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Matthew Whitaker ‘Would Indict Hillary Clinton’, Says Mueller Is Running ‘Lynch Mob’

November 8, 2018October 22, 2021

How naive are you? 

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In 2017, Matthew Whitaker Detailed Exactly How He Would Prevent Robert Mueller From Doing His Job

November 7, 2018November 8, 2018

Can American trust Whitaker to allow the Special Counsel to conduct his business unimpeded? Spoiler alert!

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And So It Begins: Jeff Sessions Resigns, Whitaker Takes Command Of Mueller Probe

November 7, 2018November 8, 2018

The timing is “very suspect”.

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Acosta Accosted, And Other Video Highlights From Trump’s Wild Midterm Press Conference

November 7, 2018November 7, 2018

Everyone knew Trump’s Wednesday press conference would devolve into a circus, but…

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Trump Claims Foreign Nations Astonished At ‘Big Victory’, Says ‘Magic Comes Out Of My Ears’

November 7, 2018November 7, 2018

“Mr. Trump has magic about him.”

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Blue Trickle: Democrats Win Back House In Uninspired Fashion, GOP Holds Senate

November 6, 2018November 7, 2018

I’m not sure it counts as a “wave”.

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Saudis Tried To Rip Out, Hack Security Cameras To Cover Up Khashoggi Hit, Sabah Says

November 6, 2018

“They were given orders.”

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In Trump’s America, Voters Care More About Make-Believe Problems Than Real Ones

November 6, 2018October 22, 2021

“Populist reality is actualized through the positive feedback loop of suspension of disbelief.”

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‘Trump Has Hijacked The Election’: A Last Minute Midterm Guide As America Goes To The Polls

November 6, 2018November 7, 2018

America is “fired up”.

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‘Political Gridlock Will Not Come Without Pain’: Market And Policy Ramifications Of The U.S. Midterms

November 5, 2018November 6, 2018

A make or break moment for America’s democracy?

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Trump’s Caravan ‘Emergy’ To Cost $220 Million Even As Pentagon Risk Assessment Shows No Threat To U.S.

November 5, 2018October 22, 2021

Is this how you want the government to spend your tax dollars?

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Steve Mnuchin Pens Iran Sanctions Op-Ed, Swears Trump Not Trying To Impoverish Iranian Citizens

November 5, 2018October 22, 2021

Blame non-existent nukes and the previous administration.

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Jamal Khashoggi, 5 Bloody Suitcases And 2 Saudi Chemistry Experts

November 5, 2018October 22, 2021

“This is a looming question. No one knows where the body went.”

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Xi Jinping Again Proves Donald Trump Is Driving The World Into The Arms Of The Chinese

November 5, 2018October 22, 2021

“As globalization deepens, the practices of law of the jungle and winner take all are a dead end.”

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As ‘The Base Comes Home’ For Trump, Here’s A Handy Pocket Guide To The Midterm Elections

November 4, 2018November 5, 2018

High drama.

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You, Dear Taxpayer, Are About To Pay $10 Million A Day To Fund Trump’s Border Troops

November 3, 2018November 4, 2018

And just what, you might fairly ask, are those troops currently doing?

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‘Blacks Are Too Stupid To Vote For Me’: About Michael Cohen And Donald Trump’s Racist Language

November 2, 2018October 22, 2021

“I told Trump that the rally looked vanilla on television.”

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Trump Says Military ‘Doesn’t Have To’ Shoot Unarmed Migrants If They Don’t Want To

November 2, 2018November 2, 2018

So, “consider it a rifle”, or no?

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Erdogan Pens WaPo Op-Ed, Promises To Hold Saudis Accountable For Murder Of ‘Kind Soul’ Khashoggi

November 2, 2018November 2, 2018

“We owe it to his family and friends, including his former colleagues at The Post.”

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Lira Erases Entirety Of August Panic As U.S. Lifts Sanctions, Erdogan Rides Hot Streak

November 2, 2018October 22, 2021

“So much winning.”

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‘Consider It A Rifle’: Trump Says He Told Military To Shoot Rock-Throwing Migrants

November 1, 2018November 2, 2018

“We’re gonna fight back.”

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Trump Dedicates More U.S. Troops To Caravan ‘Invasion’ Than Afghanistan (No, Really)

November 1, 2018November 2, 2018

“No, not fearmongering at all.”

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Jamal Khashoggi ‘Strangled’, Dismembered ‘As Soon As’ He Entered Saudi Consulate, Turkey Says

October 31, 2018October 18, 2021

The announcement serves to ratchet up the pressure on the Saudi monarchy.

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Jacob Wohl Implicated In Jack Burkman Scheme To Pay Women For False Mueller Accusations

October 30, 2018October 31, 2018

Just when you thought things couldn’t possibly get any stupider…

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A British Associate Of Jack Burkman Asks You To Make Unfounded Allegations Against Robert Mueller: What Do You Do?

October 30, 2018October 31, 2018

“He knew exactly how much credit card debt I had, right down to the dollar, which sort of freaked me out.”

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‘It’s In The Process’: Trump Says He’ll End Birthright Citizenship With Executive Order

October 30, 2018October 30, 2018

“It’ll happen.”

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‘They Are Deploying With Weapons’: Pentagon Sends 5,200 Troops To Confront Migrant Caravan

October 29, 2018October 30, 2018

“As we sit right here today we have about 800 soldiers who are on their way.”

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