The Moon Shot.



Black Monday.

The bottom fell out.

Judgment Day.

“… and the sun became black as sackcloth.”

Everything Was Going Great Until…

It was not to be…

Cities Upon Hills And Castles In The Sky.

Thank God it’s Friday.

Sign Of The Times.

Well, in what we can only describe as a sign of the surreal times in which we live (and trade)…

Hell Hath No (Fire And) Fury.

Up, up and away, but remember…

Reservoir Dogs.

“He’s just gonna decide – out of the blue! – to rip us off?”

‘What Goes Up’: Everything.

And you know what they say about “what goes up”…

Ignore That Raging Dumpster Fire.

Just try not to focus on that, ok?


It was back to work on Tuesday as investors, analysts, and pundits alike drug their tired asses back to the desk after the holiday break.

Requiem For 2017: The Year In Charts

Cheers to you in the new year…


Who’s long weed and palladium?

And To All A Good Night.

Don’t forget the eggnog.

‘Stock Pickers Rejoice!’ Goldman Tells You Where To Find The Tax Bill Winners

“Now you’ve got a fun activity for the holiday weekend. Assuming your idea of Christmas fun is sorting the Russell 2000 for tax cut beneficiaries.”