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Trump Turns Turkey Dumpster Fire Into Five-Alarm Blaze With Tariffs Tweet

August 10, 2018August 10, 2018

Burn baby, burn.

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Caught On Tape: Devin Nunes Admits Republicans’ Main Job Is To Keep Trump From Getting Impeached

August 9, 2018August 9, 2018

“All of this goes away.”

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‘Just’ Five Months Later, Trump Slaps Russia With Sanctions Because Poisoning People With Nerve Agents Is Bad

August 8, 2018October 16, 2021

“Well, if I have to”…

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Insider Trading For Dummies, With Chris Collins, New York Republican And Early Trump Supporter

August 8, 2018October 16, 2021

“Wow. Makes no sense. How are these results even possible???”

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Is Democracy Dying? New Poll Paints Grim Picture For Press Freedom

August 7, 2018August 9, 2018

Democracy dies in darkness.

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Trump, Stephen Miller Will Now Limit Citizenship For Legal Immigrants Who’ve Used Obamacare

August 7, 2018October 16, 2021

Define: cruel.

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‘People Have Said P.T. Barnum!’ Trump’s Reality Distortion Loop Gets A New Dimension With TiVo Reruns

August 6, 2018August 7, 2018

“They don’t realize, it’s a lot of work. It’s not easy.”

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Saudi Arabia, At Wit’s End With Badawi Debacle, Cuts Diplomatic, Trade Ties With Canada

August 5, 2018October 16, 2021

“The kingdom views the Canadian position as an affront to the kingdom.”

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‘My Wonderful Son’ Don Jr.’s Meeting With Russians Was ‘Totally Legal’, Trump Inexplicably Shouts

August 5, 2018

The President doth protest too much, methinks.

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Trump On Sunday: The Press Are ‘Dangerous, Sick’ People ‘Who Can Cause War’

August 5, 2018August 6, 2018

“I am providing a great service.”

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Mike Pompeo’s Twit Pics Aside, Secret U.N. Report Shows North Korea Has Not Stopped Nuclear Program

August 4, 2018October 16, 2021

We’re going to need more Elton John CDs.

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Erdogan Says Turkey Will Freeze Assets Of U.S. Ministers – “If They Have Any”

August 4, 2018August 5, 2018

“We were patient until last night.”

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In Major Blow To Trump Administration, Federal Judge Orders DACA Fully Restored

August 3, 2018August 3, 2018

“That ninety-day period has now expired.” 

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In Extraordinary Exchange With Acosta, Sarah Sanders Refuses To Say The Press Is Not ‘The Enemy Of The People’

August 2, 2018August 4, 2018

“For the sake of the people in this room, for the sake of this country and for the sake of democracy”…

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‘This Is About Impeachment’: As Giuliani Continues To Unravel, Trump Doubles Down On Koch Attacks

August 2, 2018October 16, 2021

“If Democrats get control of the House, do you think they’re going to treat President Trump fairly?”

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Things Just Got Worse For Turkey As U.S. Said To Ready Sanctions, Lira Heads To No Man’s Land

August 1, 2018October 16, 2021

Erdogan isn’t going to like this.

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If It’s Evidence Of Obstruction Mueller Is After, Trump’s Wednesday Attack On Jeff Sessions Is Exhibit A

August 1, 2018August 2, 2018

The tweets of wrath.

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These Five Farmers Will Suffer ‘To The Death’ For Trump And In Return, Trump Will Sell Them A $45 Hat

August 1, 2018August 1, 2018

“They’re saying, ‘it’s ok, we can take it.'”

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Turkey Will Give Up Andrew Brunson Around The Same Time Erdogan Gives Up Control Of Monetary Policy (So, Never)

July 31, 2018October 14, 2021

Meanwhile, 10Y yields in Turkey spike to record highs.

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GOP Waterloo? Trump Decides To Call Koch Brothers ‘A Total Joke’ Three Months Before Midterms

July 31, 2018August 1, 2018

You can’t be at war with everyone, all the time.

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In Brazen Move, Trump Considers $100 Billion Tax Cut For The Wealthy – Without Congressional Approval

July 30, 2018June 27, 2019

In the simplest possible terms, this is a perpetual motion machine for increasing inequality.

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Giuliani Says Trump ‘Team’ Working Diligently On ‘Counter-Report’ To Refute Mueller Accusations

July 30, 2018

“But it’s unclear whether the special counsel will file anything with DOJ.”

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Rudy Giuliani Tells CNN, Fox That ‘Collusion With Russians’ Is Not A Crime, Presaging Who Knows What

July 30, 2018July 31, 2018

“I don’t even know if that’s a crime — colluding with Russians.”

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Trump Loses It, Says Mueller Was Turned Down For FBI Post, Cites ‘Nasty’ Business Relationship

July 29, 2018July 31, 2018

And now, for your regularly scheduled Sunday meltdown.

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Erdogan Digs In, Says Turkey Won’t Yield To Sanctions Threats From Trump, Pence

July 29, 2018July 29, 2018

I guess we can all hope that Trump’s affinity for autocrats wins the day.

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Trump Responds To The New York Times, Calls Media ‘Unpatriotic’, Says Reporters Are ‘Selling Out’ America

July 29, 2018October 14, 2021

He isn’t giving an inch.

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A.G. Sulzberger Responds To Trump Tweet: ‘You Are Putting Lives At Risk’

July 29, 2018July 30, 2018

“I am far more concerned about his labeling journalists ‘the enemy of the people.'”

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