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People Take Break From Selling Italian Assets To Make Sure They Still Have Some To Sell Later

October 3, 2018October 19, 2021

“Either this is the people’s budget or it’s not worth it.”

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Inflation In Turkey Soars To Laughable 25%, Real Rates Now Negative Again

October 3, 2018

Turkey isn’t out of the woods yet. 

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Surprise! Donald Trump’s Past Is A Giant Fraud In Every Sense Of The Word

October 2, 2018October 3, 2018

Well, Donald Trump is in (more) trouble.

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Dennis Ketterer, 350lb Weatherman, Says Kavanaugh Accuser Swetnick Tried To Talk Him Into Group Sex

October 2, 2018October 2, 2018

“From the Twilight Zone.”

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Trump Administration’s Hassett Says Goldman Is Involved In Democrat Conspiracy (No, Really)

October 2, 2018

“…almost at times looks like the Democratic opposition.”

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Trump, Who Called For Execution Of Central Park Five, Says It’s ‘Scary Time’ For Young Men In America

October 2, 2018October 2, 2018

Central Park Five anyone?

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‘Brett’s Guy’: Text Messages, Wedding Photo Cast Doubt On Kavanaugh Account Of Ramirez Allegations

October 2, 2018October 3, 2018

In one text, Yarasavage said she was in touch with “Brett’s guy,” and also with “Brett,” himself.

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Expensive Dollars And The Return Of Negative Hedged Yields

October 2, 2018

“This might be telling us that there is a growing USD shortage developing.”

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Claudio Borghi Knows There’s Never A Bad Time To Throw Gas On Raging Italian Dumpster Fires

October 2, 2018

“The euro as a common currency is not sufficient.”

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Kavanaugh And NBA’s Dudley Started Bloody Bar Fight Over Case Of Mistaken Reggae Identity: NYT

October 1, 2018October 2, 2018

“There was blood, there was glass, there was beer and there was some shouting.”

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‘My Subconscious (Outtakes)’: Kavanaugh Friend Mark Judge Has Bizarre Video Archive

October 1, 2018October 19, 2021

Lordy, there are tapes…

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Goldman Traced The History Of S&P Divergences – Here’s What They Found…

October 1, 2018October 1, 2018

What does history tell us?

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Trump Loses It At NAFTA Presser, Says Kavanaugh Likes Beer, Claims Unnamed Democrat Has A Drinking Problem

October 1, 2018

Not helpful.

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‘Don’t Get Caught Short Into October’s Cyclical Melt-Up 2.0’, Nomura’s McElligott Warns

October 1, 2018

“The pieces are in place”.

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The Magical, Wonderful, Tremendous US-Mexico-Canada Agreement Is Brought To You By NAFTA

October 1, 2018October 1, 2018

“Congratulations!”

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U.S., Canada Reach NAFTA Deal Ahead Of Midnight Deadline

September 30, 2018October 17, 2021

Trilateral it is.

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Now Hiring: Full Week Ahead Preview

September 30, 2018

Another week, another litmus test…

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WTO, IMF, World Bank Issue Emergency Call For Trade Reform

September 30, 2018October 1, 2018

“Trade has been vital in lifting living standards and reducing poverty over the years.”

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Kellyanne Conway Tells CNN She Is Victim Of Sexual Assault, Adding New Dimension To National Debate

September 30, 2018September 30, 2018

…suffice to say this is going to be the subject of vociferous debate in the days and weeks ahead.

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JPMorgan’s Normand Joins Analysts Expecting ‘All Out’ US-China Trade War, Expects Yuan Depreciation

September 30, 2018

One way or another…

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China Publishes Full List For November Tariff Cuts, As Xi Maneuvers Around Trump

September 30, 2018October 17, 2021

Chess match.

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Trump Calls Saudi King (Again), Wants Lower Oil Prices

September 29, 2018

“Hello? Yes, it’s me. The guy who accused you of ‘ripping off the world’ on Tuesday.”

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Tasseography And The Shrinking Playground.

September 29, 2018September 30, 2018

Tea leaves, optimal control problems, and inner and outer limits…

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David Einhorn Is Down 26% This Year And I’m (Almost) At A Loss For Words

September 29, 2018October 17, 2021

“Tragic”.

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Goldman: S&P EPS Growth Will Flatline In 2019 If Trump Goes All In On China

September 29, 2018September 29, 2018

To say the market got a “reprieve” from trade frictions this week wouldn’t be entirely accurate…

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In Dramatic Last Minute Turn, Jeff Flake Calls For Kavanaugh Delay, FBI Probe

September 28, 2018September 30, 2018

“I will move it out of committee, but”…

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‘Boof’ Isn’t Flatulence And ‘Devil’s Triangle’ Is Not A Game’: Whitehouse On Kavanaugh Yearbook

September 28, 2018September 28, 2018

Any questions?

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