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‘A Very Severe Blow’: Hong Kong Careens Towards First Annual Recession Since Crisis

November 15, 2019November 15, 2019

You can’t paper over anarchy with fiscal measures. 

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China’s ‘Surprise’ Friday Liquidity Injection Draws Yawns As Bazooka Seen Holstered

November 15, 2019November 15, 2019

No urgency – yet.

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Trump Takes Tax Fight To Supreme Court

November 14, 2019November 15, 2019

Perhaps the real question in all of this…

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‘This Isn’t Whatever-It-Takes’: Analyst Who Called Funding Squeeze Not Blown Away By Fed’s Longer-Term Repos

November 14, 2019November 14, 2019

“We’re prepared to continue to learn and adjust”.

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Even In A ‘Mild-Recession Scenario’, Buybacks Will Provide Plunge Protection For The S&P

November 14, 2019November 14, 2019

“Still double the long-term average”.

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2nd US Official Heard Key Trump-Sondland Call; Pelosi Says Trump Makes Nixon Look Good

November 14, 2019

“I know nothing about that”.

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After The (Duration) Purge…

November 14, 2019November 23, 2019

Cue a backtest.

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Erdogan, Lindsey Graham Got Into ‘Heated’ Argument In Oval Office Over iPad Video

November 14, 2019November 14, 2019

“Well, do you want me to go get the Kurds to make one about you?”

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Hong Kong Shares On Brink Of Bloodbath As ‘Fake’ Curfew News Adds To Angst In Horrible Week

November 14, 2019November 14, 2019

Chaos reigns.

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Germany Just Dodged A Recession. And That Means You Can Kiss Your Fiscal Stimulus Hopes Goodbye

November 14, 2019November 14, 2019

The “black zero” fiscal policy is likely to hold.

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China’s October Activity Data Misses Across The Board, While Japan’s Economy Decelerates Sharply

November 13, 2019

More uninspiring (and unwelcome) data to undermine the optimism.

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Is The Min Vol Bubble Bursting?

November 13, 2019November 23, 2019

It’s now just a matter whether the bubble merely deflates, or actually bursts in earnest.

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Only ‘Friendly’ Questions Were Allowed At Trump, Erdogan Press Conference

November 13, 2019November 13, 2019

“I hear it’s a joke”.

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US-China Trade Talks Hit Pothole Over Purportedly ‘Easy’ Farm Purchases

November 13, 2019November 13, 2019

Everyone knew it was coming…

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Bill Taylor Reveals New Information In First Day Of Public Impeachment Hearings

November 13, 2019

“President Trump cares more about the investigations of Biden”.

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Jay Powell, Treasonous ‘Bonehead’, Calls Trump’s Negative Rates Idea ‘Certainly Not Appropriate’

November 13, 2019November 13, 2019

Oh well!

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$574 Billion In AUM Pretty Sure Stocks Will Outperform Everything In 2020

November 13, 2019

That FOMO feeling again.

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Nomura’s McElligott: ‘Now Comes The Hard Part’

November 13, 2019November 23, 2019

“The easy money has been made”.

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Jerome Powell Takes A ‘First, Do No Harm’ Approach In Prepared Remarks To Congress

November 13, 2019November 13, 2019

Careful! Don’t break anything.

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Mixed CPI Report Leaves Powell With Blank Canvas In Congressional Hearings

November 13, 2019November 13, 2019

That could be good or bad.

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‘Sudden Selloff’ Not Likely, But ‘Hedging Is Still Timely’, Goldman Says

November 13, 2019November 13, 2019

“Monitoring conditions”…

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Of Kiwis And Protesters

November 13, 2019November 13, 2019

A “most critical juncture”.

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Trump Wants To Fire Intel Inspector General For Doing Too Much Inspector Generalling

November 12, 2019

“To think, I signed the Whistleblower Protection Act!”

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Trump Has Larry Kudlow Working On Plan To Cut ‘Middle Class’ Tax Rate To 15%: Report

November 12, 2019November 13, 2019

A “simple tax message” he can campaign on. 

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Trump Administration Threatens To Veto WTO Budget, In Potentially Serious Escalation

November 12, 2019

According to people present at a regular meeting of the organization’s budget committee…

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‘Gimmie Some Of That’: Trump Says ‘Smart People’ Clap For Negative Interest Rates

November 12, 2019November 12, 2019

“I want some of that money”.

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Jay Powell’s ‘Good Place’ Monetary Policy Sets Up Election Year Clash With White House

November 12, 2019

“Others are running circles around them and laughing all the way to the bank”.

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