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Can De-Globalization Be Good For Corporate Profits?

September 30, 2025

Maybe globalization wasn’t such a great idea after all. That’s been the rallying cry for

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Is The S&P ‘The New Risk-Free Rate’?

September 30, 2025October 1, 2025

This time’s different. (Narrator: It’s not.) A couple of days ago, someone sent me a

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Now Hiring?

September 30, 2025October 1, 2025

The good news is, job openings across the world’s largest economy stabilized after falling for

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Gilded Age? Sure. ‘Golden Age’? Nah.

September 30, 2025October 1, 2025

American households’ view on Donald Trump’s economy deteriorated “sharply” in September, Tuesday’s update on consumer

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US Homeowners Suffer Third Straight Inflation-Adjusted Loss

September 30, 2025October 1, 2025

If you’re a struggling renter locked out of the American dream, you can take some

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Beware The Froth

September 29, 2025September 30, 2025

Are you sharp-eyed when it comes to signs of market froth? Do you wake up

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Recovery Pending…

September 29, 2025September 30, 2025

“How about those rates, huh?!” Wrote scores of desperate buyer’s agents in emoji-riddled emails blasted

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This Is Almost Surely A Bubble…

September 29, 2025September 30, 2025

The f-cked up thing about asset bubbles is that although it’s easy enough to detect

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Doomscroll

September 29, 2025September 29, 2025

A day off   I found out Osama bin Laden was dead the same way

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It’s Jobs Week In America. Shutdown Depending.

September 28, 2025September 30, 2025

It’s supposed to be jobs week in America, but like everything else in the country

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Weekly: Don’t Be A Hero

September 27, 2025September 29, 2025

Before anyone accuses me of catastrophizing the situation, consider how awkwardly politicized the most routine

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Dollar Rebound Seen As Nascent Risk To Asset Bubbles

September 26, 2025September 29, 2025

Do we really need those Fed cuts after all? That was the question for traders

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‘Extreme 25s’ For The New ‘Roarin’ 20s’

September 26, 2025September 29, 2025

Earlier this month, Vanguard sent me a helpful email reminder: “We noticed you’re holding cash

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Goldilocks. Or Something

September 26, 2025September 28, 2025

Goldilocks! You gotta love it. Or love her, I guess. This week’s marquee US macro

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Russian Vodka, Poisoned By Chernobyl!

September 25, 2025September 27, 2025

I remember precisely where I was and approximately what I was doing on November 24,

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Just Buy New, It’s Cheaper…

September 25, 2025September 26, 2025

The bad news is, the pace of contract closings for “used” homes in America was

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Huge GDP Revisions Make Mockery Of Fed Rate Cuts

September 25, 2025September 26, 2025

Revised data can be trusted as long as it’s favorable, right? Asking for market participants,

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Job Losses? Where?

September 25, 2025September 26, 2025

US jobless claims. Occasionally, they spike. When they do, everybody “flips out, man.” (Shades of

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Kindling Present: No Matches Allowed

September 24, 2025September 24, 2025

Trivia time: How many daily SPX moves of +/- 1% have we seen since the

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‘The Needle Was Threaded’

September 24, 2025September 25, 2025

Say it with me: Financial conditions are easy. Now say it again. And again. Because

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Alibaba’s 50% Rally Evokes Dangerous Phase Of Tech Hype Cycles

September 24, 2025September 25, 2025

I’ll say it. I don’t care: The AI hype machine’s starting to look a lot

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New Home Sales Surge Amid Builder Incentives, But Average Price Soars

September 24, 2025September 25, 2025

Put pervasive builder incentives and a meaningful decline in mortgage rates together in a cauldron

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US Housing Sees ‘Strongest Buyer’s Market On Record.’ With A Caveat…

September 24, 2025September 25, 2025

This time last year, home financing costs in the US bottomed around 6.15%. Over the

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Why ‘You Cannot Take Your Hedges Off Now’

September 23, 2025September 23, 2025

Grinding, low-vol melt-ups are painful when you’re hedged for downside. And the summer just ended

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Some See Dot-Com Ghost In OpenAI-Nvidia Deal

September 23, 2025September 24, 2025

Every week, there’s another AI capex boom story. Usually two or three. In the eyes

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Gold Rush 2025

September 23, 2025September 24, 2025

Gold. It’s had a helluva run. Croesus was really onto something. Typically, you have to

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US Economy Has Best Quarter Of 2025, PMIs Suggest

September 23, 2025September 24, 2025

Q3 was “the best quarter so far this year for US businesses.” That’s according to

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