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Larry Fink Isn’t Sure Who Told 15 Saudi Assassins To Cut Up Jamal Khashoggi With A Bone Saw

November 1, 2018October 22, 2021

“We don’t know who is responsible for the murder.”

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‘Consider It A Rifle’: Trump Says He Told Military To Shoot Rock-Throwing Migrants

November 1, 2018November 2, 2018

“We’re gonna fight back.”

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Trump Tweet Sparks Best Day In Three Years For Popular China ETFs

November 1, 2018October 22, 2021

Is this rational?

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‘Spastic Spooz’: An (Implicit) Short Gamma Odyssey

November 1, 2018October 22, 2021

“Hello Dave”.

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Donald Trump’s ‘Very Large Brain’ Has ‘Very Long’ Phone Chat With Very Nice Chinese Man

November 1, 2018October 22, 2021

Trade was capitalized, despite not being a proper noun.

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Trump Dedicates More U.S. Troops To Caravan ‘Invasion’ Than Afghanistan (No, Really)

November 1, 2018November 2, 2018

“No, not fearmongering at all.”

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Christian Sewing ‘Appreciates’ Hudson Executive Not Thinking Deutsche Bank Is Lehman

November 1, 2018

Sewing will take it.

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China Teases More Stimulus As 7 Looms For Yuan, Defaults Mount

November 1, 2018November 1, 2018

“It’s only a matter of time.”

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‘King Of Debt’ Lives Up To Title As Trump Sells Debt At Crisis-Era Pace

October 31, 2018

“Nobody knows debt like me”.

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Why SocGen Thinks The S&P Could Fall To 2,482

October 31, 2018October 31, 2018

“…the ability of equities to absorb higher bond yields is rather limited.”

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Requiem For October.

October 31, 2018October 18, 2021

Another bad dream.

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The BoJ And An ‘Enormous’ Risk From A ‘Very Out-Of-Consensus’ View

October 31, 2018

Down the rabbit hole with the world’s most dovish central bank.

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Jamal Khashoggi ‘Strangled’, Dismembered ‘As Soon As’ He Entered Saudi Consulate, Turkey Says

October 31, 2018October 18, 2021

The announcement serves to ratchet up the pressure on the Saudi monarchy.

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Private-Sector Wages Rose At The Fastest Pace Since 2008 In Q3 – Now Cue The ‘Rogue’ Inflation Print

October 31, 2018October 31, 2018

This is just further evidence that the tight labor market is gradually leading to wage inflation, the so-called “missing ingredient” for the Fed.

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If Janet Yellen Had A ‘Magic Wand’, She’d Raise Taxes: Let’s Discuss…

October 31, 2018October 18, 2021

“This is unsustainable.”

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‘Goldilocks’ Is Dead: Say Hi To The ‘Synchronized Global Slowdown’ Meme

October 31, 2018October 31, 2018

On Wednesday, markets received a slew of economic data to support the notion that the era of “synchronous global growth” is over.

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In This Market, ‘Fear’ Has A Split Personality

October 30, 2018October 18, 2021

The strange case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.

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Jacob Wohl Implicated In Jack Burkman Scheme To Pay Women For False Mueller Accusations

October 30, 2018October 31, 2018

Just when you thought things couldn’t possibly get any stupider…

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A British Associate Of Jack Burkman Asks You To Make Unfounded Allegations Against Robert Mueller: What Do You Do?

October 30, 2018October 31, 2018

“He knew exactly how much credit card debt I had, right down to the dollar, which sort of freaked me out.”

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This ‘Freakout’ Isn’t The ‘Big One’ – That Comes Later: Nomura’s McElligott

October 30, 2018October 30, 2018

The ‘main event’ comes in 2019.

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Marko Kolanovic: October’s ‘Rolling Bear Market’ Could Morph Into A ‘Rolling Squeeze Higher’

October 30, 2018January 8, 2022

“…there is an elevated risk of market reversion into year-end.”

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Trump Says Democrats Will Tank The Stock Market: Here’s A Reality Check

October 30, 2018October 18, 2021

“I strongly suggest voting Democrat.”

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Italian Economy Flatlines In Third Quarter, Turning Screws On Populists

October 30, 2018October 30, 2018

There’s more bad news for Italy.

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‘It’s In The Process’: Trump Says He’ll End Birthright Citizenship With Executive Order

October 30, 2018October 30, 2018

“It’ll happen.”

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‘Rather Than Catching A Falling Knife’: One Bank Says It’s Not Yet Time To Buy

October 29, 2018

Why it would “be prudent” to wait on full capitulation.

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‘They Are Deploying With Weapons’: Pentagon Sends 5,200 Troops To Confront Migrant Caravan

October 29, 2018October 30, 2018

“As we sit right here today we have about 800 soldiers who are on their way.”

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End Of An Era: Analysts Weigh In On Angela Merkel

October 29, 2018October 18, 2021

This is, frankly, an unfortunate development to the extent you view Merkel as the guardian of a Western democratic order that is under siege on a daily basis.

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