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‘History Suggests It Might Be Time To Temper The Enthusiasm’

March 14, 2018March 14, 2018

“It’s 819 days since the start of the Fed tightening cycle. Why would I know that so precisely?”

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Toon Time.

March 14, 2018March 14, 2018

C’est la vie.

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Without Further Ado, Here’s That Video Of Steve Mnuchin Being Viciously Heckled By College Kids

March 14, 2018March 14, 2018

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Jeff Sessions To Fire Andrew McCabe, Strip Him Of Pension Days Before Retirement

March 14, 2018March 14, 2018

Just another day in paradise.

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Trump Reaches Deep Into The Bench, Grabs Larry Kudlow From The 80s For NEC Chair

March 14, 2018March 14, 2018

Congrats, Larry. You’re now in the “stable genius” advisory business.

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Google Decides It’s Time To Save The Crypto Crowd From Itself

March 14, 2018

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Allianz: Bitcoin’s Intrinsic Value ‘Must Be Zero’

March 14, 2018

“So is this the end of the hype about bitcoin as the future of global currencies?”

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Jeff Gundlach Unveils Groundbreaking Theory: Says Stocks May Fall If 10Y Yields Rise Above 3%

March 14, 2018March 14, 2018

But hey, are you really surprised?

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This Is What A Broken Market Looks Like: No One Traded 10Y JGBs On Tuesday

March 14, 2018March 14, 2018

Completely lifeless.

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Just Waiting On The ‘Hammer Blow’ That Cracks The ‘Egg Shell’

March 14, 2018March 14, 2018

Oh well, at least space is safe. 

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Trump: We’re Going To Mars Soon, ‘Maybe Need Space Force’

March 13, 2018March 13, 2018

TRUMP SAYS SOON WILL BE GOING TO MARS, MAYBE NEED SPACE FORCE

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Hard Rexit.

March 13, 2018March 13, 2018

Let’s see, where do we start with the crazy?

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BIS: Passive Bond Funds May Pose Threat To Financial Stability

March 13, 2018March 13, 2018

“Unlike active investors, they cannot express their disagreement with the decisions of individual issuers by selling their holdings.”

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Rex Tillerson Rolls Eyes At Larry Kudlow As They Pass Each Other Inside Trump’s Totally-Not-Chaotic Revolving Door

March 13, 2018

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‘Don’t @ Me Rex’: Tillerson Learned He Was Fired When He Checked Trump’s Twitter

March 13, 2018March 13, 2018

TILLERSON HAD `NO IDEA THAT THIS WAS OCCURING’: STATE OFFICIAL

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Rex Tillerson Out As Secretary Of State

March 13, 2018March 13, 2018

It was just a matter of time, but now it’s official. 

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Hit Me With Some More Goldilocks My Dude: Stocks Rise, Dollar Falls After CPI

March 13, 2018March 13, 2018

Looks like people are going to go ahead and read the CPI print as further evidence that “Goldilocks” is alive and well.

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CPI Matches Estimates – Kanye Shrug?

March 13, 2018March 13, 2018

U.S. FEB. CONSUMER PRICES RISE 0.2%; CORE INDEX UP 0.2%

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Here Are The ‘Cascading Effects’ Of The Global Trade War Larry Kudlow Is Going To Save Us From

March 13, 2018March 13, 2018

It looks like our best and last hope is Larry Kudlow – I bet you never thought you’d have to say that.

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Traders Are ‘Jumping At Shadows’ Ahead Of Key Data In The U.S.

March 13, 2018March 13, 2018

Don’t worry, it should be fine.

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Surprise! Devin Nunes, House Republicans Think Trump Is Right About Trump Not Colluding With Russians

March 12, 2018

Surprise! Republicans on the House Intelligence Committee have decided that the intelligence community (and no, there are no typos in there) has this Russia thing all wrong.

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There’s Nowhere To Hide.

March 12, 2018March 12, 2018

Good luck.

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And Now, We Wait.

March 12, 2018March 12, 2018

It says a lot about how uninspiring a given day truly was when the biggest news involves Larry Kudlow.

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What If China Rolls Over? Lessons From Japan

March 12, 2018

“I would have never guessed that Japan’s commodity usage held up so strongly following the bursting of their financial bubble.”

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Jim Cramer Says Larry Kudlow Is Getting Gary Cohn’s Old Job And We’re Like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

March 12, 2018

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Michael Cohen’s Mad Lawyerin’ Skillz Still Not Sufficient To Shut Porn Star Up

March 12, 2018

“Cooley Law School in the hizzouse!”

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Dammit Sophia! Artificial Intelligence Likely Played Role In February Selloff, One Bank Says

March 12, 2018March 12, 2018

“Dammit, Sophia.”

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