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Albert Edwards Asks: ‘Could This Be What Blindsides Investors?’

December 7, 2017December 7, 2017

Investors don’t care.

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‘Levels Are Irrelevant’: Bitcoin Market Cap Hits Quarter Trillion

December 7, 2017December 7, 2017

Ain’t no mountain high enough.

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For The First Time In Modern History, A Better Future Is Not The Base Case

December 6, 2017December 6, 2017

“For any ideology the gradient between the present and the future has always had to be positive.”

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Bitcoin Hits Escape Velocity: Insanity Goes Vertical In Late Wednesday Surge

December 6, 2017December 6, 2017

This horse has left the barn.

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Trouble In Paradise.

December 6, 2017December 6, 2017

There’s trouble in market paradise.

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Whistleblower Comes Forward: Michael Flynn Said Russia Sanctions Would Be ‘Ripped Up’

December 6, 2017December 6, 2017

Mr. Flynn texted the former business associate to say that the project was “good to go.”

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Alan Greenspan Compares Bitcoin To America’s Worthless Colonial Currency

December 6, 2017December 6, 2017

“People gamble in casinos when the odds are against them. It has never stopped anybody.”

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This Chart Shows Retail Investors Going All-In Like Never Before

December 6, 2017December 6, 2017

You piled into stocks in November, didn’t you? 

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‘Investors No Longer Fear Shocks, But Love Them’

December 6, 2017December 6, 2017

Land speed record dip buying.

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A $20 Trillion Oops Moment

December 6, 2017

“We forgot to correct for the hyper-inflation.”

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Let’s All Talk About Steve Bannon’s Egregious Roy Moore Rally, Ok?

December 6, 2017December 6, 2017

It was karaoke night at a Fairhope, Alabama dive bar on Tuesday, which presumably explains why a bleary-eyed, disheveled homeless man was allowed to get up on stage and ramble about establishment conspiracy theories.

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Oh, The Humanity! Asian Shares Dive As Tech Wreck Wreaks Havoc On Hong Kong

December 6, 2017December 6, 2017

Well on Wednesday, things got worse – and materially so. 

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Russia Announces ‘Regulation Lite’ As Bitcoin Pole Vaults To $13,000 (Then Crashes)

December 6, 2017December 6, 2017

Never a dull moment.

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When Tailwinds Become Headwinds

December 5, 2017December 5, 2017

“The major opposing forces in 2018 will be contracting global liquidity vs synchronized global growth. Our view is that the former will be the bigger force, and will drive asset returns in 2018.”

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Veteran Trader: ‘Bitcoin Futures Will Trade Like Garbage’

December 5, 2017

“Now before you dismiss me as some ancient out-of-touch finance guy who doesn’t get it, remember that I was mining bitcoins and arbing between exchanges before most of Wall Street had ever heard the word blockchain.”

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#Sad.

December 5, 2017December 5, 2017

“Maybe if I tweet about it enough”…

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The ‘Most Moronic Tweet’ In History: 5 Experts Debunk The ‘Trump Is Above The Law’ Lie

December 5, 2017December 5, 2017

“The days of crazy King George III ended with the Battle of Yorktown in 1781. We now have a nation of laws, not men.”

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The Big Bitcoin Short: Hedge Funds Set To Battle Fanatics In Epic Showdown

December 5, 2017December 5, 2017

Place your bets.

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Who’s Going To Defuse The $1.3 Trillion Student Loan Bubble?

December 5, 2017December 5, 2017

Whatever the case, we shouldn’t lose sight of these two trillion-dollar bubbles because, well, because they are trillion-dollar bubbles and generally speaking, trillion-dollar bubbles do not just go gentle into that good night. 

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Mueller Subpoenas Deutsche For Trump’s Bank Records: Hubris, Karma And A Lifetime Of Disrepute

December 5, 2017December 5, 2017

Pride, Mr. President, goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall.

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Tech Rout Hits Hong Kong (Again) As Tencent Extends Worrying Slide

December 5, 2017December 5, 2017

Keep an eye on this – in an increasingly interconnected and interdependent global market, these tech selloffs are demonstrating a propensity to spread quickly. And there’s some poetic justice in that, right? After all, tech is all about connecting the world.

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Bill Clinton Blasts ‘Tribalism’, ‘Fever Swamps’, Says America Is On Dangerous Path

December 5, 2017December 5, 2017

“When trust vanishes and knowledge is devalued as an establishment defense of the status quo, anything can happen.”

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In Search Of The Mythical Vol. Spike

December 4, 2017December 4, 2017

It’s like Bigfoot. Or Nessie.

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Paul Manafort Caught Ghostwriting Op-Ed About Himself, Special Counsel Furious

December 4, 2017December 4, 2017

“”Even if the ghostwritten op-ed were entirely accurate, fair, and balanced, it would be a violation of this Court’s November 8 Order if it had been published.”

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Out With A Whimper.

December 4, 2017December 4, 2017

Better luck tomorrow.

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A Truly Contrarian Call

December 4, 2017December 4, 2017

“…it’s about to accelerate. Not only that, the tank is full of gasoline, and the car has been stripped of all the extra weight.”

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No, The Winklevoss Twins Are Not ‘Bitcoin Billionaires’

December 4, 2017December 4, 2017

I guess it doesn’t matter. Because at the end of the day…

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