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‘Donnie, I Got Sent For’. Jerome Powell Had A Little Chat With Trump On Monday Morning

November 18, 2019November 18, 2019

“You don’t wanna go? I’ll turn around.”

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State Department Knew In May Zelensky Felt Pressure To Investigate Biden, Contradicting Crucial GOP Talking Point

November 18, 2019November 18, 2019

Somewhere, there are written records of this.

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‘It’s Not Clear What Trump’s Standing Will Be In A Few Months’: China Now Seen Waiting Out Impeachment Inquiry

November 18, 2019November 18, 2019

Have (stable) genius, will travel.

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‘This Would Very Likely Mark The End Of The Expansion’: Some Trouble With The Curve

November 18, 2019

The read-through for corporate profits is clear – and somewhat dour.

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Not ‘Perfect’: 70% Of Americans Say Trump’s Actions In Ukraine Debacle Were ‘Wrong’

November 18, 2019

It’s not all bad news for Trump, though.

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‘It’s Taking A Toll’: WTO Says Merchandise Volume Flatlines While Singapore Exports Plunge 8th Consecutive Month

November 18, 2019November 18, 2019

“Insidious”.

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China Cuts 7-Day Repo Rate For First Time Since 2015

November 17, 2019November 17, 2019

More dribs and drabs.

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It’s ‘Wait-And-See Mode’ For Ebullient Markets As New Week Dawns

November 17, 2019November 18, 2019

There’s plenty of optimism, but when it comes to trade, market participants are understandably jaded.

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Awestruck Investors Smitten With ‘Incredible’ Market Tranquility

November 17, 2019November 17, 2019

It’s the flip-side of the overwrought, hair-on-fire rhetoric that accompanies selloffs.

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Release The Kraken! Saudis Won’t Get $2 Trillion Valuation, But Aramco May Still Break Alibaba IPO Record

November 17, 2019November 17, 2019

It will be the biggest public company by a country mile.

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Tim Morrison Transcript Reveals Previously Unreported Trump-Bolton Meeting

November 17, 2019November 17, 2019

And other highlights from a busy weekend for the impeachment probe.

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Pete Buttigieg Storms To Commanding Lead In Iowa With Remarkable 16-Point Surge

November 16, 2019November 17, 2019

Buttigieg called the results “extremely encouraging”.

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What To Know About The Iran Protests

November 16, 2019November 17, 2019

“Rioters”.

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Bonds At The Crossroads…

November 16, 2019November 17, 2019

Where to now?

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Calls For Removal Of Bill Barr Hit Fever Pitch After Insane Federalist Society Speech

November 16, 2019November 17, 2019

Barr went further on Friday. He compared progressives to a “dangerous”, “occupying military power”.

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PBoC Says Environment Is ‘Complex’. Fortunately, China Can ‘Properly Handle’ The Situation

November 16, 2019November 17, 2019

“Some businesses are faced with operating difficulties”.

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‘Zelensky Loves Your Ass. He’s Gonna Do It’: Taylor Aide David Holmes Delivers Body Blow In Impeachment Probe

November 15, 2019November 17, 2019

“Big stuff”.

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S&P’s Best Run In Two Years Takes Goldman’s Momentum Indicator To All-Time High

November 15, 2019November 17, 2019

All’s well that ends with more records.

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Dear Peasantry: Give Trump Back The House And He’ll Give You ‘Very Major Middle Income Tax Cut’

November 15, 2019

“That’ll be subject to taking over the House”.

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez To Introduce Bill Hiking Top Tax Rate To 59% – Cue Total Freakout

November 15, 2019November 17, 2019

The amount the plan would raise in revenue: More than $2 trillion over ten years, Schakowsky claims. 

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Read Elizabeth Warren’s New ‘Gradual Implementation’ Plan For Medicare For All

November 15, 2019November 15, 2019

Now there’s a timeframe for “adjustment”.

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‘Extraordinarily Poor Judgment’: Trump’s Real-Time Witness Intimidation Of Yovanovitch Goes Down Like Lead Balloon

November 15, 2019November 15, 2019

“Well, it’s very intimidating”.

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Marie Yovanovitch In Opening Statement: ‘Shady Interests The World Over Learned How Little It Takes To Remove A US Ambassador’

November 15, 2019

“This will soon cause real harm, if it hasn’t already”.

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‘This Will Determine Our Future’: Watch Ray Dalio Talk Possible ‘Capital War’ Between US, China

November 15, 2019November 15, 2019

“I don’t like the word ‘war’ – rather than ‘negotiations'”.

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Trump Praises Smokin’ Hot Ukrainian Women In Pointless ‘Memorandum’ Of First Zelensky Call

November 15, 2019November 15, 2019

“When I owned Miss Universe, they always had great people”.

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MAGA Manufacturing Renaissance Stuck In Neutral, As ‘Sluggish’ Empire Gauge Meanders To A Miss

November 15, 2019

Optimism is “restrained”. 

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Headline Retail Sales Rebound From September Slide, But Ex-Autos Print Falls Short

November 15, 2019

Offsetting, perhaps.

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