“…the highest levels of American law enforcement were trying to figure out what to do with the president.”
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FEMA’s Brock Long, Exhausted From Too Much Winning, Quits
“…it is time for me to go home.”
Trump ‘Looks For Landmines’ In Shutdown Deal, Says Maybe El Chapo Will Pay For Border Wall
“… it’s been known to happen before to people.”
Trump ‘Not Happy’ With Bipartisan Shutdown Deal, May ‘Let China Slide’ On Trade Deadline
“…it’s all gonna happen where we’re gonna build a beautiful, big strong wall.”
Lawmakers Reach Deal To Avert Shutdown, Includes $1.375 Billion For Border Barriers
“We think so, we hope so.”
Welcome To Campaign 2020: Warren Makes It Official, Trump Maybe-Mocks Trail Of Tears
“See you on the TRAIL”.
Matt Whitaker Doesn’t Know What You Mean By ‘Yes Or No?’
Matt Whitaker testified on Capitol Hill Friday and predictably, it was painful to watch.
‘I’ll Use A Bullet On Him’: US Intercepts Reveal Saudi Crown Prince Plotting Khashoggi Murder
The timing leaves something to be desired if you’re the White House.
Democrats To Subpoena Trump Tower Phone Records
Adam Schiff moves fast.
A Terrified Matt Whitaker Doesn’t Understand Why You Would Subpoena Him When He’s Already Agreed To Sweat For You
“Unfortunately, a series of troubling events over the past few months suggest that we should be prepared.”
Donald Trump, Harassment Expert, Is Being Harassed By Adam Schiff
“Elections have consequences.”
Trump Delivers (Barely) Passable State Of The Union: A Postmortem
Simply put, the bar was set so low on Tuesday that even Trump managed to clear it.
Make Salafi Militants Heavily Armed Again! Can We Please Stop Selling The Saudis Weapons Now?
“One of those militias linked to AQAP, the Abu Abbas brigade, now possesses US-made Oshkosh armored vehicles.”
Sarah Sanders: Trump Not ‘Common Thread’ Between Trump Campaign, Trump Transition, Trump Inauguration, Trump Organization
As usual, it was painful to watch.Â
339 Hours On TV, Tweets And ‘Hamberders’: Trump’s Been A ‘Busy’ Man, Leaked Schedules Show
“… this says a lot about how people in the White House feel about the man they work for.”
From Mueller To Foreign Policy, Here Are The Highlights From Trump’s CBS Interview With Margaret Brennan
“Whoa, that’s news.” “Excuse me. Ok, you ready?” And more.
Define Hilarious: Deutsche, Sewing Denied 2016 Trump Loan Request Out Of Concern For Bank’s ‘Reputation’
“Mr. Trump’s divisive candidacy made such a loan too risky, the people said.”
Trump Tells CBS Pelosi Is ‘Bad For Our Country’, Says ‘People Are Dying’ Because Of Her
This is wholly unconscionable.
Fentanyl Busts And Trump As A Reverse Lefty Guns
Even when he’s right, he’s wrong.
Trump Flounders As Two-Front War With Dems, China Takes Visible Toll
Art of the dealbreaker.
Draft Of Democratic Border Proposal Surfaces: There Is No Wall Money
“There’s not gonna be any wall money in the legislation.”
Trump Demands You ‘Stop Playing Games’ With Him, Insists You ‘Call Walls Walls’ (No More ‘Wheels’, No More ‘Peaches’)
As usual, you don’t know whether to laugh, cry or cry from laughing so hard.
Trump Met With Putin Without Translator, Note-Taker Last Month – But Don’t Worry, Melania Was There
It’s not treason if your wife sees the whole thing, we suppose.
As Barr Waffles, Blumenthal And Grassley Vow ‘American People Will Have Access To The Full Story’ From Mueller
“Our legislation would guarantee that every Special Counsel does a report complete with findings and evidence – and that it be directly disclosed to Congress and the American people.”
Trump Screams At ‘Gutless’ Howard Schultz, Says He Still Wants His Starbucks ‘Rent Money’, Though
Spoiler alert: Howard doesn’t care what Trump tweets.
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