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Calls For Removal Of Bill Barr Hit Fever Pitch After Insane Federalist Society Speech

November 16, 2019November 17, 2019

Barr went further on Friday. He compared progressives to a “dangerous”, “occupying military power”.

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PBoC Says Environment Is ‘Complex’. Fortunately, China Can ‘Properly Handle’ The Situation

November 16, 2019November 17, 2019

“Some businesses are faced with operating difficulties”.

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‘Zelensky Loves Your Ass. He’s Gonna Do It’: Taylor Aide David Holmes Delivers Body Blow In Impeachment Probe

November 15, 2019November 17, 2019

“Big stuff”.

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S&P’s Best Run In Two Years Takes Goldman’s Momentum Indicator To All-Time High

November 15, 2019November 17, 2019

All’s well that ends with more records.

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Dear Peasantry: Give Trump Back The House And He’ll Give You ‘Very Major Middle Income Tax Cut’

November 15, 2019

“That’ll be subject to taking over the House”.

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez To Introduce Bill Hiking Top Tax Rate To 59% – Cue Total Freakout

November 15, 2019November 17, 2019

The amount the plan would raise in revenue: More than $2 trillion over ten years, Schakowsky claims. 

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Read Elizabeth Warren’s New ‘Gradual Implementation’ Plan For Medicare For All

November 15, 2019November 15, 2019

Now there’s a timeframe for “adjustment”.

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‘Extraordinarily Poor Judgment’: Trump’s Real-Time Witness Intimidation Of Yovanovitch Goes Down Like Lead Balloon

November 15, 2019November 15, 2019

“Well, it’s very intimidating”.

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Marie Yovanovitch In Opening Statement: ‘Shady Interests The World Over Learned How Little It Takes To Remove A US Ambassador’

November 15, 2019

“This will soon cause real harm, if it hasn’t already”.

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‘This Will Determine Our Future’: Watch Ray Dalio Talk Possible ‘Capital War’ Between US, China

November 15, 2019November 15, 2019

“I don’t like the word ‘war’ – rather than ‘negotiations'”.

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Trump Praises Smokin’ Hot Ukrainian Women In Pointless ‘Memorandum’ Of First Zelensky Call

November 15, 2019November 15, 2019

“When I owned Miss Universe, they always had great people”.

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MAGA Manufacturing Renaissance Stuck In Neutral, As ‘Sluggish’ Empire Gauge Meanders To A Miss

November 15, 2019

Optimism is “restrained”. 

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Headline Retail Sales Rebound From September Slide, But Ex-Autos Print Falls Short

November 15, 2019

Offsetting, perhaps.

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‘A Very Severe Blow’: Hong Kong Careens Towards First Annual Recession Since Crisis

November 15, 2019November 15, 2019

You can’t paper over anarchy with fiscal measures. 

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China’s ‘Surprise’ Friday Liquidity Injection Draws Yawns As Bazooka Seen Holstered

November 15, 2019November 15, 2019

No urgency – yet.

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Trump Takes Tax Fight To Supreme Court

November 14, 2019November 15, 2019

Perhaps the real question in all of this…

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‘This Isn’t Whatever-It-Takes’: Analyst Who Called Funding Squeeze Not Blown Away By Fed’s Longer-Term Repos

November 14, 2019November 14, 2019

“We’re prepared to continue to learn and adjust”.

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Even In A ‘Mild-Recession Scenario’, Buybacks Will Provide Plunge Protection For The S&P

November 14, 2019November 14, 2019

“Still double the long-term average”.

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2nd US Official Heard Key Trump-Sondland Call; Pelosi Says Trump Makes Nixon Look Good

November 14, 2019

“I know nothing about that”.

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After The (Duration) Purge…

November 14, 2019November 23, 2019

Cue a backtest.

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Erdogan, Lindsey Graham Got Into ‘Heated’ Argument In Oval Office Over iPad Video

November 14, 2019November 14, 2019

“Well, do you want me to go get the Kurds to make one about you?”

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Hong Kong Shares On Brink Of Bloodbath As ‘Fake’ Curfew News Adds To Angst In Horrible Week

November 14, 2019November 14, 2019

Chaos reigns.

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Germany Just Dodged A Recession. And That Means You Can Kiss Your Fiscal Stimulus Hopes Goodbye

November 14, 2019November 14, 2019

The “black zero” fiscal policy is likely to hold.

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China’s October Activity Data Misses Across The Board, While Japan’s Economy Decelerates Sharply

November 13, 2019

More uninspiring (and unwelcome) data to undermine the optimism.

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Is The Min Vol Bubble Bursting?

November 13, 2019November 23, 2019

It’s now just a matter whether the bubble merely deflates, or actually bursts in earnest.

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Only ‘Friendly’ Questions Were Allowed At Trump, Erdogan Press Conference

November 13, 2019November 13, 2019

“I hear it’s a joke”.

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US-China Trade Talks Hit Pothole Over Purportedly ‘Easy’ Farm Purchases

November 13, 2019November 13, 2019

Everyone knew it was coming…

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