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January All Over Again?

September 17, 2018

Back to the “melt-up”.

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Trump Folds To Tim Cook, Will Shield Apple Watch From Tariff Impact

September 17, 2018September 17, 2018

And just in time for Tim Cook to rollout the new models. How fortuitous.

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FEMA Chief Brock Long Suggests Puerto Ricans Beat Their Wives To Death After Hurricane Maria

September 17, 2018September 17, 2018

“Spousal abuse goes through the roof.”

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Chinese Stocks Fall To Four-Year Low As Beijing Promises ‘Pain’, Trump Brands The World ‘Tariffed!”

September 17, 2018October 17, 2021

“We are looking forward to a more beautiful counter-attack.”

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Hostage Situation: Full Week Ahead Preview

September 16, 2018September 17, 2018

“Hand over your trade policy and I’ll release global markets”…

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China Said To Ponder Declining Steve Mnuchin’s Request For Trade Talks

September 16, 2018October 17, 2021

Why would Beijing want to enter into talks with emissaries of a man (Trump) who is openly bragging about his intention to negotiate in bad faith? 

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Nomura’s Charlie McElligott Outlines The ‘Two-Speed’ Research Thesis For A ‘Vol-Centric World’

September 16, 2018September 16, 2018

“The changes, the inflections that are made happen unemotionally and happen with significant leverage behind them.”

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In Europe, Credit Investors Search For A Liquidity Oasis

September 16, 2018September 16, 2018

Who’s thirsty?

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Red Ink: The Politics Of Fiscal Insanity

September 16, 2018September 16, 2018

“I am the most concerned I’ve ever been.”

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Washington Post Confirms Trump Will Escalate Trade War With China Imminently

September 15, 2018September 15, 2018

In case you weren’t sure…

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Is Janet Yellen Just Trolling Donald Trump Now?

September 15, 2018

“A lower-for-longer strategy is attractive for several reasons. “

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This Hasn’t Happened In 10 Years: S&P 500 Buybacks Edition

September 15, 2018

“The rise in CFO created a high-quality problem for managements: How should they spend all the cash?”

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‘Asked If He Was Concerned, He Said No’: Trump To Deep-Six China Trade Talks Before The Even Start

September 14, 2018October 17, 2021

No end in sight.

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Paul Manafort Agrees To Cooperate With Government, Forfeits Assets Worth Enough To Cover Cost Of Mueller Probe

September 14, 2018September 15, 2018

“He refused to ‘break’ – make up stories in order to get a ‘deal.'”

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‘Worry When The Curve Steepens’, Nomura’s McElligott Warns

September 14, 2018September 14, 2018

“What do prior cycles show us about market anticipation of the ‘flip’ to ‘steepening’ after the Fed’s last cut?”

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Goldman Asked Carmen Reinhart If We Should Prepare For Debt Crises In Developed Markets. Here’s What She Said…

September 14, 2018October 17, 2021

“And in the case of the US, low rates seem to assume unending demand for US Treasuries given the US dollar’s role as the global reserve currency.”

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Out Of The Woods? At The Crossroads Of An Emerging Market Crisis

September 14, 2018September 14, 2018

After a pivotal week, where to?

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Russia Hikes Rates For First Time Since 2014 Amid EM Angst, Sanctions Jitters

September 14, 2018September 14, 2018

Surprise!

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Will Someone Get Larry Kudlow On TV So He Can Explain This Ballooning Deficit?!

September 13, 2018October 17, 2021

“The deficit is coming down and it’s coming down rapidly.”

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A Decade Later, ‘The Coast Is Not Clear’, One Bank Warns

September 13, 2018September 15, 2018

“Currently, there is a ‘celebration’ that a decade has passed and that the world has overcome the fallout from the crisis.”

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10 Years After Lehman: Hubris

September 13, 2018October 17, 2021

Pride and fall.

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Trump Claims Puerto Rico Death Toll Is A Democrat Hoax, Says Some People Died Of ‘Old Age’

September 13, 2018October 17, 2021

“3000 people did not die in the two hurricanes that hit Puerto Rico.”

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Trump Calls Jamie Dimon A ‘Nervous Mess’ Who ‘Lacks Smarts’

September 13, 2018October 17, 2021

“Your move, Jamie.’

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Inflation Cools Off, Pushing Real Wage Growth Back Into Positive Territory

September 13, 2018September 13, 2018

This could help allay some fears.

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Turkey Delivers Sizable Rate Hike Hours After Erdogan Calls For Rate Cut

September 13, 2018October 17, 2021

“If you are saying the opposite, you don’t know this business.”

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ECB Sticks With ‘At Least Through Summer 2019’ Rates Guidance

September 13, 2018September 13, 2018

It’s all fun and games unless Italy blows up the budget.

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These Four Charts Illustrate American Exceptionalism In 2018

September 12, 2018

Somehow, this will resolve itself.

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