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‘Civil War’ Erupts At Wall Street Journal Over ‘Batshit Crazy’ Trump Editorials

November 2, 2017November 2, 2017

“It does feel like this is a different level of crazy,” the veteran editor said.

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Rick Perry: Fossil Fuels Prevent Sexual Assault By Exposing Rapists To The ‘Righteous’ Light Of Justice

November 2, 2017November 2, 2017

Now if only America was a country that had electric lights, we wouldn’t be having all of these discussions about sexual assault. 

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Trump Announces Broadcom Moving Headquarters Back To U.S., Shares Plunge

November 2, 2017November 2, 2017

It’s all about “U.S. cities, towns and workers.”

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Is This The Tax Plan ‘Rally’?

November 2, 2017November 2, 2017

Is this it?

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Not Being A Scientist Wasn’t Enough To Keep Sam Clovis From Being ‘Chief Scientist’ But Treason Was A Bridge Too Far

November 2, 2017November 2, 2017

Sorry, Sam. If the “I’m not really a scientist” bit doesn’t get ya, the “I may have committed a little bit of treason” bit surely will…

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The Tax Code Is Fixed. And All It Took Was This 2-Page List Of Bullshit Bullet Points

November 2, 2017

“Game-changer.”

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Trump Says Maybe Due Process Is Overrated, Screams About ‘DEATH PENALTY’ On Twitter

November 2, 2017

To be clear, “what we have right now” is due process.

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BoE Delivers First Hike In A Decade With A Notably Dovish Tilt

November 2, 2017November 2, 2017

BANK OF ENGLAND RAISES BENCHMARK INTEREST RATE TO 0.5%

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‘Reluctant’ Bulls And The ‘Psychological Risk’ Of QT

November 2, 2017November 2, 2017

“But market narratives may dominate our rational analysis. If markets believe that global QE has been an important driver of the current rally, then its impending removal may nonetheless pose a psychological risk to investor sentiment.”

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‘He’s Fucked’: Allies, Bannon Reportedly Pondering ‘Endgame’ For Trump

November 1, 2017November 1, 2017

“Mueller is going to go over every financial dealing of Jared Kushner and the Trump Organization.”

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Here’s How The Crypto Bubble Bursts

November 1, 2017November 1, 2017

“What I am really getting at here though is that most of these people have no experience whatsoever with losing money in investments. When the bubble bursts all of them will be headed for the exit at the same exact time.”

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Delusional: Trump Tells NYT Mueller Probe Has ‘Nothing To Do With’ Trump

November 1, 2017November 1, 2017

“I’m really enjoying it.”

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Trump Picks Jerome Powell For Fed: WSJ

November 1, 2017

TRUMP IS SAID TO HAVE PICKED POWELL AS FED CHAIR: WSJ

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Check Back Tomorrow.

November 1, 2017November 1, 2017

Thursday is now the “big day.”

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When Will Expertise Matter Again? Spoiler Alert: During A Bear Market

November 1, 2017November 1, 2017

“Should the markets begin to reverse, however, investor goals will turn to capital preservation and limiting losses.”

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Fed On Hold: Highlights, Red Line Statement

November 1, 2017November 1, 2017

See you in December.

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Trump Demands End To Diversity Lottery Program, Proceeds To Regale Reporters On Everything From Gitmo To China To Yellen

November 1, 2017November 1, 2017

If you can come up with a coherent message from all of the above we’d love to hear it.

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Oh, Nothing. Just Another Ridiculous Nasdaq Stat For You…

November 1, 2017November 2, 2017

“Of course.”

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Bad News! The Equity ‘Melt-Up’ Already Happened

November 1, 2017November 1, 2017

“Rarefied air”…

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Who’s Afraid Of The ‘Dandong’? ‘The Real Market Is Coming Out’ In China

November 1, 2017November 1, 2017

Some folks are defaulting.

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Bitcoin Blasts Off Above $6,600 – Only $493,400 To Go…

November 1, 2017November 1, 2017

In yet another truly absurd leg higher…

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Why Would You Try To Trade This? Fed Preview

November 1, 2017November 1, 2017

If you really wanted to, you could read something into today’s statement that really isn’t there, but I don’t know why you would try…

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Another Shoe Drops: Papadopolous Says Trump Campaign Approved Meeting With Putin Reps

October 31, 2017October 31, 2017

PAPADOPOULOS CLAIMED TRUMP CAMPAIGN APPROVED RUSSIA MEETING 

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Paul Krugman Asks: Why Are We Being Subjected To This?

October 31, 2017October 31, 2017

“I find it fascinating that all this misery, plus the possible destruction of constitutional government, may happen without even making the intended beneficiaries happy.”

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Trick Or Treat.

October 31, 2017October 31, 2017

Boo!

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How Passive Flows Are Distorting Liquidity And Influencing Intraday Trading

October 31, 2017October 31, 2017

“In addition, we hear things like… I don’t want to leave a footprint across the day for some High Frequency sniffing algo.”

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John Kelly Has Some Revisionist Civil War History For You And He Also Wants To Lie About Paul Manafort

October 31, 2017October 31, 2017

Dear lord. Make it stop.

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