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Dysfunctional Family.

June 28, 2019November 9, 2021

“Don’t meddle in the election”. And other highlights.

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Chinese Stocks Wrap Abysmal Week As Equity Wipeout Overshadows Trade Deal, Xi White House Chatter

April 26, 2019

There was no reprieve.

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Hope Springs Eternal As Shutdown Risk Fades, Xi To Meet Lighthizer, Mnuchin

February 13, 2019February 13, 2019

“Please Mr. President”…

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‘Chocolate Cake Diplomacy’ To The Rescue?

February 11, 2019February 11, 2019

“Progress” is in the eye of the beholder.

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Weekend Notables: Trump Calls Xi, Goldman Slashes U.S. Growth Forecast, Fed Call

December 29, 2018December 30, 2018

Something’s got to give in 2019.

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Trump Enters Phone Booth, Opens Twitter, Emerges As ‘Tariff Man’

December 4, 2018December 4, 2018

“Remember”…

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Trump, Xi Agree To No Additional Tariffs After January 1, China To Purchase ‘Very Substantial’ Amount Of Products From U.S.

December 1, 2018December 2, 2018

It went “very well”.

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Dinner Date: What’s At Stake As Trump, Xi Dine In Buenos Aires

December 1, 2018October 24, 2021

“We’ll probably end up with something good at some point.” 

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Chocolate Cake Diplomacy Gets Biggest Test Yet As Trump-Xi Meeting Dominates Global News Cycle

November 30, 2018November 30, 2018

The fate of global trade and commerce is on the line.

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G20 Trade Détente? Here’s Why It Could Happen And Why It Won’t Last

November 19, 2018November 19, 2018

Fingers crossed.

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APEC Summit Crashes And Burns As Mike Pence Stokes Fears Of Economic Cold War

November 18, 2018November 18, 2018

“The entire world is worried.”

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Xi Jinping Again Proves Donald Trump Is Driving The World Into The Arms Of The Chinese

November 5, 2018October 22, 2021

“As globalization deepens, the practices of law of the jungle and winner take all are a dead end.”

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Trump Has One Phone Call With Xi, Decides It’s Time To Draft Trade Deal

November 2, 2018November 2, 2018

“We’ll see what happens.”

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A Furious Trump Demands Someone Find Him Another $200 Billion Worth Of Chinese Goods To Tax And Yes, I’m Serious

June 18, 2018June 18, 2018

This is real. This is really happening.

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‘Blow For Blow’: U.S.-China Trade Spat Devolves Into Name-Calling As Chocolate Cake Diplomacy Faces Biggest Test Yet

June 18, 2018June 18, 2018

“Capricious”.

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Emmanuel Macron And His ‘Dandruff’ All Set To Give Trump The Finger At G-7

June 7, 2018June 7, 2018

“Besties!”

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Pick A Fire, Any Fire!

April 15, 2018April 15, 2018

“Annette, Annette”…

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‘Had He Acted Like Trump Markets Would Have Been Upset’: Xi Tries To Put Out Trump’s Dumpster Fire

April 10, 2018April 10, 2018

“It’s a good thing Xi is bringing this tone to it because markets would be very upset if he played it like Trump.”

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‘Say Hello To My Little Friend!’ Global Markets In Turmoil As China Strikes Back At Trump Tariffs

April 4, 2018April 4, 2018

“You wanna play rough?!”

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Here’s What China Will Do Under ‘Trade War Light’ And ‘Trade War Heavy’

March 22, 2018March 22, 2018

Don’t poke that dragon.

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Meet Yi Gang, The New Head Of The PBOC

March 19, 2018March 19, 2018

So as you’ve probably heard, The People’s Republic Of Xi appointed their first new central bank governor in 15 years overnight in Yi Gang.

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‘Too Big To Fail’ Or ‘Too Close To The Sun’? Anbang And China’s ‘Near-Lehman’ Miss

February 23, 2018February 23, 2018

Now you will clap for Xi.

Or maybe you too will end up charged for “crimes”.

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Xi Jinping Is Going To Run China Forever, So Get Onboard Or Get Run The Hell Over, And He Doesn’t Care Which

October 25, 2017October 25, 2017

One man to rule them all.

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Stark Raving Mad.

October 18, 2017October 18, 2017

“Let me in.”

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‘It’s Too Quiet’: Markets Calm After Xi Lays Out China’s Friendly World Domination Plans

October 18, 2017October 18, 2017

“…as for this morning’ ‘it’s quiet, too quiet’ is the only quote that comes to mind.”

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4 Black Swans And Why “Trumpflation” Is No Match For The End Of “Xiflation”

May 31, 2017

Well, SocGen is out with their Global Economic Outlook which, as you may or may

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28 Words Vs. 420 Words: “Reading Out” Last Night’s Trump/ Xi Phone Call

April 12, 2017April 12, 2017

Hmmm.

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