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Have The Hyper-Scalers Lost Their Minds?

November 2, 2026November 2, 2026
  • Apple Sets A Bunch Of Records. Misses In China

    November 2, 2026November 2, 2026
  • Debbie Downers Amid The Renaissance

    November 2, 2026November 2, 2026
  • Sell-Side Sarcasm: New And Improved!

    November 2, 2026November 2, 2026

Markets

Weekly: The Leveraged Buildout (Speculative Gravity Control)

October 31, 2026November 2, 2026
  • The Problem, In A Nutshell…

    October 30, 2026November 2, 2026
  • What’s What And WTF?

    October 30, 2026November 1, 2026
  • Oil, Dammit!

    October 30, 2026November 1, 2026
  • My Goodness: Amazon Spent Some Money

    October 29, 2026October 31, 2026

economy

Polls, Projectiles And Payrolls

November 1, 2026November 2, 2026
  • ‘Remains Elevated’

    October 29, 2026October 30, 2026
  • Boom!

    October 29, 2026October 30, 2026
  • Dissembling Strategery

    October 28, 2026October 29, 2026
  • Frozen Bubble

    October 27, 2026October 28, 2026

Geopolitics

Let’s Talk Blue Waves

November 1, 2026November 2, 2026

Lagarde Versus Le Pen?

October 29, 2026October 30, 2026

The Tragic Irony Of The Israeli State

October 28, 2026October 29, 2026

Duly Noted

An ARM And A Leg

October 28, 2026October 30, 2026

Not Since 1969…

October 22, 2026October 24, 2026

Hong Kong Exports Have Now Declined For A Dozen Straight Months. Trump Blamed

November 26, 2019

Make global financial hubs miserable again!

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Traders Menaced By December Tariff Deadline Forced To Ponder Phone Calls, Obstinate Powell

November 26, 2019November 26, 2019

“Relevant issues”.

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Trump White House Suffers Serious Legal Setback As Judge Says Don McGahn Must Testify

November 25, 2019November 26, 2019

“DOJ promotes a conception of separation-of-powers principles that gets these constitutional commands exactly backwards”.

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Macro Tourist: Bridgewater Put Headline Is Not What It Seems

November 25, 2019November 25, 2019

“My bet is that Dalio’s Bridgewater is far from bearish on stocks.”

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Trump, Mnuchin, Barr May Have Iced Halkbank Case At Behest Of Erdogan

November 25, 2019November 25, 2019

The Halkbank case seemingly went cold for five whole months…

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Hunting For Free Money In Europe’s ‘Cosmopolitan’ Bond Market

November 25, 2019November 25, 2019

More tales from “this topsy-turvy world”.

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Goldman: S&P 500 May Fall 16% If Democrats Sweep 2020 Election

November 25, 2019November 25, 2019

Relax – the base case is that the bull market continues.

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First ‘Ultra-Long’ Term Repo Covering Year-End Is Twice Oversubscribed (Cue Alarmists)

November 25, 2019November 25, 2019

Here’s some nuance, for those interested.

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Rick Perry: God Hates Humanity So Much, He Chose Donald Trump To ‘Rule Over Us’

November 25, 2019November 25, 2019

“You understand God’s plan for the people who rule and judge over us on this planet”.

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Behold, Appeasement! Turkey ‘Turns On’ Russian Missile Systems, Lindsey Graham Blocked Armenian Genocide Bill On Trump’s Orders

November 25, 2019

“I said sure”.

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All Smiles For Risk Assets In New Week – So Far

November 25, 2019November 25, 2019

A lack of violent protests and some conciliatory language around IP theft is all it takes to keep the good vibes — err — good.

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Hong Kong Is Center Of Geopolitical Universe As Hang Seng Turns 50

November 24, 2019November 25, 2019

“Their evil hope is that Hong Kong will go down in chaos”.

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Goldman Sees ‘A Tale Of Two Dollars’ In 2020

November 24, 2019November 24, 2019

Elegance in simplicity.

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‘The Mafia Couldn’t Kill Me’: Rudy Giuliani Is The Loose End To End All Loose Ends

November 24, 2019November 24, 2019

A Christmas Carol.

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Weekend Color Commentary From The Macro Tourist

November 24, 2019November 24, 2019

Some feedback on the great BBB apocalypse debate and more.

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In Bid To Pacify White House, China Releases Sweeping Intellectual Property Decree

November 24, 2019November 24, 2019

Olive branch?

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A Subtle Reminder About Republicans, Democrats, The S&P 500 And Deficits

November 23, 2019November 24, 2019

Is it really a Democrat market participants should fear?

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‘2018’s Experiment Failed Monumentally’: Detox Is Hard

November 23, 2019November 24, 2019

You can kill the patient if you’re not careful. 

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The Rotation Is Dead. Long Live The Rotation.

November 23, 2019November 24, 2019

“Expectations are extremely volatile”.

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Chinese Diplomat Calls US ‘World’s Biggest Destabilizing Factor’ In Scathing Remarks At G20 Ministers Meeting

November 23, 2019November 24, 2019

“There is no way out for the zero-sum games of the United States”.

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One Bank Asks: Recession Or Melt-Up?

November 22, 2019November 24, 2019

“Our S&P 500 forecasts have a V-shaped profile”.

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On Hong Kong, Trump Irritates Everyone

November 22, 2019November 24, 2019

Have “stable genius” will travel.

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Here’s The Problem With Judy Shelton’s Comments On Fed Independence (It’s Not What You Think)

November 22, 2019

“It’s in some ways healthier”…

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MAGA Economy Hanging In There, But Hardly Blowing The Doors Off, November PMIs Show

November 22, 2019

Not terrible, but not “great” – “again” or otherwise.

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‘I Want A Trial. They’re All Shifty Schiffs’: Trump Bombs In Comically Ridiculous Fox & Friends Rant

November 22, 2019November 22, 2019

“If they do put it up because they’re crazy”…

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Xi Respectfully Tells Kissinger, Other Visitors To Show Him Some Respect

November 22, 2019November 22, 2019

“We didn’t initiate this trade war and this isn’t something we want”.

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Europe’s Economy Flatlines For 3rd Month As Feeble Bounce In German Factory Activity Overshadowed By Services Spillover

November 22, 2019

“The ongoing decline nevertheless represents the worst spell of demand since mid-2013”.

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