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Do Not Underestimate Donald Trump When It Comes To The Fed

August 21, 2018October 15, 2021

“You see what’s happening.”

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On Monday, Donald Trump Accused Jerome Powell Of Acting Against The Interests Of America

August 20, 2018October 15, 2021

“Am I happy with my choice? I’ll let you know in seven years.”

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Now Trump Is Trash Talking Jerome Powell At The Hamptons Home Of A Hot Dog Baron

August 20, 2018August 20, 2018

“Political things.”

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A ‘Stealth’ Rate Hike From Turkey And A ‘Pick Your Poison’ Quandary For Europe

August 20, 2018

How to hike without hiking and what to do when there are no “good” options.

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Trump Calls Mueller A ‘National Disgrace’, Accidentally Admits To Obstruction Again

August 20, 2018October 15, 2021

“If you FIGHT BACK or say anything bad about the Rigged Witch Hunt, they scream Obstruction!”

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Italy’s Populists Determined To Triumph In Battle With Nefarious ‘Lo Spread’

August 20, 2018

“We will resist the bond yield spread, speculation, credit downgrades and attacks.”

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China Draws Line In Sand At 2016 Closing Lows As State Funds Buy Stocks

August 20, 2018

Here comes the “national team”.

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Michael Cohen Could Be Charged In $20 Million Bank Fraud, Cooperation Deal With Mueller Seems Likely

August 19, 2018August 20, 2018

Michael Cohen is in some hot water. Which means Donald Trump is in some hot water too.

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Concerned Citizens: Full Week Ahead Preview

August 19, 2018October 15, 2021

New week, same issues. But let’s talk about them anyway.

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Gundlach Warns Of Treasury Short Squeeze, Goldman Says Don’t Sweat Curve Inversion

August 19, 2018October 15, 2021

Kings, squids, inversions and squeezes.

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‘Truth Isn’t Truth’: Trump, Giuliani Square Off Against Maggie Haberman, Reality

August 19, 2018August 19, 2018

“Don’t do this, this is going to become a bad meme”. 

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This Is Not A Drill: Jerome Powell Needs To Be Careful In Jackson Hole

August 19, 2018August 19, 2018

Fragile. Handle with care.

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Ignore That Bear Market And Focus On These Buybacks

August 18, 2018August 18, 2018

“Tall order”.

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Oops: White House Counsel Don McGahn ‘Cooperated Extensively’ With Robert Mueller In Obstruction Probe

August 18, 2018October 15, 2021

“They were snookered”.

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Credit Suisse Thinks You Shouldn’t Panic – Unless Trump Goes Ahead With Car Tariffs

August 18, 2018August 18, 2018

Signal versus noise.

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Let’s Talk Farmers, Propaganda, Deere And Denmark

August 18, 2018August 18, 2018

“…they’re selling the coin, or the, the corn.”

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Trump’s Plan To Do Away With Quarterly Earnings Reports Is A Terrible Idea – Surely You Know That

August 17, 2018August 18, 2018

“Abolishing quarterly reporting is a ridiculous idea.”

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Of VaR Shocks And ‘Sucking Sounds’

August 17, 2018August 17, 2018

That “sucks.”

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There’s Only One Kind Of Umbrella For This Perfect Storm

August 17, 2018October 16, 2021

It’s raining, it’s pouring…

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Turkey Was Ready To Release Pastor Brunson Last Week And Then…

August 17, 2018August 17, 2018

“We told them that at least we have to see some goodwill.”

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You Can’t Fix Stupid: U.S. Treasury Will ‘Pressure’ China To Strengthen The Yuan

August 17, 2018October 15, 2021

Trying to process the kind of narcissistic delirium that’s behind this “strategy” is quite challenging.

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Trump Dubs Andrew Brunson ‘Patriot Hostage’, Says U.S. Won’t Pay A Dime For Him

August 16, 2018August 17, 2018

If you’re Andrew Brunson, I’m not sure what’s more disconcerting…

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Trump’s Military Parade To Cost Ten Times More Than Lowest Initial Estimate, Will Include 70-Ton Tanks

August 16, 2018October 16, 2021

The good news is…

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Mnuchin Set To Slap Turkey With New Sanctions As Erdogan ‘Turns Out Not To Be A Great Friend’ 😡

August 16, 2018August 16, 2018

Just when you thought it was safe to jump back into the lira.

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Let’s Play Dollar Bingo With Larry Kudlow – Who Had ‘Cherished’?

August 16, 2018August 16, 2018

None of this makes any sense. Not a bit of it. It’s a self-referential nightmare.

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‘Let’s Face It, Everybody Knew This Was Coming’: Albert Edwards Weighs In On Emerging Market Crisis

August 16, 2018October 16, 2021

“But in the frantic QE-inspired hunt for yield, nobody cared.”

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Volatility In Turkish Stocks Surges To Highest Since Coup As ‘The Dude’ Dumps $120 Million

August 16, 2018August 16, 2018

Anyone for falling knives?

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