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‘You Admitted It Publicly’: Impeachment Investigators Want To Depose Mick Mulvaney On Friday

November 5, 2019November 5, 2019

“Your statements to the American public on October 17 were nothing less than a televised confession”.

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There’s Nothing To See In Trump’s Tax Returns And To Prove It, He’ll Have Brett Kavanaugh Block You From Seeing Them!

November 4, 2019

“The constitutional issues are significant”. At least Jay got that part right.

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Ukraine To Fire Kostiantyn Kulyk, Giuliani Contact And Source For Dubious Columns In The Hill

November 4, 2019November 4, 2019

Why should anyone care about this? Well, it’s quite simple actually.

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‘They Had Plans To Do Things, Including To Me’: Marie Yovanovitch Transcript Released And It’s Very Bad

November 4, 2019November 4, 2019

Q: Did you feel threatened? A: Yes.

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Trump Now Openly Threatening Witnesses, Says They’ll Be ‘Hell To Pay’ For Whistle-Blower

November 3, 2019

Just your standard weekend witness intimidation by the leader of the free world.

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‘Avoid Manafort Like The Plague’, ‘I Briefed Hannity’, And Other Highlights From Mueller’s ‘Secret’ Memos

November 2, 2019November 2, 2019

“Paul is nice guy but can’t let word get out he is advising us”.

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John Eisenberg Politely Told Alexander Vindman To Shut Up About What He Heard On Trump-Zelensky Call

November 1, 2019November 1, 2019

Maybe Trump can clear it up in his planned “fireside chat”.

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Tim Morrison Corroborates Quid Pro Quo Account. Says Trump-Zelensky Call Was ‘Concerning’ But Not ‘Illegal’

October 31, 2019October 31, 2019

“I had three concerns about a potential leak of the MemCon”…

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Nancy Pelosi Gives Trump, GOP What They Asked For But Didn’t Really Want

October 31, 2019October 31, 2019

The White House issued a patently ridiculous statement suggesting that somehow, the president is “not hurt”.

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John Bolton May Testify In Impeachment Probe On November 7

October 30, 2019

Fear the mustache.

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Catherine Croft Says Lobbyist Pushed Obama, Soros Conspiracy Theory In Campaign To Have Yovanovitch Fired

October 30, 2019October 30, 2019

“It was not clear to me at the time—or now—at whose direction… Mr. Livingston was seeking the removal of Ambassador Yovanovitch”.

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Trump Is Taking A Tony Soprano Approach To USMCA Auto Rules

October 29, 2019October 29, 2019

Hopefully, you can see the problem with this arrangement…

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Army Officer Alexander Vindman Listened To Trump-Zelensky Call. Here Is His Statement To Impeachment Investigators

October 29, 2019

And it’s not just the phone call that had Vindman concerned.

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Here’s A Crazy Story About Trump, Giuliani And Some Schools Linked To Erdogan Archenemy Fethullah Gulen

October 28, 2019October 29, 2019

Just in case you weren’t suspicious enough already.

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Nancy Pelosi To Give Trump, Republicans What They Asked For, Will Bring Impeachment Resolution To Floor

October 28, 2019October 28, 2019

Be careful what you wish for.

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Trump Compares Chicago To Afghanistan In Divisive Speech Marred By Boycott, Protests

October 28, 2019

“I’ve done more than any president has ever done for the police”.

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‘Lock Him Up!’ Donald Trump Had A Bad Night At The World Series

October 28, 2019October 28, 2019

For a man who cannot suffer criticism, it was a truly embarrassing spectacle.

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Trump Describes Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi Kill Operation In Cartoonishly Graphic Address

October 27, 2019October 27, 2019

“His body was mutilated by the blast. The tunnel had caved in on it in addition”.

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John Kelly: I Told Trump He Would Be Impeached Without Someone Like Me

October 26, 2019October 26, 2019

“Don’t hire someone that will just nod and say, ‘That’s a great idea Mr. President.’”

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Impeachment Inquiry Is Legal, Now Hand Over That Secret Grand Jury Evidence You Scoundrels!

October 26, 2019November 27, 2021

“DOJ is wrong”.

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Friday Humor: Trump Charged Irish Cops $12,250 For ‘Snack Bags’ In June

October 25, 2019

$973 for tea and coffee.

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William Barr, America’s ‘Rogue’ AG, Turns Trump’s Conspiracy Theory Into An Actual Criminal Investigation

October 25, 2019

A terrifying prospect, to be sure.

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Military Aid Wasn’t The Only US Assistance To Ukraine Held Up By The White House…

October 24, 2019

“Everything” means everything.

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Grand Theft Donald: Trump Can Gun Down Pedestrians In The Street If He Wants, Lawyer Tells Federal Judges

October 23, 2019

“It’s, like, incredible”.

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Trump Brands GOP Opposition ‘Human Scum’, Gaetz Plus Wingnuts Storm Briefing Room, ‘Woman In Blue’ Dazzles

October 23, 2019October 23, 2019

“Meanwhile that woman in blue is about to get swept up in the Rapture”.

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In Utterly Disgraceful Syria Address, Trump ‘Congratulates’ Himself On Facilitating Massacre Of Kurds

October 23, 2019October 23, 2019

“Blood-stained sand”.

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America’s Humiliation In Syria Complete As Putin, Erdogan Strike Deal; Assad Essentially Restored

October 23, 2019

Dmitry Peskov rubbed it in.

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