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Saudi Stocks Plunge, Kingdom Promises ‘Strong’ Retaliation To Any U.S. Action

October 14, 2018October 19, 2021

“The kingdom emphasizes that it will respond to any measure against it with an even stronger measure.”

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‘Theme Overload’.

October 13, 2018October 19, 2021

How much can you process?

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‘I’ve Got Plenty Of Buyers’: Steve Mnuchin Says People Are Lining Up To Invest In Trump’s Banana Republic

October 13, 2018

You are “free to do what you want”, but Steve knows you really – really – want some Treasurys.

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Trump Is Now ‘Renting’ Cellphone Numbers, Emails Of 20 Million Supporters

October 13, 2018

“It’s a win-win.”

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‘I Don’t Want To Lose That Order’: Trump Says ‘Punishment’ For Khashoggi Murder Won’t Involve Canceling Saudi Arms Deal

October 13, 2018October 19, 2021

“They are ordering military equipment”.

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Reality Versus Market Agitprop: Did Everyone Really Turn Bearish On Wednesday?

October 12, 2018October 19, 2021

There seems to be some misinformation circulating on Friday afternoon.

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Kolanovic Weighs In After Selloff: 70% Of Systematic Selling Is Behind Us

October 12, 2018January 23, 2022

“This risk is now balanced, and can turn into a positive impact”.

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Free At Last, Free At Last, Thank God Almighty, Andrew Brunson Is Free At Last…

October 12, 2018October 25, 2021

See? Erdogan isn’t such a bad guy after all…

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Goldman: ‘Naively, Wednesday’s S&P Selloff Was The 5th-Largest Tail Event In History’

October 12, 2018

More fragility events.

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‘We’re (Still) Not Winning!’ China Logs Another Record Surplus With The US Ahead Of Tariff Bite

October 12, 2018October 12, 2018

It may not be sustainable, but it sure is funny.

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As Long As You Don’t Care About That FICC Miss, JPMorgan Results Look Ok

October 12, 2018October 12, 2018

This is probably good enough. Fingers crossed.

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‘You Can Hear He Was Tortured’: Turkey Has Audio Of Khashoggi Murder, But Trump Doesn’t Care Because ‘Arms Deals!’

October 11, 2018October 19, 2021

“You can hear his voice and the voices of men speaking Arabic.”

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Ruh-Roh! ECB Won’t Rescue Italy, May Force Populists Into E.U. Bailout

October 11, 2018October 11, 2018

“No soup for you.”

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Jeff Gundlach: ‘Trump Is Crazy Like A Fox’

October 11, 2018

“President Trump is just a different kind of guy.”

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Trump ‘Won’t Fire’ Jerome Powell, But He Does Know A Guy Who Would Make A Great Fed Chair…

October 11, 2018October 11, 2018

If you want something done right…

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‘Stability Breeds Instability’: How The Robots ‘Behaved’ During Wednesday’s Selloff

October 11, 2018

Forced deleveraging.

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CPI Mercifully Misses Estimates, Now Let’s See If The Dip Buyers Show Up

October 11, 2018October 11, 2018

Phew. Will this be enough to allay fears?

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Albert Edwards Says Equity Investors May Get ‘Fried Alive’ Mount Vesuvius Style

October 11, 2018October 11, 2018

“Equity investors are facing the four horsemen of the apocalypse thundering towards them.”

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Tencent Plunges, Logs Record Losing Streak But Don’t Tell Wall Street…

October 11, 2018October 11, 2018

If there’s any stock on the planet that could have done without a global selloff catalyzed by a bloodbath on the Nasdaq, it’s Tencent.

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Chinese Stocks Plunge In Worst Rout Since 2016

October 11, 2018October 11, 2018

Things didn’t go well in China on Thursday.

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U.S. Knew Of Saudi Plot Against Khashoggi, Senators Invoke Magnitsky Act, Forcing Trump To Investigate

October 10, 2018October 19, 2021

So much for “duty to warn”.

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Trump: ‘The Fed Has Gone Crazy, Loco’

October 10, 2018October 10, 2018

“I don’t know what their problem is”.

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February Is Calling, It Wants Its Markets Back

October 10, 2018October 10, 2018

“Harry, we had a setback.”

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Will Trump Label China A Currency Manipulator Next Week? Let’s Discuss…

October 10, 2018October 10, 2018

“…the U.S. should be allowed to recapture what was lost.”

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Who’s In The Mood For A Good, Old-Fashioned Momentum, Tech Rout?

October 10, 2018

More cowbell.

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Stock-Bond Correlation Breaks, Presaging Locust Plague, Pestilence, Famine

October 10, 2018

Posthumous equine abuse.

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Video Shows Saudi ‘Assassination Squad’ Sent For Khashoggi, Trump Says ‘I Know Nothing’

October 10, 2018October 19, 2018

“It’s clear he did not exit.”

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