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White House Folds, Will Hand Whistle-Blower Complaint Over To Congress: Report

September 24, 2019September 28, 2019

As Trump would say, “the ratings will be tremendous”.

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‘What Do We Have, A Republic Or A Monarchy?’: Pelosi Announces Impeachment Inquiry Into Trump

September 24, 2019September 28, 2019

And so it begins.

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‘Downside Accelerants’ And Politics In Focus As US Stocks Stumble

September 24, 2019September 24, 2019

Impeachment bluster and aggressive trade banter make for a bitter pill.

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Nancy Pelosi To Announce Formal Impeachment Inquiry As Trump Rushes To Release Ukraine Transcript

September 24, 2019September 28, 2019

And so it begins – for real, this time.

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Trump’s UN Broadside Against China Risks Derailing Fragile Negotiations – Again

September 24, 2019September 24, 2019

“Two decades later, this theory has been tested and proven completely wrong”.

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Trump Calms UN Tensions By Calling Iran A ‘Fanatical Threat To Peace-Loving Nations’ Everywhere

September 24, 2019

This should help.

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Trump’s Anti-Globalist, ‘National Renewal’ Screed At UN Was Disturbing, If Predictable

September 24, 2019September 24, 2019

“The truth is plain to see”.

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Trump Details Vast Social Media, Academic Conspiracy Against American ‘Values’ At UN

September 24, 2019September 24, 2019

“Social media platforms are acquiring immense power”.

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‘There Should Be No Billionaires’: Here Is The Bernie Sanders ‘Extreme Wealth Tax’ Plan

September 24, 2019September 24, 2019

“In order to reduce the outrageous level of inequality that exists in America today and to rebuild the disappearing middle class”…

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‘We’re Gonna Need A Bigger Boat’: First Of Three Term Repos Two Times Oversubscribed

September 24, 2019

Cue the “Jaws” jokes.

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Erdogan May Get His F-35s After All, As Turkish Media Says US Offers New Trade Package

September 24, 2019September 24, 2019

Erdogan always finds a way.

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Saudi Aramco IPO ‘Unlikely’ This Year, As Attacks Derail Plans: Sources

September 24, 2019

But who knows, anything is possible…

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China Is Buying Soybeans Again, Providing More False Hope To Trump’s ‘Great Patriot Farmers’

September 24, 2019

Stringing people along, as is custom.

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Boris Johnson Dealt Grievous Blow As UK Supreme Court Rules Parliament Suspension ‘Unlawful, Void And Of No Effect’

September 24, 2019September 24, 2019

“t is impossible for us to conclude on the evidence… that there was any reason – let alone a good reason”.

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All Of This Summer’s Big Daily Stock Moves Had One Thing In Common…

September 23, 2019

“Price movements over this summer once again clearly emphasized the spot/gamma/realized vol dynamics”.

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‘Why, Just Out Of Curiosity?’: Watch Trump Ask Mnuchin To Explain Canceling China’s Farm Visits

September 23, 2019September 23, 2019

All you can do is shake your head. 

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Trump Put Hold On Ukraine Aid Days Before Call With Zelensky; Congress Gives Pompeo Thursday Deadline For Documents

September 23, 2019September 28, 2019

“You’re crooked as hell”.

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Bullard Talks Up Standing Repo Facility To Fix Funding Squeeze, Says Negative Rates Are Unhealthy

September 23, 2019September 23, 2019

“You probably would not have to use it most of the time”.

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Trio Of Economists Say Trump’s Twitter Account ‘Poses Significant Threat To Central Bank Independence’

September 23, 2019

This is “strong evidence”.

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Rudy Giuliani To Bartiromo: ‘Can’t Say 100%’ That Trump Didn’t Threaten Ukraine Aid In Biden Call

September 23, 2019September 28, 2019

This was a disastrous performance.

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The US Economy Is Good, Bad And Ugly

September 23, 2019November 21, 2021

The US economy has peaked and nonfarm payroll growth is set to slide, says possibly spurious conjecture.

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‘Markets Were Not Effectively Distributing Liquidity’: John Williams ‘Explains’ Repo Chaos, Paves Way For QE-Lite

September 23, 2019

“This episode reminds us all of the importance of having well- functioning markets”.

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Another Growth Scare? From France To South Korea To Down Under, Fresh Data Paints Dour Picture

September 23, 2019September 23, 2019

We’re not out of the dark woods yet.

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Nomura’s McElligott Talks ‘Unshackled’ US Equities Amid ‘QE-Lite’ Anticipation

September 23, 2019September 23, 2019

Mind the post-crisis “muscle memory” for the majority of equities investors.

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‘Simply Awful’ German Factory Slump Spills Over, As Economy Careens Towards Recession

September 23, 2019September 23, 2019

“All the uncertainty is paralyzing order books”.

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Trump Not Yet Facing Enough Political Pressure To Strike Trade Deal With China, Goldman Says

September 22, 2019September 23, 2019

The trade war is unpopular, but…

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‘It’s Troubling When The Unthinkable Becomes Routine’: BIS Warns Monetary Policy ‘Needs A Helping Hand’

September 22, 2019

“Markets oscillated. Trade tensions pushed them down; monetary policy propelled them up.”

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