26, 2018

The bar was set pretty high – or pretty low…

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Just When You Thought Emerging Markets Might Be Out Of The Woods, Argentina Spoils The Party

September 25, 2018September 25, 2018

“Personal issues.”

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In Brazen Move, Europe, Russia, China Establish SPV To Circumvent Trump’s Iran Sanctions

September 25, 2018September 25, 2018

“The question is whether this will work.”

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Peter Navarro Promises More China Tariffs, Says ‘Small Things’ Impeding Canada Talks

September 25, 2018September 25, 2018

Unfortunately, Peter Navarro was on national television this morning…

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As Yields Rise, The Ghost Of Diversification Desperation Comes Calling

September 24, 2018October 17, 2021

Here comes the stock-bond return correlation debate (again).

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‘Disgraceful Bullsh*t’: Rod Rosenstein Story Sparks Civil War In Journo Land

September 24, 2018September 25, 2018

This is not what America needs.

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In India, ‘Another Fed-Induced Tightening Tantrum’

September 24, 2018

And don’t say Urjit Patel didn’t try to warn you.

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