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Albert Edwards Explains ‘Batsh-t’ Precious Metals Rally

October 8, 2025October 8, 2025

“Batshit crazy.” That’s me. Ask around. Somebody, somewhere will emphatically attest. But in 2025 I’m

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Gold’s Moment

October 8, 2025October 9, 2025

Gold’s having a moment. Spot prices cleared $4,000 on Wednesday, green-lighting another round of mostly

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Margin For Error

October 7, 2025October 8, 2025

I guess I have to mention Oracle. Right? I mean, you can’t harp on potential

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Schrödinger’s Equities Vol

October 7, 2025October 8, 2025

What do you get when you combine moribund trailing realized vol with recently firmer implied

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17,000

October 7, 2025October 8, 2025

The US jobs report came out. Did you hear? Ok, not really, but the good

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Justifiable Propaganda

October 7, 2025October 8, 2025

I’m hittin’ the “bubble” theme pretty hard lately. Some of you are probably tired of

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14 Comments on Justifiable Propaganda

The General State Of Things

October 6, 2025October 7, 2025

It’s not all about AI. The equity rally, I mean. But there’s a self-fulfilling prophecy

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Chip Chasin’

October 6, 2025October 7, 2025

They’re chasin’ it. The rally, I mean. If that sounds like a familiar opener (“Do

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Hype Machine Volume: 11

October 6, 2025October 7, 2025

OpenAI. Ever heard of it? The funny thing is, most people hadn’t until not so

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Gold, Bitcoin And Breaching The Laugh Threshold

October 6, 2025October 7, 2025

We might’ve (b)reached the “laugh threshold.” During the pandemic, I was a staunch defender of

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Expeditionary Force

October 5, 2025October 6, 2025

Is that legal? If so, how? Those two questions come up a lot these days

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Remember Nvidia?

October 5, 2025October 6, 2025

In an October 4 piece for Bloomberg, Seth Fiegerman and Carmen Reinicke wrote, of the

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Troops In The Streets, Layoffs In The Capital

October 5, 2025October 6, 2025

This week’s US data docket would be light even if government reports weren’t suspended for

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Weekly: Perfect Storm, Imperfect Union Revisited

October 4, 2025October 6, 2025

In December of 2023, I published a piece called “Perfect Storm, Imperfect Union.” Technically, it

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Why The Stock Bubble Might Not Pop. Yet.

October 3, 2025October 5, 2025

Why do cycles die? There are a lot of possible (plausible) answers, but one of

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Wall Street Versus Main Street: It’s Complicated

October 3, 2025October 3, 2025

True or false: The stock market = the economy. True or false: Wall Street =

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Trump Will Bring Peace To Mideast By Sunday. With Violence If Necessary

October 3, 2025October 5, 2025

Donald Trump’s going to bring peace to the Middle East even if he has to

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Damn You, Stagflation!

October 3, 2025October 4, 2025

It’s a miss. Wait, I have to snap everyone out of their equity melt-up stupor,

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How The Stock Melt-Up Dies. Or Not.

October 3, 2025October 5, 2025

I suppose it’s just as well we’re not getting a US jobs report on Friday.

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The Leader We Deserve

October 2, 2025October 3, 2025

Remember when Donald Trump didn’t have anything to do with Project 2025, let alone any

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Gang Aft Agley

October 2, 2025October 3, 2025

Hiring. US private sector employers aren’t. Or at least not according to this week’s ADP

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‘By Far The Largest On Record’ (Bubble Tickets)

October 2, 2025October 3, 2025

They’re grabbing for upside. Or buying lottery tickets. Or they’re just keen to ride a

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US Jobless Rate Biased Higher In September, New Fed Model Shows

October 2, 2025October 3, 2025

The unemployment rate in the US probably stuck at 4.3% last month, but it “wants”

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Lights Out

October 1, 2025October 2, 2025

Late Tuesday evening, with the US government shutdown clock ticking down under four hours, Donald

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SCOTUS Draws A Line At The Fed. For Now.

October 1, 2025October 2, 2025

What’s that I perceive, glimmering faintly in the smoldering ashes of a republic we couldn’t

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‘Tariffs Are Killing Us’: Trade Taxes Prolong US Factory Recession

October 1, 2025October 2, 2025

Could’ve been worse. But it was still pretty bad. That’s my take on Wednesday’s ISM

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Ruh-Roh! Hammer Falls On US Labor Market

October 1, 2025October 2, 2025

Ruh-roh! The US private sector lost 32,000 jobs on net in September, according to the

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