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I’ll Have The Theme Du Jour. With A Side Of Catchy

February 5, 2023February 5, 2023

“Immaculate disinflation” is the macro theme du jour. I suppose to employ it is to

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Herding Cats Around The ‘Immaculate Disinflation’

February 5, 2023February 15, 2023

Traders and investors will get a welcome reprieve from top-tier US economic data in the

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Popped Balloons

February 5, 2023February 6, 2023

“They successfully took it down and I want to compliment our aviators who did it.”

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A ‘Challenging’ Path Forward

February 4, 2023February 6, 2023

You wouldn’t know it to look at the outsized gains across benchmarks in 2023, but

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Exiles On Main Street

February 4, 2023September 14, 2023

“He lost his job during the pandemic and hasn’t tried to get a new one

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Credit Monitor: Too Much, Too Far, Too Fast?

February 4, 2023February 4, 2023

If you’re looking for evidence that the general tenor (readers will hopefully appreciate the pun)

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Brave New Markets

February 4, 2023February 4, 2023

Last year, Nomura’s Charlie McElligott suggested that every session had become its own self-contained narrative

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Goldman Says Scope For Additional Stock Gains ‘Limited’ After Rally

February 4, 2023February 6, 2023

Goldman is raising their near-term S&P target. Or perhaps it’s more apt to say they’re

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Funds Trapped In ‘Doom Loop’ Amid ‘Spot Up, Vol Up’ Trade

February 3, 2023February 5, 2023

Some unlucky folks on the buy-side might be trapped in a “doom loop” with little

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A Real Scorcher

February 3, 2023February 15, 2023

The US economy added more than half a million jobs in January, hotly anticipated government

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US Services Sector Activity Rebounds — With A Vengeance

February 3, 2023February 4, 2023

If the blockbuster jobs report that blindsided markets on Friday wasn’t enough to convince you

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‘Apocalypse Postponed’

February 3, 2023February 5, 2023

If you’re looking for “signs of greed,” BofA’s Michael Hartnett sees one. He probably sees

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Highs Before Valentine’s Day

February 3, 2023February 4, 2023

Nearly $50 billion flowed into global equity funds over the past four weeks, according to

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Food Prices Are Lower, So Where Are The Savings?

February 3, 2023February 4, 2023

A fixture of the US political news cycle during the developed world’s worst bout of

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AAA Letdown

February 2, 2023February 4, 2023

Amazon averted a worst-case sales scenario during the final three months of 2022, results released

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The Fed’s Latest ‘Credibility Crisis’

February 2, 2023February 4, 2023

Does the Fed have a credibility crisis? Before you answer, let me give you the

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Debt Ceiling: What If?

February 2, 2023February 4, 2023

Although it’s far too early for equity benchmarks to care about “trivial” matters like a

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Groundhog Day

February 2, 2023February 8, 2023

The first question Jerome Powell took during this week’s post-FOMC press conference related to the

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Labor Problems

February 2, 2023February 4, 2023

Another week, another rock-bottom read on US jobless claims. If you’re looking anxiously for signs

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Messy Bank Of England Decision Tips Pause After 10th Hike

February 2, 2023February 4, 2023

The Bank of England hiked rates for a tenth consecutive meeting on Thursday. The 50bps

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ECB Hikes, Pre-Announces Another Hike, Opens Door To Pause

February 2, 2023February 4, 2023

The ECB got right to the point on Thursday while hiking rates by another 50bps.

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Micromanaging Stocks Until Inflation Cools

February 2, 2023February 4, 2023

Although you wouldn’t know it to look at financial conditions or, relatedly, stocks, bonds and

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Easy Money

February 1, 2023February 4, 2023

Asked during Wednesday’s press conference whether easier financial conditions as a result of buoyant stock

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Talking Points

February 1, 2023February 4, 2023

“We have more work to do,” Jerome Powell declared Wednesday, following another rate hike from

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‘Ongoing’

February 1, 2023February 4, 2023

The Fed hiked rates by 25bps on Wednesday, as expected. The decision was unanimous. Contrary

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‘Bracing For Recession’

February 1, 2023February 4, 2023

Feel free to put your own spin on things, but from where I’m sitting, decelerating

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Job Openings Surge In Body Blow To US Soft Landing Hopes

February 1, 2023February 15, 2023

US job openings rose to more than 11 million on the final business day of

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