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Forget The Trade War, Mideast Shooting War Grabs The Wheel For Oil Prices

January 6, 2020January 6, 2020

Oh, what a difference a week makes.

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Zeinab Soleimani Promises ‘Dark Days’ For American Troops During Breathtakingly Large Funeral In Tehran

January 6, 2020January 8, 2020

“Don’t think that everything is over”.

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All That Glitters: Mideast Tumult Pushes Gold Near 7-Year Highs

January 6, 2020January 6, 2020

“Bling, bling”.

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Trump Doubles Down On War Crimes Threat, Says Not Leaving Iraq Unless Country Pays Him ‘Billions Of Dollars’

January 5, 2020January 6, 2020

“It doesn’t work that way”.

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‘Time Is Not Infinite’: Draghi, Yellen Hope Japanification Isn’t Coming For Europe, US

January 5, 2020January 5, 2020

It’s not a “foregone conclusion”. Or is it?

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Complete Debacle: Iran Totally Scraps Nuclear Deal, US-Led Coalition Suspends Anti-ISIS Operations In Iraq

January 5, 2020January 8, 2020

This is a complete and utter disaster.

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Moral High Ground? As Pompeo Defends Trump War Crime Threats, De Facto Ban On Zeinab Soleimani Interview Raises Important Questions

January 5, 2020January 5, 2020

“As you know, the Geneva Conventions outlaw attacks on cultural objects”…

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Iraqi Parliament Votes To Expel US Troops Following Drone Assassinations

January 5, 2020January 5, 2020

“Invitation” revoked, apparently.

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‘A Terrorist In A Suit’: Trump Threat To Bomb Shia Cultural Sites Goes Down Like Lead Balloon

January 5, 2020January 5, 2020

“…in politics, all developments and threats are linked to each other”.

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Trump Has Pushed The World To The Brink. Not Even He Knows What Comes Next

January 4, 2020January 5, 2020

How sustainable is this?

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‘Expect A Pullback’ And More From One Bank’s Top 2020 Predictions

January 4, 2020January 4, 2020

“Passive investment flows could contract for a quarter as investors realize that these funds could lose money”.

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‘The Evidence Is Razor Thin’: Pulitzer Prize Finalist Rukmini Callimachi Reveals New Information On Soleimani Assassination

January 4, 2020January 4, 2020

“Hard to decouple his killing from the impeachment saga.”

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Amid The Melt-Up, Never Mind The ISM’s Flagrant Heresy

January 4, 2020January 4, 2020

“Awesome…except for the economy, profits and valuations”.

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As Tens Of Thousands March In Soleimani Funeral, New Details Emerge On Plan To Target US Troops

January 4, 2020January 4, 2020

“…from there to Tehran and his hometown Kerman in the southeast for burial on Tuesday”.

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The Day The Earth Stood Still: In Death, Qassem Soleimani Halts Global Market Rally

January 3, 2020January 4, 2020

“This far eclipses the deaths of bin Laden or Baghdadi”.

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Fed Minutes Show Rates On Hold, Repo Discussion Front And Center

January 3, 2020January 3, 2020

Policy is “appropriate”. Unless there’s a world war.

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President ‘Stop Endless Wars’ To Deploy 3,000 Troops To Mideast To Fight Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani

January 3, 2020January 3, 2020

“The dispatching of extra troops reflects concern about potential Iranian retaliatory action”.

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ISM Manufacturing Posts Disastrous Miss For December In Blow To Reflation Narrative

January 3, 2020January 3, 2020

Lowest since 2009.

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Mike Pompeo’s Credibility Deficit Makes PR Effort Around Soleimani Assassination Hopeless

January 3, 2020January 3, 2020

“President Trump’s decision to remove Qassem Soleimani from the battlefield saved American lives”.

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‘Ahhhh, A Tail’: Nomura’s McElligott Delivers Quick Thoughts Following Geopolitical Earthquake

January 3, 2020

“Is this event enough of a macro catalyst to trigger a larger deleveraging”?

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World Reacts To Assassination Of Qassem Soleimani: ‘This Is The Worst-Case Scenario’

January 3, 2020January 3, 2020

“At times, adversary looked more like ally, however tenuous the relationship”.

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US Kills Qassem Soleimani In Historic Assassination

January 2, 2020January 3, 2020

It is impossible to overstate the significance of his demise.

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Amid Rip-Roaring Start To 2020, Did Small Caps Just Flash A Warning Signal?

January 2, 2020January 2, 2020

Oh, and speaking of that, 2020 kicked off with bull-flattening.

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Can China Keep Easing Without Irritating Donald Trump?

January 2, 2020January 2, 2020

Tug-of-wars are inherently unsustainable.

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‘Sentiment Is Too Darn High’: ‘Melt-Up’ Replaces ‘Recession’ As Clickbait Topic Du Jour

January 2, 2020

Define “barnburner”.

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Net Supply Of Safe-Haven Bonds Set For First Drop In 4 Years As CBs Fire Up Presses

January 2, 2020January 2, 2020

The supply shortage is making a comeback.

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Bernie Dusts Dems In Q4 Fundraising Race With $34.5 Million Haul

January 2, 2020January 2, 2020

Meanwhile, Trump has more than $100 million cash on-hand.

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