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So, Trump Tried To Order The Justice Department To Prosecute Clinton And Comey, Which Is Totally Normal

November 20, 2018November 21, 2018

“McGahn rebuffed the president, saying that he had no authority to order a prosecution”…

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Trump Says Sessions Isn’t ‘Real’ AG, Admits Real Reason For Strzok Firing, Calls A Black Woman ‘A Dog’

August 14, 2018October 16, 2021

Sometimes you wonder if Donald Trump is just a man resigned to his own fate.

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Trump Gets ‘Great Lover’ Peter Strzok Fired, Then Demands Investigation Of Hillary Clinton

August 13, 2018October 16, 2021

“No Collusion, No Obstruction”.

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Trump Moves To Strip Comey, Brennan, Others Of Security Clearances In Latest Crackdown On Dissent

July 23, 2018October 11, 2021

“This is just a very, very petty thing to do.”

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‘Brilliant’ Strategist Steve Bannon Says Trump May Need To Fire Rod Rosenstein And Wait … Why Does Anyone Care Again?

May 31, 2018

Oh, Christ on a bike.

Are we still listening to Steve Bannon?

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‘Slippery James’ And ‘Wild Bill’: How Insane Was Trump’s Sunday Twitter Rant?

April 15, 2018April 15, 2018

What would this sound like if we quoted him like a normal person? I don’t know, let’s try it!

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Pick A Fire, Any Fire!

April 15, 2018April 15, 2018

“Annette, Annette”…

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Trump Says ‘Slime Ball’ Comey ‘Should Be Prosecuted’ For His ‘Leakin’, Lyin” Ways

April 13, 2018April 13, 2018

It’s better to be pissed off than pissed on.

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Trump Spends Sunday Morning Ranting About Comey, McCabe, Mueller – Says Fox & Friends Clears It All Up

March 18, 2018

Well fast forward to Sunday morning and, unable to restrain himself or otherwise keep from effectively indicting himself in real-time in front of the entire world, the President was out with this series of absurd rantings…

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Trump Grabs Irony By The Pussy, Says FBI, DOJ Are ‘Sacred’ And Can’t Be Politicized

February 2, 2018

In stone, cold proof that irony is indeed dead, Donald Trump is up early on Friday tweeting about the FBI (as he’s prone to do).

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‘We All Miss Him’: FBI Releases Internal Memos From Week Of Comey Firing

January 10, 2018

“We will get through this together.”

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WTF Is Wrong With All Of Trump’s Lawyers?!

January 7, 2018January 7, 2018

“Like we said, it’s fucking dangerous!”

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New Details Of Trump Obstruction Probe Revealed: Jeff Sessions Was Pressured To Avoid Recusing Himself

January 4, 2018January 4, 2018

To be sure, Donald Trump did not need any more bad press on Thursday. But…

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The ‘Most Moronic Tweet’ In History: 5 Experts Debunk The ‘Trump Is Above The Law’ Lie

December 5, 2017December 5, 2017

“The days of crazy King George III ended with the Battle of Yorktown in 1781. We now have a nation of laws, not men.”

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Meltdown: Trump Binge Tweets On Comey, Flynn As Lawyer Takes Fall For Saturday ‘Sloppiness’

December 3, 2017December 3, 2017

Every, single one of these Tweets about Comey is evidence. Literally.

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