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The Problem, In A Nutshell…

October 30, 2026
  • What’s What And WTF?

    October 30, 2026October 30, 2026
  • Oil, Dammit!

    October 30, 2026October 30, 2026
  • My Goodness: Amazon Spent Some Money

    October 29, 2026

Markets

Alphabet Whiffs, Microsoft Hits

October 28, 2026October 29, 2026
  • Mona Lisa’s Smirk

    October 28, 2026October 29, 2026
  • F-ck You, Claude (Zen)

    October 27, 2026October 28, 2026
  • Around, Around We Go

    October 27, 2026October 28, 2026
  • Anthropic: The Promise, The Numbers, The Risks

    October 26, 2026October 27, 2026

economy

‘Remains Elevated’

October 29, 2026October 30, 2026
  • Boom!

    October 29, 2026October 30, 2026
  • Dissembling Strategery

    October 28, 2026October 29, 2026
  • Frozen Bubble

    October 27, 2026October 28, 2026
  • It’s All Relative

    October 27, 2026October 28, 2026

Geopolitics

Lagarde Versus Le Pen?

October 29, 2026October 30, 2026

The Tragic Irony Of The Israeli State

October 28, 2026October 29, 2026

Lula!

October 26, 2026October 27, 2026

Duly Noted

An ARM And A Leg

October 28, 2026October 30, 2026

Not Since 1969…

October 22, 2026October 24, 2026

The Growth Religion And Big Tech Exceptionalism

May 9, 2021May 10, 2021

A persistent theme in these pages is the notion that being overweight America’s tech titans

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And Miles To Go Before We Hike

May 9, 2021May 12, 2021

In a parallel universe where the latest US jobs report showed the world’s largest economy

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It’s A Dangerous World

May 8, 2021May 13, 2021

Not that reminders were needed, but just in case: It’s a dangerous world out there.

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The One Thing Stocks Can’t ‘Live With’

May 8, 2021May 9, 2021

“No matter what, we’ve seen the market predominantly go up, not down,” one PM and

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Just Two Words: ‘Inflation’ And ‘Buybacks’

May 8, 2021May 14, 2021

If you were wondering what corporate management teams discussed on calls during reporting season… Wait,

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Less Is More

May 7, 2021May 9, 2021

The Trump administration had Larry Kudlow and Steve Mnuchin. Joe Biden has Janet Yellen. All

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Royale With Cheese

May 7, 2021May 9, 2021

Although Friday’s jobs miss may help growth stocks stabilize in the near-term, recent weakness in

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25 Sayings On Vol And Risk

May 7, 2021May 8, 2021

“Pithy Principles for Modern Markets,” via Macro Risk Advisors 1. Big moves matter most The

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An Offer They Can’t Refuse

May 7, 2021May 8, 2021

“Today’s jobs report is just an example of [how] we have a long way to

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A Staggering Miss: April Jobs Report Is Huge Letdown

May 7, 2021May 10, 2021

The US economy added just 266,000 jobs last month, April’s hotly-anticipated nonfarm payrolls report showed.

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‘So-Called’ Bubbles

May 7, 2021May 15, 2021

“Asset prices may be vulnerable to significant declines,” the Fed reckoned, in its semi-annual financial

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The Stories We Tell

May 6, 2021May 7, 2021

Everybody has a story. In general, but especially when it comes to explaining their own

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Complications, Froth And The Jackson Hole Whale

May 6, 2021May 7, 2021

“Severe complications.” Those were the words a spokeswoman for the German government used Thursday to

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US Jobless Claims Fall Below Half-Million In New Milestone

May 6, 2021May 6, 2021

498,000 Americans filed for unemployment benefits last week (figure below). It was the first time

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Technical Taper: BOE Slows QE In ‘Operational’ Adjustment

May 6, 2021May 6, 2021

The BOE will slow the pace of weekly bond-buying by £1 billion to £3.4 billion,

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Sharing Is Caring

May 6, 2021May 10, 2021

Momentum gathered Thursday for an agreement to waive patent protections for COVID-19 vaccines. Europe appeared

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Tickets And Rents

May 5, 2021May 6, 2021

Assuming Americans exercise a modicum of common sense, COVID-19 cases are projected to see a

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‘We Are Dying’: Calls For Modi Resignation As India Faces ‘Staggering’ Epidemic

May 5, 2021May 13, 2021

More than a million people could be dead from COVID in India by the end

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‘Jay And I Could Never Be Made’

May 5, 2021May 7, 2021

Since the day she was tipped as Joe Biden’s Treasury Secretary, I’ve joked (or not)

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Marko Kolanovic: Most Portfolios Are Vulnerable To ‘Inflation Shock’

May 5, 2021May 10, 2021

“If one stretches rubber too long, it eventually snaps,” JPMorgan’s Marko Kolanovic wrote Wednesday, in

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‘Inflationary Pressures By No Means Confined To Manufacturing’

May 5, 2021May 6, 2021

Like its manufacturing counterpart, ISM services missed expectations for April. At 62.7, the headline was

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US Private Employers Add Most Jobs Since September

May 5, 2021

Private employers added 742,000 jobs in April, ADP said Wednesday. That was below consensus. The

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Joke’s On You

May 4, 2021May 5, 2021

Don’t say you weren’t handed a dip to buy. Or a falling knife to catch.

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Beautiful Bombast

May 4, 2021May 5, 2021

Oh, the bombast! The wonderful, wonderful bombast. Selling “gripped” US equities on Tuesday. Tech shares

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McElligott: Tech Is ‘Epicenter For How Index Movement Could Get Weird’

May 4, 2021May 4, 2021

While consensus seems united around the notion that buying any and all dips in equities

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Quick! Somebody Save This Place

May 4, 2021May 5, 2021

“By the way, these presidents didn’t lead the changes as much as they were chosen

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Buy Any Dip (Is What They’re Saying)

May 4, 2021May 4, 2021

If you see a dip, buy it. That’s one takeaway from JPMorgan’s Mislav Matejka, who

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