“Stick ’em up you rascals!”
“There is no possibility whatsoever that the king will abdicate,’’ one official said, in response to written questions on Sunday, adding that Saudi kings are in the habit of remaining in power even when they’re sick and besides, King Salman “enjoys perfect physical and mental powers.”
Nobody strike a match.
“…the two princes are said to have stayed up until nearly 4 a.m. several nights, swapping stories and planning strategy.”
Tension is running high on Monday…
“Take that with a grain of salt though, because remember: nothing that should matter ever matters anymore.”
Geopolitics is back in the spotlight to start the week.