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Marko Kolanovic Predicted The Energy Crisis. Here’s What He Says Now

October 6, 2021October 18, 2021

JPMorgan’s Marko Kolanovic doesn’t obfuscate. One hallmark of Kolanovic’s missives is a penchant for stating

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Warning: Buying The Dip Just Failed

October 6, 2021October 7, 2021

“Meaningful setbacks.” That’s how BofA’s equity derivatives team described recent stumbles for US stocks, which

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Private Sector Hiring Robust In September: Magic 8-Ball

October 6, 2021October 9, 2021

US private sector employers added 568,000 jobs in September, ADP said Wednesday. That was considerably

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‘Just Ridiculous’: The Energy Crisis Realizes

October 6, 2021October 16, 2021

Markets remained jumpy Wednesday as higher yields and rapidly rising energy prices kept traders on

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Failed Leaders. Allegedly

October 5, 2021October 6, 2021

Right on cue, Elizabeth Warren assailed Jerome Powell again on Tuesday. Powell has “failed as

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Clean Up On Aisle Vol

October 5, 2021October 6, 2021

“Vol tends to collapse under its own weight,” Nomura’s Charlie McElligott wrote Tuesday, as US

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Services Sector Anecdotes Are Broken Record

October 5, 2021October 6, 2021

It’s the same story over and over again, I’m afraid. The world’s largest economy is

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Is A Fed Shakeup The Most Underappreciated Risk?

October 5, 2021October 18, 2021

Amid a veritable whirlwind of macro concerns and all manner of flashy Facebook headlines, the

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‘Quite The Perfect Storm’

October 5, 2021October 5, 2021

The angst was palpable Tuesday, even as markets somehow felt more resilient than they should

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Amid Selloff, Biden Reassures: ‘A Meteor Is Headed For Our Economy’

October 4, 2021October 5, 2021

“We have an energy crisis, supply chain issues, higher inflation, signs of weaker growth and

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Highly Combustible

October 4, 2021October 11, 2021

Well, it wasn’t terribly difficult to write the copy on Monday. OPEC, in its infinite

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Can Retail Dip-Buyers Rescue Stocks From Q4 Correction?

October 4, 2021October 5, 2021

Over the weekend, I trudged into the macro rough after a drive aimed at a

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If You’re Buying, Evergrande Is Selling

October 4, 2021October 5, 2021

The new week began with a smattering of stagflation headlines and news that Guangdong-based Hopson

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The Most Convoluted Macro Environment Ever

October 3, 2021October 11, 2021

You’ve probably heard it before, and you’ll doubtlessly hear it again: It’s the rapidity of

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Key Risks As Earnings Season Approaches

October 3, 2021October 4, 2021

I doubt seriously that anyone needs to have the risks enumerated for them again, but

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The Final Jobs Report Before The Taper

October 3, 2021October 8, 2021

September payrolls will get top billing in the US this week, while equities look to

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‘Think 2018’: Risk Of Q4 ‘Event’ Elevated Amid Macro Mess

October 2, 2021October 4, 2021

Earlier this year, when the retail “meme” mania was in full swing, I suggested the

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Clarida Picked An Interesting Time To Rebalance Portfolio

October 2, 2021October 3, 2021

Richard Clarida bought some stocks last year. Specifically, he shifted between $1 million and $5

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How Equities Can Rally After September’s Selloff

October 1, 2021October 3, 2021

At some point, it had to happen. After months spent watching paint dry, investors were

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Americans Adopt Dire View Of Own Financial Prospects

October 1, 2021October 3, 2021

Americans are the most pessimistic about their personal finances in more than a half-decade. That

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US Manufacturing Is A Long Way From Normal

October 1, 2021October 1, 2021

Factory activity in the world’s largest economy remained robust in September, top-tier data out Friday

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Dip-Buyers Hesitant As Crash Wipes 4% Off 97% Gain

October 1, 2021October 2, 2021

Stock funds saw inflows over the last week, but the data didn’t exactly scream enthusiasm.

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Transitory Inflation At 30-Year High For 3rd Straight Month

October 1, 2021October 5, 2021

Personal spending rose slightly more than expected in August, data out Friday showed. The 0.8%

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Pelosi Powerbroker Mystique Hits Progressive Brick Wall

October 1, 2021October 8, 2021

Dysfunction in Washington finally caught up to previously bulletproof US equities this week. Markets felt

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‘I’ve Never Been A Liberal’: Manchin’s Fiscal ‘Red Line’

September 30, 2021October 8, 2021

I certainly didn’t want to write about Joe Manchin twice in a single day, but

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Wheelbarrow Jokes

September 30, 2021October 3, 2021

It wouldn’t be too much of a stretch to suggest that headline writers and financial

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Jobless Claims Jump In Worst Streak Since Pandemic Onset

September 30, 2021October 3, 2021

362,000 Americans filed for unemployment benefits last week, more than expected. Economists were looking for

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