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Burnt Turkey.

May 7, 2019

“Whatever we did to the terrorists threatening our borders, we will do the same” to economic saboteurs.

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Watching, Waiting

May 7, 2019May 7, 2019

Minutes to midnight (Friday).

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Anarchy Reigns: After Stunning Reversal, Markets Blindsided Again By New Tariff Headlines

May 6, 2019May 6, 2019

Don’t call it a comeback – no, really, don’t.

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Surprise! Erdogan Nullifies Istanbul Vote – Cue Incredulous EM Watchers

May 6, 2019

If you didn’t see this coming, you have nobody to blame but yourself.

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The Best-Laid Plans: Wall Street Weighs What Could Go Wrong With Trump’s China Gamble

May 6, 2019May 6, 2019

“While that may well be the plan”…

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Goldman Doubles Odds Of Auto Tariffs, Calls Trump’s Trade Tantrum ‘Significant Shift’

May 6, 2019May 6, 2019

“This development has incrementally negative implications for the outlook.”

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As VIX Spikes, Trump Says ‘Sorry’, Not Sorry

May 6, 2019November 6, 2021

“…we’re not going to be doing that anymore!”

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China’s Monday Meltdown In Pictures

May 6, 2019May 6, 2019

“Rough day” doesn’t quite capture it.

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China Considers Canceling Trade Talks, Yuan Dives, PBoC Announces Targeted RRR Cut

May 5, 2019May 5, 2019

On the “bright” side…

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Nomura’s McElligott On Trump’s Trade Tweet: This Is Either ‘Epic Poker-Playing Or A Raging Miscalculation’

May 5, 2019May 5, 2019

Beware “vigilante markets”.

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Trading ‘Transitory’, Doves Down Under & Fightin’ Words: Full Week Ahead Preview

May 5, 2019November 6, 2021

Steel yourself.

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‘No!’ Trump Ruins Your Weekend, Says He’ll Restart Trade War With China On Friday

May 5, 2019May 5, 2019

“The 10% will go up to 25% on Friday.”

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Behold: The Most Hypocritical, Ridiculous MMT Broadside Yet

May 5, 2019November 6, 2021

Brought to you by four people who voted for Trump’s deficit-ballooning tax cut package.

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‘Robert Cialdini Move’ Or Full-AOC? An ‘Apoplectic’ World Confronts MMT Juggernaut

May 4, 2019May 4, 2019

“The government debt and deficits scolds are just plain wrong, in our view.”

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One Pro Thinks Other Pros Are Leaning Too Hard Into Rate Cut Bets

May 4, 2019May 4, 2019

“I can tell you one thing for sure – when all the pros are leaning one way, I wouldn’t want to be in their camp.”

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‘Disharmony’ And What’s ‘Frustrating’ Goldman’s Clients

May 4, 2019May 4, 2019

“This week the Reiwa era of ‘beautiful harmony’ began in Japan but”…

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SocGen: ‘We Cringe’ Whenever We See That Chart Of The VIX And The Yield Curve

May 3, 2019

It’s spurious.

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Larry Kudlow Cranks Propaganda Knob To Spinal Tap-ish ’11’ In Absurd Friday Press Junket

May 3, 2019May 3, 2019

Unadulterated, state propaganda. Period. 

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Macro Rumor Mill: ‘High-Profile Former Central Bank Head’ Says Odds Of Q1 2020 Fed Hike Higher Than Odds Of Cut

May 3, 2019

“Word around the macro universe”…

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Jobs Report Blows Away Estimates, Unemployment Rate Falls, Wage Growth Again Cooler-Than-Expected

May 3, 2019May 3, 2019

Who wants to re-trade the Fed?

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Latest European ‘Green Shoot’ Gets The ‘Meh’ Treatment

May 3, 2019

Still, Europe will take anything it can get.

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Don’t Blame CTAs Or Risk Parity For The Simultaneous Selloff In Stocks And Bonds

May 2, 2019May 2, 2019

“Stability breeds instability, however.”

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Stephen Moore Pulls Out Of Fed ‘Process’, Sparing America Any Further Screwing

May 2, 2019May 3, 2019

“My biggest ally is the president [and] he’s full speed ahead”.

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One Bank Marvels At ‘Eye-Watering’ Grab For Yield As New Issue Demand Hits Record

May 2, 2019

“Whatever it takes”, I suppose.

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Nomura’s McElligott Rolls Eyes At Powell’s ‘Transitory’ Inflation Message, Says Bar For Cut ‘Infinitely’ Lower Than Bar For Hike

May 2, 2019

“I remain completely convinced that the bar to CUT is infinitely lower than the bar to HIKE.

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Goldman: The Odds Of A Rate Cut Were Already Low, Now They’re Lower

May 2, 2019May 2, 2019

Powell quickly reversed [the] initial impression.

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‘Plain English’ Goes Awry – Again

May 1, 2019May 1, 2019

However, things took an abrupt turn during the press conference…

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