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Turkey Caption Contest: Erdogan Is “Confident” You’ll Make “The Expected Decision”

April 16, 2017April 16, 2017

“I believe in my nation’s democratic common sense.”

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North Korea Tries To Fire Missile, Fails “Almost Immediately”: Pentagon Confirms

April 15, 2017April 15, 2017

“North Korea likely attempted to fire an unidentified missile Sunday morning from Sinpo, northeast of Pyongyang, but it failed.”

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Goldman Has Had Just About Enough Of One Turkish Politician’s Bullshit

April 15, 2017

As you’re well aware, tomorrow is kind of a big deal in Turkey. Earlier today, we

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3 Weekend ETF Charts: Any Questions?

April 15, 2017

Two of this week’s most popular posts were about ETFs. Which isn’t surprising because after

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Fate Of Turkey’s Stock Market Is In The Hands Of An Algo Named “The Dude”

April 15, 2017

Local traders started referring to the mystery investor, whose identity was never revealed, as “the Dude.”

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Turkey Referendum: Everything You Need To Know About This Weekend’s Biggest Geopolitical Event

April 15, 2017April 15, 2017

“Tomorrow is very important, you must absolutely go to the polls,” Erdogan urged the crowd. “Don’t forget that the vote is our honor.”

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Trump Jr: “I ♥️ #MOAB”

April 15, 2017April 15, 2017

“Bomb the hell out of ISIS? Check.”

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“Tears”

April 15, 2017April 15, 2017

“Quick!”…

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(Almost) $400 Billion Weighs In On Tax Reform, The Fed, And The Dollar

April 15, 2017

Bank of America’s latest rates and FX survey comprises responses from 74 fund managers with

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As North Korea Displays Missiles, Some Perspective

April 15, 2017

Remember how about 24 hours ago everyone was sure – sure – that North Korea

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2 Visuals Show North Korea’s Strike Capability Or, Kim Has NoDong(s)

April 14, 2017

Simply put, Kim’s “NoDong” is “presumed operational.”

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Look Out Below: “Godzilla Returns Next Week”

April 14, 2017April 14, 2017

“Between 2002 and 2016, total purchases from April 15 to December 31 have averaged $90bn.”

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Trump’s China Flip-Flop Is Complete: Treasury Declines To Apply Currency Manipulator Label

April 14, 2017April 14, 2017

As tipped by… well, by Donald Trump himself, the Treasury department refrained from labeling China a

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UN Ambo Nikki Haley Is A “Bull In A China Shop” – So Watch Out World

April 14, 2017April 14, 2017

“A person who breaks things or who often makes mistakes or causes damage in situations that require careful thinking or behavior.”

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North Korea: “We Will Go To War” With “Gang Of Cruel Robbers” In US

April 14, 2017April 14, 2017

One of the things that gets lost in the incessant media coverage of escalating tensions

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This Is OPEC’s “Target” Price For Oil

April 14, 2017

“This is how far we want prices to rise. That is our aim.”

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White House Posts Survey Asking Which Agencies Trump Can Eliminate – “Office of President” Included

April 14, 2017April 14, 2017

Not The Onion…

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Easter Algos Dump Dollar After Dour Data Deluge

April 14, 2017

Earlier this morning the reflation narrative rolled over and died. That’s not just our dour

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It’s Time For A “Tactical Rally” In Bond Markets: Deutsche Bank

April 14, 2017

If last week marked the “throwing in the towel” moment for Deutsche Bank’s Dominic Konstam with

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Uh-Oh. Core CPI Posts First Decrease In More Than 7 Years

April 14, 2017

So much for reflation…

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As Trump Ponders 50,000 Troops In Syria, Here’s A Little Perspective On ISIS

April 13, 2017April 13, 2017

Let’s just be clear about one thing: the idea that retaking Raqqa from Islamic State

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This Chart Shows “The Clouds Darkening For US Autos”…

April 13, 2017April 13, 2017

“…nearly double the average differential by this time last year.”

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Chart Of The Day: Central Bank Intervention For Dummies

April 13, 2017

A “clearly illustrated phenomenon.”

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Volatility, A “Tipping Point,” And The Disappearing “QE-Put”

April 13, 2017

“Why are vols and spreads staying relatively low, despite the rise in policy uncertainty and populism?”

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Video: Lawmaker Markwayne Mullin Is Sick Of Taxpayers’ “Bullshit”

April 13, 2017

“You say you pay for me to do this? That’s bullcrap.”

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Oh “Lord”: Idiot Tells African American Woman That Trump Is “The MLK Of Healthcare”

April 13, 2017April 13, 2017

I…I…I want to say something here that I know will drive someone crazy…

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Am I Wrong About ETFs Being “Financial WMDs”? Goldman Says “Probably”

April 13, 2017April 13, 2017

“If investors in these vehicles seek to withdraw at the first sign of trouble, then this demandable equity will have the same fire-sale-generating properties as short-term debt.”

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