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Andrew McCabe Has Seen Things You Wouldn’t Even Believe, Ok?

February 18, 2019February 18, 2019

“Not good, not good.” 

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So Much For ‘Just Trolling People’: Trump Revokes John Brennan’s Security Clearance

August 15, 2018October 15, 2021

Now tell us, Paul Ryan, do you still think he was “just trolling people”?

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Trump Gets ‘Great Lover’ Peter Strzok Fired, Then Demands Investigation Of Hillary Clinton

August 13, 2018October 16, 2021

“No Collusion, No Obstruction”.

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Trump Moves To Strip Comey, Brennan, Others Of Security Clearances In Latest Crackdown On Dissent

July 23, 2018October 11, 2021

“This is just a very, very petty thing to do.”

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‘The Passion Of The Donald’: Trump’s FBI Conspiracy Theory In His Own Words

April 10, 2018

“Don’t be surprised if Trump decides to vent some of his anger by choosing the most destructive option against Syria. And possibly a cruise missile strike on the Special Counsel’s office.”

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Do Not Show Donald Trump This Poll

March 19, 2018

Lots of “tremendous” news in here.

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One Agent Explains Why He’s Leaving The FBI

February 3, 2018February 3, 2018

“I am reluctantly turning in my badge and leaving an organization I love. Why?”

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Trump Grabs Irony By The Pussy, Says FBI, DOJ Are ‘Sacred’ And Can’t Be Politicized

February 2, 2018

In stone, cold proof that irony is indeed dead, Donald Trump is up early on Friday tweeting about the FBI (as he’s prone to do).

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On This, The Day Of His Daughter’s Wedding, A Stable Genius Would Like To Know If Rod Rosenstein Is ‘On His Team’

February 1, 2018

“As one does, when one’s own family is the subject of the goddamn investigation.”

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FBI Has ‘Grave Concerns’ About Nunes Memo Which Contains ‘Material Omissions Of Fact’

January 31, 2018January 31, 2018

Imagine that!

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The FBI Is On Fire (Not, Like, The Reichstag. But Maybe That Too!)

January 30, 2018

President Banana Republic.

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‘We All Miss Him’: FBI Releases Internal Memos From Week Of Comey Firing

January 10, 2018

“We will get through this together.”

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Trump Calls The FBI ‘Shameful’ On The Way To Speak At The FBI

December 15, 2017December 15, 2017

“It’s certainly very sad.”

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