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Harley-Davidson Just Became Trump’s Worst Nightmare Thanks To New DNC Video

July 28, 2018July 30, 2018

“It is real devastation for these people who work here and work hard in the Kansas City area.”

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Donald Trump Jr. Will Pretend To Be On The Phone In Case That’s Robert Mueller Over There

July 28, 2018July 29, 2018

Close encounters of the worst kind.

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Donald Trump Says Michael Cohen Is Lying About Trump Tower, Blames ‘Unrelated’ Chicago Taxicab Moguls

July 27, 2018October 14, 2021

“I have never even been to Trump Tower.”

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‘Sorry!’ Michael Cohen Says He’ll Tell Robert Mueller That Trump Lied About Infamous Trump Tower Meeting

July 26, 2018October 14, 2021

If true, this means Don Jr. lied to the Senate Judiciary Committee.

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How About We Just Go Ahead And Subpoena Allen Weisselberg?

July 26, 2018October 14, 2021

“He knows every dollar that goes in and every dollar that leaves.”

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Mueller May Use Trump’s Tweets As Evidence Of Witness Intimidation, Which Is Obviously Hilarious

July 26, 2018October 14, 2021

“The special counsel’s investigators have told Mr. Trump’s lawyers they are examining the tweets under a wide-ranging obstruction-of-justice law beefed up after the Enron accounting scandal.”

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‘It’s More Likely I’ll Be Playing In The NBA’: Top Republicans Lampoon Meadows, Jordan For Rosenstein Impeachment Push

July 25, 2018October 14, 2021

No, this is not going anywhere.

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A Dejected Trump Cancels Putin White House Visit Citing ‘Witch Hunt’

July 25, 2018October 14, 2021

“But not now.”

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The Curious Case Of The NRA, The Accused Russian Spy And The Nashville Lawyer

July 25, 2018October 14, 2021

“Hey, I got a friend who is interested in the NRA, gun rights, that kind of stuff. Happens to be a Russian senator.”

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CNN Releases ‘Secret’ Trump-Cohen Tape, ‘He’s Gonna Flip!’ Alan Dershowitz Warns

July 24, 2018July 25, 2018

“He’s going to flip. There’s no question.”

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U.S. Government Announces $12 Billion Bailout To Save Farmers From Tariffs, As Trump Says ‘Be Patient’

July 24, 2018July 25, 2018

“America’s farmers don’t want to be paid to lose – they want to win by feeding the world.”

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Trump To Spend ‘Billions’ On Emergency Assistance For Farmers Struggling To Cope With Trump

July 24, 2018October 14, 2021

“And I love all people — rich or poor — but in those particular positions, I just don’t want a poor person.”

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Like ‘Trump Steaks’ And ‘Trump U’, ‘Trump Tariffs’ Are ‘The Greatest’ And Will Bankrupt Anyone Who Touches Them

July 24, 2018July 24, 2018

Dear, America: In case it isn’t clear enough yet, “it” is not “as simple as that.”

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‘Tough’ Trump Now Says Russia ‘Fighting Very Hard’ To Rig Midterms For Democrats

July 24, 2018July 24, 2018

“Yes. Yes I did”.

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Trump Moves To Strip Comey, Brennan, Others Of Security Clearances In Latest Crackdown On Dissent

July 23, 2018October 11, 2021

“This is just a very, very petty thing to do.”

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Trump Threatens Antitrust Action Against Amazon, Says ‘Next Up’ He’ll Weaponize The Post Office

July 23, 2018July 23, 2018

“In my opinion”…

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‘Fire And Fury, Part Deux’: Trump Proves America Isn’t ‘Great Satan’ By Threatening Iran With All-Caps, Unimaginable Suffering

July 23, 2018July 24, 2018

“The mother of all – somethings.”

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‘It’s All A Big Hoax!!!’, Screams Sunday Trump, Refuting Tuesday Trump Who Refuted Monday Trump

July 22, 2018July 22, 2018

Paging Dan Coats…

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Accused Russian Spy Maria Butina Met With Fed’s Stanley Fischer, Treasury’s Nathan Sheets, Because Why Not?

July 22, 2018December 20, 2021

“Fabricated charges”?

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Dan Coats Apologizes For Laughing At Trump’s Hilarious Idea To Bring Vladimir Putin To The White House

July 21, 2018

An “admittedly awkward response”.

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‘Your Favorite President Did Nothing Wrong!’ Trump Takes To Twitter Amid News Of Cohen Recordings

July 21, 2018July 21, 2018

“Totally unheard of.”

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FBI Has Recording Of Trump Discussing Playboy Model Payoff With Michael Cohen: NYT

July 20, 2018July 21, 2018

But don’t worry, Rudy Giuliani says this is actually good news.

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‘DO NOT CONGRATULATE’! Mark Zuckerberg Made ‘Secret’ Call To Trump After Election

July 19, 2018July 20, 2018

And that’s not even the half of it.

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Trump Calls Russia Summit ‘A Great Success’ – Here’s What ‘The People’ Think

July 19, 2018July 19, 2018

Survey says…

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FBI Director Wray Says Mueller Probe Is Not A Witch Hunt, Suggests Trump Shouldn’t Test His Strong ‘Spine’

July 18, 2018July 18, 2018

“I’m a low-key, understated kind of guy, but”…

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Trump Slams It Into Reverse, Tells CBS Russia Interfered With Election, Will Hold Putin Personally Accountable

July 18, 2018July 19, 2018

“We can’t have meddling, we can’t have any of that – now look.”

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Sarah Sanders: Trump Didn’t Mean To Say ‘No’ When Asked If Russia Was Targeting Midterm Elections

July 18, 2018July 19, 2018

Just when you thought it couldn’t possibly get any more absurd…

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