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‘Trade War 2.0’ And The Empty Optimism Toothpaste Tube

May 4, 2020May 4, 2020

“…potential negative surprises.”

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Sell In May? Morgan’s Mike Wilson Says ‘No.’ Here’s Why…

May 4, 2020May 4, 2020

“In an era of sound bites and headlines, it’s easy to forget why one really owns stocks…”

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As Europe Wakes From Nightmare, Recovery To Be ‘Frustratingly Slow’

May 4, 2020May 4, 2020

“… businesses that are able to restart will be running at low capacity, and will be operating in an environment of greatly reduced demand.”

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Hong Kong Logs Deepest Economic Slump In History. Shares Have Worst First Day Of Month In 9 Years

May 4, 2020May 4, 2020

“We are deep into recession.”

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Bad Moon Rising?

May 3, 2020May 4, 2020

Don’t go ’round tonight…

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Goldman: FAAMG Upside Now ‘Just 3%.’ Rest Of Market Has To Step Up

May 3, 2020May 3, 2020

“I’ll have the S&P 500. And waiter, ask the kitchen to hold the oligopoly.”

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The Fed May Have Already Saved Taxpayers $60 Billion In Averted Boeing Bailout

May 3, 2020May 3, 2020

Critics will be critics, though.

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Saudi Stocks Plunge Third Most In 11 Years After Finance Minister Warns Of ‘Painful’ Adjustments

May 3, 2020May 3, 2020

“The kingdom hasn’t witnessed a crisis of this severity over the past decades.”

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‘What Am I, Some Kind Of Oracle?’: Local Hedge Fund Manager Loses $50 Billion In Three Months

May 2, 2020May 2, 2020

“Reply hazy, try again later”.

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Royal Reckoning: Saudi Arabia Faces Daunting Reality After Crude Crash

May 2, 2020May 2, 2020

Nothing says this has to dead end in some kind of dramatic fiscal fiasco, but…

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America’s Meat Crisis Isn’t ‘Solved.’ It’s Just Getting Started.

May 2, 2020May 2, 2020

“… we feel good about our ability to maintain a broad assortment of meat.”

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Did The Bell Just Ring On The Bear Market Rally?

May 1, 2020May 2, 2020

“…the hows and whys and ifs of what was once a crackpot leftfield are now out there actually being discussed.”

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China Will Pay For Virus, Kudlow Warns. Swears America Won’t Intentionally Default On ‘Sacrosanct’ Debt

May 1, 2020

“Full faith and credit of the United States’ debt obligation is sacrosanct”.

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Outright ISM Collapse Masked By Deliveries Anomaly For Second Month

May 1, 2020May 1, 2020

Despite the headline “beat”, it’s awful.

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Nomura’s McElligott: New US-China Fight Could Be ‘Dreaded Macro Shock-Down Catalyst’

May 1, 2020May 1, 2020

Just when you thought it was safe…

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Sell In May? Market Worries Trump On Crash Course For New War With China

May 1, 2020May 1, 2020

“I’m not allowed to tell you that”.

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In ‘Simulated’ Economy, 3/4 Of Laid-Off Workers Get Benefits Exceeding Their Former Wage

April 30, 2020April 30, 2020

Who needs the real thing, anyway?

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Forget Stocks, IG Credit’s Half-Trillion, Back-To-Back Bonanza Is The Real Story

April 30, 2020April 30, 2020

Go ahead, everybody – indulge yourself in Fed jokes.

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What 150 Years Of History Tells Us About Rallies And Bear Markets

April 30, 2020May 7, 2020

Are stocks ahead of themselves? Here’s what history suggests.

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Main Street, Wall Street, Depression Carte Blanche And The Coming Witch Hunts

April 30, 2020April 30, 2020

“We found a witch, may we burn her?”

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Nomura’s Charlie McElligott Explains Why Stocks Rallied In Face Of Depression

April 30, 2020

These are modern markets. You must learn to speak the language.

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Coronavirus Claims 30 Million US Jobs In Six Weeks

April 30, 2020April 30, 2020

…the nature of this crisis likely means consumption habits have been forever altered.

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ECB Launches New Pandemic-Specific Liquidity Backstops. Says ‘Fully Prepared’ To Increase Asset Purchases

April 30, 2020April 30, 2020

A Herculean task.

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‘Historic’: Markets Marvel At Scope Of Europe’s Record Collapse On GDP Day

April 30, 2020April 30, 2020

“…a recession like the one we’re currently in is unprecedented.”

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China Puts Up Decent PMIs, But Doubts Persist. Trump Says Beijing Plotting Against Him.

April 29, 2020April 29, 2020

“China will do anything they can to have me lose this race.”

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Fed Critics Show No Class In Crisis

April 29, 2020April 29, 2020

“It is heartbreaking to see all that threatened right now.”

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Fed Says Virus Causing ‘Tremendous’ Human, Economic Suffering. Punts On IOER

April 29, 2020April 29, 2020

“…sharp declines in economic activity and a surge in job losses.”

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