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Alphabet Impresses, Microsoft Does Enough In Tech Relief

April 25, 2024April 26, 2024

Tension was running high on Thursday afternoon in the US following a rough day for

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The ‘Dumb Money’ Just Turned Bearish

April 25, 2024April 25, 2024

When you lose the retail crowd… For 23 consecutive weeks, the spread between professed bulls

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Not Goldilocks: Core Inflation Overshoots In Mixed US GDP Report

April 25, 2024April 30, 2024

The US economic expansion slowed meaningfully over the first three months of 2024, data released

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Super Hot ‘Supercore’ Torches 2024 Rate Cut Odds

April 25, 2024April 26, 2024

About those rate cuts. They aren’t coming. Not from the Fed. Not soon. The advance

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Zuckerberg, Meta Suffer Stock Wipeout

April 25, 2024April 26, 2024

Mark Zuckerberg will spend a lot of money. On AI. And on the metaverse. And

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Meta Spooks Investors With Spending Plans, Cost Outlook

April 24, 2024April 25, 2024

The bar for Meta was quite high headed into the company’s Q1 results on Wednesday

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Escalations And Worst-Case Scenarios

April 24, 2024April 24, 2024

Earlier this week, I trudged through familiar territory in the course of reiterating that equities

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US Mortgage Rates Trek Higher, Squeezing Buyers Anew

April 24, 2024April 25, 2024

Mortgage rates. They’re high. Or at least they surely seem that way to aspiring homeowners

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Another Backdoor Yellen Equity Put May Be Just A Week Away

April 24, 2024April 25, 2024

Earlier this week, I took a few minutes to put readers to sleep by revisiting

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‘This Equipment’

April 24, 2024April 25, 2024

“Is this equipment available?” Oksana Markarova wondered aloud, during an interview with a Ukrainian daily.

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Tesla Teases ‘Accelerated’ New Model Launch As Revenue Dives

April 23, 2024April 24, 2024

“We experienced numerous challenges in Q1,” Tesla said on Tuesday afternoon in the US. It

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Mean Reverting Into Mega-Cap Earnings

April 23, 2024April 23, 2024

Part of me hesitates to say anything that might be construed as “directional” ahead of

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Apple Can’t De-Risk From China Fast Enough

April 23, 2024May 1, 2024

Does one bad apple spoil the whole bunch? That’s the question market participants are asking

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Elon Musk Will Figure It Out

April 23, 2024April 24, 2024

As of last quarter, Tesla’s a growth stock with no growth. That’s a bad look.

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America’s Housing Market Is A Sad Punchline

April 23, 2024April 24, 2024

New homes. They’re expensive, chintzy, hastily-built and typically arranged in dystopian, crowded rows, such that

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PMIs Point To Services Sector Job Losses, Rekindled Goods Inflation

April 23, 2024April 23, 2024

Activity across the implacable US economy nearly stalled early this month, data released on Tuesday

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Kolanovic Says Inflation, Geopolitical Risks Point To Additional Downside

April 22, 2024

Equities could stabilize this week, but after that it’s anyone’s guess. That was the message

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What Goes Around Comes Around

April 22, 2024April 23, 2024

The term premium’s almost positive again. Stop press, I know. The term premium’s like The

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BofA Says Buy Geopolitical Dips As Russia Talks Nuclear Armageddon

April 22, 2024April 23, 2024

For a supposedly “efficient” discounting mechanism, stocks often appear oddly oblivious, particularly to geopolitics. If

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JPMorgan Warns Of Summer Selloff Redux

April 22, 2024April 23, 2024

Headed into this month, investors were running higher stock exposure than they were last summer,

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Mike Wilson Gets A Win

April 22, 2024April 23, 2024

Mike Wilson nailed it. Or as much as you can nail it after sitting out

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How Corporate America Will Spend $3.7 Trillion In 2024

April 21, 2024April 21, 2024

Cash! You have some. Now what do you do with it? If you’re a household,

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Chamberlain Or Churchill?

April 21, 2024May 1, 2024

“Put those damn flags away,” 34-year-old Anna Paulina Luna sneered, as Democrats waived miniature Ukrainian

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US GDP, Inflation Update In Focus As Fed Goes Quiet

April 21, 2024April 22, 2024

It’d be too much to suggest a pivotal week looms for macro watchers, but market

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The ‘En Masse’ Market Cash-Out In Perspective

April 20, 2024April 22, 2024

I’m not sure I’d call it an “en masse cash-out” — as one mainstream financial

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Second-Order Thinking

April 19, 2024April 22, 2024

When you think about the likely evolution of Fed policy for the remainder of 2024,

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Take The Win

April 19, 2024May 1, 2024

Eight hours later, details around what, exactly, transpired in Iran early Friday remained scant, which

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