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‘Some Wackos’ Are Pushing US-China Relations To The Brink

May 20, 2020May 20, 2020

“I would not turn my back on the Chinese Communist Party if they were two days dead”, he said.

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Marko Kolanovic: Virus Politics Poses ‘New And Significant Risk To Markets’

May 20, 2020May 21, 2020

“While the epidemic and markets largely followed our forecasts, politics emerged as a new and significant risk”.

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Why You Have No Choice But To Buy Corporate Bonds Despite Black Swan Bankruptcy Spiral

May 20, 2020

Wicker giraffes and decorative plates.

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Minutes Show Fed Palpably Concerned Second Virus Wave Could Trigger ‘Pessimistic Projection’

May 20, 2020May 20, 2020

“…the staff judged that a more pessimistic projection was no less plausible than the baseline forecast.”

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‘No Doubt Global Trade Is About To Fall Off A Cliff,’ One Bank Says, As Global Trade Falls Off A Cliff

May 20, 2020May 20, 2020

There is “no sign of the trade slump bottoming out”.

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Richard Koo Details ‘The Many Irreversible Impacts Of COVID-19’

May 20, 2020May 20, 2020

“…these differences mean we cannot expect the sort of V-shaped recovery seen after the SARS outbreak.”

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The Virus Is Changing, It’s Bad In Brazil And Mike Pompeo Pokes The Dragon (Again)

May 20, 2020May 20, 2020

“How can the market invest in a nation that does this?”

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Behold: The ‘Powell Effect’ On The World’s Most Popular Investment Grade Credit ETF

May 19, 2020May 20, 2020

The Fed found what transpired in late March to be wholly distasteful.

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Harley Bassman’s ‘State’ Of Mind

May 19, 2020May 19, 2020

“Call me crazy, but I have always liked paying income taxes; the more the better”.

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Martha McSally Educates Jerome Powell On China, Communists And ‘An Investment Bank Called BlackRock’

May 19, 2020May 19, 2020

“But none of us as Americans wants to see China prospering”.

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‘Zeitgeist Bearish’

May 19, 2020

“Investors”, he writes, are “still extremely bearish”.

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Don’t Fear The Zombies.

May 19, 2020May 19, 2020

What happens after that? How do you sort that out? Spoiler alert: You can’t.

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Jamie Dimon: Coronavirus Is ‘Wake-Up Call’. America Isn’t Inclusive Enough

May 19, 2020

The “social fabric” is “frayed”, Dimon says.

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WHO, Nasdaq Crackdown Are Double-Barreled Reality Check On Simmering International Tensions

May 19, 2020May 19, 2020

All is not well.

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Here’s A Thought: What If (Almost) Everybody Is Wrong?

May 18, 2020May 19, 2020

“This would be perhaps the biggest surprise to markets.”

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Caveat Emptor.

May 18, 2020May 18, 2020

Of course, all the usual disclaimers apply.

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Morgan’s Mike Wilson On The Rally: This Looks Like 2009 With ‘One Major Outlier’

May 18, 2020May 18, 2020

With financial repression alive and well, “it really isn’t different this time”.

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An Aggrieved Howard Marks Warns Fed Action Risks Creating ‘A Fake, Potemkin Market’

May 18, 2020

Another incredulous “legend”, robbed of an opportunity to make (more) millions.

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Nomura’s Charlie McElligott: ‘Money Printer Go Brrrrrrrrrrrrr’

May 18, 2020May 18, 2020

Also, there’s vaccine euphoria in the air.

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‘The Chinese Are Buying Everything In Sight’: Xi Conjures Astounding Oil Demand Recovery

May 18, 2020May 18, 2020

Chinese oil demand seen in ‘remarkable’ rebound to near pre-virus levels.

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Damn The Depression. Onward And Upward. With Apologies To The ‘Legendary People’

May 18, 2020May 18, 2020

It’s not “supposed” to be this way, after all.

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Jay Powell Skeptical Of Full Recovery Without Vaccine. Says ‘No Limit’ To What Fed Can Do Under Lending Powers.

May 17, 2020May 18, 2020

“There is… no limit to what we can do with these lending programs”.

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Imagine This: 25% Of America’s Restaurants May Disappear Forever

May 17, 2020May 17, 2020

For many of these establishments, it’s already too late.

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Goldman: Quarterly EPS Growth Will Be Negative At Least Through 2020

May 17, 2020

A maddeningly slow rebound.

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The ‘Winner-Take-All’ Market And Our ‘Scroll Hypnosis’ Economy

May 17, 2020May 17, 2020

“The stuff that can grow”.

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Pandemic Panic Produced Historic, Quarter-Trillion Decline In Foreign Treasury Pile

May 16, 2020May 16, 2020

March’s historic tumult produces another record.

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Will Trump Gamble 20% Of The US Stock Market To Pursue Big Tech Grudge? ‘Stay Tuned!’

May 16, 2020May 17, 2020

An “illegal situation”.

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