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As Dollar Strength Returns, FX Traders Should Listen To Their Tennis Coaches

September 4, 2018

“In FX too, the ‘winner’ is the currency that doesn’t lose.”

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Emerging Markets Suffer Fresh Blow As South Africa Falls Into First Recession Since 2009

September 4, 2018September 4, 2018

Some were surprised, some weren’t.

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‘We Are Not Some Banana Republic!’ Lawmakers Recoil As Trump Says Sessions Shouldn’t Indict Republicans

September 3, 2018September 4, 2018

“This, by the way, is next level crazy, inappropriate, unethical, stupid and incriminating.”

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King Dollar Versus The Anti-Poles

September 3, 2018

Long live the king?

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In Argentina: ‘Emergency’

September 3, 2018September 3, 2018

“We ask those who have more capacity to contribute.”

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Bad Italian.

September 3, 2018October 17, 2021

“[We will] try to respect all the hurdles Europe imposes, but the well-being of Italian citizens comes first.”

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Turkey’s Crisis Spirals As Inflation Surges, Producer Prices Rise ‘Appalling’ 32%

September 3, 2018September 3, 2018

“Recent developments regarding the inflation outlook indicate significant risks to price stability.”

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One Bank Knows Who Was ‘Responsible’ For The August Emerging Market Bloodletting

September 2, 2018

Hint: not retail investors.

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Contingencies: Full Week Ahead Preview

September 2, 2018September 2, 2018

A full docket.

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September Of The Flying Pigs

September 2, 2018September 2, 2018

Depending on who you listen to…

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Trump’s ‘Cold War’: ‘Keep Your Seat Belts Fastened’, Trade Tensions Will Persist ‘Indefinitely’

September 2, 2018October 17, 2021

“Hence, like squeezing on a balloon”…

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Obama, Bush Decry ‘Bigoted Despots’ At McCain Memorial And Speaking Of Trump, He Golfed And Tweeted About Canada

September 1, 2018September 2, 2018

Donald Trump wasn’t invited. Literally.

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Mark Your Calendar, The ‘Era Of Helicopter Money’ In Japan Has A Date

September 1, 2018September 1, 2018

“In other words, true helicopter money drop will begin.”

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‘Winter Is Coming’ For The White House And One Bank Worries The Market ‘Can’t Handle’ Volatility

September 1, 2018September 2, 2018

“Post-election, our biggest concern is whether a complacent market can handle a rise in volatility.”

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Battered And Bruised After Rough Month, Emerging Markets Warily Eye The Road Ahead

August 31, 2018October 14, 2021

The pain was widespread.

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‘Oh Well!’ NAFTA Talks Hit Dead End As Trump’s Chevy Impala Diplomacy Fails

August 31, 2018September 1, 2018

“At least Canada knows where I stand!”

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‘I Can’t Kill These People’: Leaked Trump Comments About Chevy Impalas Upend NAFTA Talks

August 31, 2018October 15, 2021

“If I say no, then you’re going to put that”…

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European Stocks Suffer Worst Month Since February As Perfect Storm Of EM Contagion, Italy Jitters Comes Calling

August 31, 2018August 31, 2018

“In September, markets will need to navigate news flow.”

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Trump Trolls America: ‘I’m Strongly’ Considering $100 Billion Capital Gains Break For The Rich

August 31, 2018June 27, 2019

Revisiting the perpetual motion machine for exacerbating inequality.

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For Indonesia, It’s Back To 1998 As ‘Nobody Wants To Mess With Uncertainties’

August 31, 2018October 15, 2021

“Fundamentals mean very little at this stage”.

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Turkey Tries Again To Put Brakes On Lira Collapse As Trump Piles Shame On Erdogan

August 31, 2018October 15, 2021

“Too dear to my heart.”

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Tencent’s Latest Terrible, No Good, Very Bad Day Comes At Just The Wrong Time

August 31, 2018

Bad news, sports fans.

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Trump Studies ‘Great Scholars’, Determines Mueller Probe Is ‘Illegal’

August 30, 2018September 1, 2018

Trump weighs in on “witch hunts” and his plans to fire Jeff Sessions.

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Europe’s Offer To ‘Got To Zero’ On Car Tariffs ‘Not Good Enough’ For Man Who Wants Mercedes Gone From 5th Avenue

August 30, 2018

“The European Union is almost as bad as China, just smaller.”

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WTO Better ‘Shape Up’ Or Trump Will Dust Off His ‘Insane FART Act’

August 30, 2018August 30, 2018

“You know why?”

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Trump To Move Ahead With Tariffs On $200 Billion In Chinese Goods As Early As Next Week

August 30, 2018October 15, 2021

Buckle up.

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‘Set Them At Zero’: Trump Cancels Pay Raises For Federal Employees In 2019

August 30, 2018October 15, 2021

Define: unforgivable.

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