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‘Come On Jeff, You Can Do It!’ Trump Demands Sessions Investigate Long List Of Political Rivals

August 24, 2018October 15, 2021

A love the smell of obstruction of justice in the morning.

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Jeff Sessions Hits Back At Trump As Republicans Suggest Attorney General Will Be Fired

August 23, 2018August 25, 2018

“While I am Attorney General, the actions of the Department will not be improperly influenced by politics.”

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Trump: ‘If I’m Impeached The Market Will Crash And You’ll All Be Very Poor’

August 23, 2018August 24, 2018

“Without this thinking”.

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In West Virginia Rally, Trump Says His Mom ‘Gestates’ Turkeys, Claims Invading Armies Will ‘Blow Up’ U.S. Windmills

August 22, 2018

“This guy is craaaaazy”.

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Trump: ‘If You’re Looking For A Good Lawyer, Don’t Hire Michael Cohen!’

August 22, 2018October 15, 2021

Bad news, sir…

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In Surreal Afternoon, Manafort Found Guilty, Cohen Admits To Violating Laws ‘At Direction Of Candidate’

August 21, 2018October 15, 2021

There is no “witch hunt” here America.

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Michael Cohen Will Plead Guilty To All Kinds Of Crimes, Go To Jail Because ‘Witch Hunt’!

August 21, 2018August 22, 2018

Just a little tax fraud. And bank fraud. And campaign finance violations.

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‘He Didn’t Incriminate Him’: Don McGahn’s Lawyer Tells Trump Things Should Be Maybe, Probably Ok

August 21, 2018October 15, 2021

“The strategy is working.”

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Trump Calls Mueller A ‘National Disgrace’, Accidentally Admits To Obstruction Again

August 20, 2018October 15, 2021

“If you FIGHT BACK or say anything bad about the Rigged Witch Hunt, they scream Obstruction!”

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Michael Cohen Could Be Charged In $20 Million Bank Fraud, Cooperation Deal With Mueller Seems Likely

August 19, 2018August 20, 2018

Michael Cohen is in some hot water. Which means Donald Trump is in some hot water too.

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‘Truth Isn’t Truth’: Trump, Giuliani Square Off Against Maggie Haberman, Reality

August 19, 2018August 19, 2018

“Don’t do this, this is going to become a bad meme”. 

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Oops: White House Counsel Don McGahn ‘Cooperated Extensively’ With Robert Mueller In Obstruction Probe

August 18, 2018October 15, 2021

“They were snookered”.

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Let’s Talk Farmers, Propaganda, Deere And Denmark

August 18, 2018August 18, 2018

“…they’re selling the coin, or the, the corn.”

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Turkey Was Ready To Release Pastor Brunson Last Week And Then…

August 17, 2018August 17, 2018

“We told them that at least we have to see some goodwill.”

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Trump Dubs Andrew Brunson ‘Patriot Hostage’, Says U.S. Won’t Pay A Dime For Him

August 16, 2018August 17, 2018

If you’re Andrew Brunson, I’m not sure what’s more disconcerting…

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Mnuchin Set To Slap Turkey With New Sanctions As Erdogan ‘Turns Out Not To Be A Great Friend’ 😡

August 16, 2018August 16, 2018

Just when you thought it was safe to jump back into the lira.

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Rudy Giuliani Says Trump Ready To Fight Possible Mueller Subpoena All The Way To The Supreme Court

August 15, 2018October 15, 2021

“We would move to quash the subpoena.”

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So Much For ‘Just Trolling People’: Trump Revokes John Brennan’s Security Clearance

August 15, 2018October 15, 2021

Now tell us, Paul Ryan, do you still think he was “just trolling people”?

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‘Mr. Trump Is Part Of This’: Safe Manufacturer Closes Last Two U.S. Plants, Moves To Mexico

August 15, 2018August 16, 2018

So much winning.

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Turkey’s Erdogan Will Now Tax American Liquor And Cars, Will Also Prosecute People For Talking Bad About His Lira

August 15, 2018August 15, 2018

Who knows, maybe Turkey will indict Trump before Mueller does.

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Trump Says Sessions Isn’t ‘Real’ AG, Admits Real Reason For Strzok Firing, Calls A Black Woman ‘A Dog’

August 14, 2018October 16, 2021

Sometimes you wonder if Donald Trump is just a man resigned to his own fate.

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Battle Of The Stable Geniuses: Erdogan Boycotts iPhones, Says Everybody Wants A Vestel Venus Now

August 14, 2018August 14, 2018

Recep Tayyip Erdogan has a plan.

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Trump Gets ‘Great Lover’ Peter Strzok Fired, Then Demands Investigation Of Hillary Clinton

August 13, 2018October 16, 2021

“No Collusion, No Obstruction”.

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The Bikers Of Bedminster: Another Preposterous Saturday In Trump’s America

August 12, 2018August 13, 2018

Define: surreal.

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‘Shame On You’! Erdogan Blasts Trump, U.S. In Characteristically Absurd Saturday Speech

August 11, 2018October 16, 2021

What’s going to be a real “shame” is if there’s not some resolution to this situation by Monday.

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Erdogan Explains It All In 800-Word New York Times Op-Ed

August 10, 2018August 11, 2018

“On July 15, 2016, Turkey came under attack by members of a shadowy group led by Fethullah Gulen, who leads his organization, officially described by my government as Fethullah Terrorist Organization, from a compound in rural Pennsylvania.”

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‘Canada Must Wait’: Trump Caps Off Wild Week With Praise For Mexican ‘Gentleman’, Threat For Trudeau

August 10, 2018October 16, 2021

“Will tax cars!”

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