Gary Cohn Not Racist Enough To Be Fed Chair, Trump To Consider Other Options

“President Donald Trump is unlikely to nominate Gary Cohn, his top economic adviser, as the next Federal Reserve chairman, indicating that he is open to considering additional names for a pick he has said he would like to make by year’s end, according to people familiar with the president’s thinking.”

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North Korea Promises ‘More Gift Packages’ As South Korean Shares Fall For 5th Day

“The recent self-defense measures by my country, DPRK, are a gift package addressed to none other than the U.S. The U.S. will receive more ‘gift packages’ from my country as long as its relies on reckless provocations and futile attempts to put pressure on the DPRK.”

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Twitter Accuses British Geological Survey Of ‘Market Manipulation!’ As Algos Trade North Korea Tweet

To all the Twitter users who are angry at the British Geological Survey for posting an assessment of an earthquake and roiling markets, we would gently suggest that you consider the fact that earth science research is what they are supposed to be doing.

That is, it is their job to study geological events. It is supposed to be your job and the job of the robots “manning” the trading desks to decide what those events mean for markets. 

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Which Bubble Got Off To The ‘Bubbliest’ Start?

And so, having already grown faster in its initial stages than every other notable bubble on the list (and they probably should have included housing in Canada and Sweden), the only question now is whether it will continue to rise and ultimately surpass the 2+ year, exponential rally in BitCoin. 

If it does, Seth Golden will be one of the richest people on the planet

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PBoC Strengthens Yuan Fix For 8th Day – Longest Streak Since 2015

We still maintain that it’s just a matter of time before one of these fixings comes in much, much weaker than expected. That’s not to say the medium-term trend won’t be a stronger yuan and it’s certainly not to suggest that the PBoC is eager to upset any apple carts ahead of the Party Congress next month. It’s just to say that if there’s anything the PBoC hates, it’s the idea that market participants think the currency is a one way trade. And this is becoming a one-way trade.

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A Short’s Desperate Attempt To Put A Bearish Spin On A Manic Squeeze

“Therefore, if you believe the North Korean situation will escalate from here, then, by all means, load up on treasuries. That’s the right trade. Yet, I just don’t see war breaking out, and I suspect North Korea will slip off the front page before you know it. There are no real military options, so the idea of Trump and the rest of the world doing anything more than increasing sanctions is a non-starter. Kim Junior will keep testing his missiles, Trump will keep warning him that he will face severe consequences, and nothing will change.”

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Death By A Thousand Cuts.

The bottom line is that between another powerful hurricane approaching the U.S. mainland, U.S. markets catching up with their global counterparts in terms of pricing in North Korea after the long weekend, the DACA decision which portends more bickering in Washington, and the looming debt ceiling debate (with the specter of a technical default showing up in today’s decidedly poor 4-week bill auction), it was death by a thousand cuts.

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