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Trump Now Proud Owner Of Second-Worst November Chicago PMI Print In 17 Years

November 27, 2019November 27, 2019

Congrats!

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As NATO Faces Irrelevance, Trump Blamed In Brussels For Stoking Existential Crisis In Europe

November 27, 2019

“For the first time in history, there is an American president who is openly against a united Europe”.

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MAGA Economy Is Healthier Than We Thought. Kinda, Sorta, Maybe.

November 27, 2019November 27, 2019

Curb your enthusiasm (assuming you were enthusiastic).

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Trump Risks Brutal Market Letdown With Trade Brinksmanship

November 27, 2019November 27, 2019

“We have traded up on such optimism before, only to then be let down”.

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PPI Deflation Bites In China, As Industrial Profits Sink Most On Record

November 26, 2019November 27, 2020

Entrenched PPI deflation took a toll on profits for industrial enterprises in China last month,

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Why One Bank ‘Remains Resolutely Pessimistic’ About 2020

November 26, 2019November 27, 2019

If they’re right, they will look like geniuses.

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Donald Trump Is Cordially Invited To Attend First Public Impeachment Hearing Next Week

November 26, 2019November 26, 2019

Meanwhile, the president pardoned the Thanksgiving turkey.

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Barclays: ‘Our Mini-Bubble Melt-Up Scenario’ Appears To Be Materializing

November 26, 2019

Thank the “easy soft patch”.

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Stocks Better Be Right About The Macro. Otherwise, It’s Wile E. Coyote Time

November 26, 2019October 18, 2021

“Beep, beep”.

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Nomura’s McElligott Explains The ‘Perfect Virtuous Feedback Loop’ As Gamma Gravity Pins Equities

November 26, 2019November 26, 2019

“Intraday movement is squelched”.

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Kellyanne Conway Accidentally Throws Cold Water On Trade Deal With Errant Fox & Friends Remarks

November 26, 2019November 26, 2019

“He could have had a deal in May”.

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Hong Kong Exports Have Now Declined For A Dozen Straight Months. Trump Blamed

November 26, 2019

Make global financial hubs miserable again!

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Traders Menaced By December Tariff Deadline Forced To Ponder Phone Calls, Obstinate Powell

November 26, 2019November 26, 2019

“Relevant issues”.

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Trump White House Suffers Serious Legal Setback As Judge Says Don McGahn Must Testify

November 25, 2019November 26, 2019

“DOJ promotes a conception of separation-of-powers principles that gets these constitutional commands exactly backwards”.

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Trump, Mnuchin, Barr May Have Iced Halkbank Case At Behest Of Erdogan

November 25, 2019November 25, 2019

The Halkbank case seemingly went cold for five whole months…

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Hunting For Free Money In Europe’s ‘Cosmopolitan’ Bond Market

November 25, 2019November 25, 2019

More tales from “this topsy-turvy world”.

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Goldman: S&P 500 May Fall 16% If Democrats Sweep 2020 Election

November 25, 2019November 25, 2019

Relax – the base case is that the bull market continues.

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First ‘Ultra-Long’ Term Repo Covering Year-End Is Twice Oversubscribed (Cue Alarmists)

November 25, 2019November 25, 2019

Here’s some nuance, for those interested.

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Rick Perry: God Hates Humanity So Much, He Chose Donald Trump To ‘Rule Over Us’

November 25, 2019November 25, 2019

“You understand God’s plan for the people who rule and judge over us on this planet”.

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Behold, Appeasement! Turkey ‘Turns On’ Russian Missile Systems, Lindsey Graham Blocked Armenian Genocide Bill On Trump’s Orders

November 25, 2019

“I said sure”.

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All Smiles For Risk Assets In New Week – So Far

November 25, 2019November 25, 2019

A lack of violent protests and some conciliatory language around IP theft is all it takes to keep the good vibes — err — good.

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Hong Kong Is Center Of Geopolitical Universe As Hang Seng Turns 50

November 24, 2019November 25, 2019

“Their evil hope is that Hong Kong will go down in chaos”.

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Goldman Sees ‘A Tale Of Two Dollars’ In 2020

November 24, 2019November 24, 2019

Elegance in simplicity.

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‘The Mafia Couldn’t Kill Me’: Rudy Giuliani Is The Loose End To End All Loose Ends

November 24, 2019November 24, 2019

A Christmas Carol.

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In Bid To Pacify White House, China Releases Sweeping Intellectual Property Decree

November 24, 2019November 24, 2019

Olive branch?

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A Subtle Reminder About Republicans, Democrats, The S&P 500 And Deficits

November 23, 2019November 24, 2019

Is it really a Democrat market participants should fear?

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‘2018’s Experiment Failed Monumentally’: Detox Is Hard

November 23, 2019November 24, 2019

You can kill the patient if you’re not careful. 

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