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Accursed Month

September 7, 2024September 9, 2024

Goldman’s Scott Rubner was right. Markets were, as it turns out, predisposed to pre-trading a

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There’s A Bear In There

September 6, 2024September 9, 2024

The holiday-shortened US trading week wasn’t kind to equities. The world’s benchmark risk asset par

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She’s Coming For The Millions You Don’t Have

September 6, 2024September 8, 2024

Admittedly, I don’t have a lot of patience for the tax debate in America. Maybe

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Buy The Dip? No. Sell The Cut.

September 6, 2024September 8, 2024

The Fed’s likely to cut “aggressively” and when it comes to risk assets, it’s best

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‘Decisive’ US Jobs Report Comes Up Inconclusive

September 6, 2024September 7, 2024

Those looking for definitive answers to the myriad macro questions confronting investors and policymakers on

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Money Fund Cash Mountain Reaches $6.3 Trillion

September 5, 2024

Can cash be a “bubble”? I don’t think so. But if cash bubbles were a

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Who You Gonna Believe? Stocks, Bonds Tell Divergent Recession Stories

September 5, 2024September 6, 2024

One of the key macro-market talking points headed into this month said benchmark equities (i.e.,

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Macron Incurs Ire Of French Left With Barnier Appointment

September 5, 2024September 6, 2024

I’d be remiss on Thursday not to briefly mention Emmanuel Macron’s decision to appoint Michel

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Mighty US Services Sector Thumbs Nose At Recession Narrative

September 5, 2024September 6, 2024

The biggest part of the world’s largest economy held up in August, closely-watched survey data

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US Private Hiring Cools Sharply As Job Cuts ‘Surge’

September 5, 2024September 6, 2024

US private sector employers added fewer than 100,000 jobs in August, ADP said Thursday. The

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US Jobless Claims Fall Again. Unit Labor Costs Rise Least In A Decade

September 5, 2024September 5, 2024

If markets needed an offset for a weak read on US private sector hiring, jobless

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Goldman’s Rubner Sees Scope For Larger Correction Before Late-Year Rally

September 4, 2024September 5, 2024

The market’s pre-trading a challenging seasonal that normally waits until the back-half of September to

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Dispersion Pods ‘Soul-Punched’ In Wall Street’s Latest Vol Shock

September 4, 2024September 4, 2024

On Wednesday, Bloomberg reported that multi-strategy hedge funds managed to get through August largely unscathed.

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Cut Calculus

September 4, 2024September 5, 2024

The US curve disinversion looks to have some staying power. The 2s10s turned positive Wednesday

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1-To-1: US Labor Market Nears Normalization Milestone

September 4, 2024September 5, 2024

Job openings across the world’s largest economy dropped to the lowest since January of 2021

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What If Generative AI Isn’t The Revolution Nvidia Says It Is?

September 4, 2024September 5, 2024

Jensen Huang lost $9.8 billion on paper in six hours this week. Don’t worry: He

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Another VIX Dealer Convexity Event: What Really Happened On Wall Street Tuesday

September 3, 2024September 4, 2024

If you’re wondering what, precisely, happened to US equities on Tuesday — where “precisely” means

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Nvidia’s Daily Market Cap Swings Border On Farce

September 3, 2024

I’ve said it again and again since 2020, but I find myself compelled to reiterate

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Return Of The Growth Scare

September 3, 2024September 4, 2024

The growth scare’s back. Wall Street stumbled (hard) out of the gate at the beginning

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Don’t Expect Additional Big Stock Gains, Mike Wilson Warns

September 3, 2024September 4, 2024

Guess who isn’t bullish? “We see limited upside at the index level on a six- to

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America’s Factory Recession Rolls On

September 3, 2024September 4, 2024

The first of this week’s top-tier US macro data came up short. A month on

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Historic US-Japan Wage ‘Crossover’ Tips More Market Turbulence, Albert Edwards Says

September 3, 2024September 3, 2024

If you had to make the case against investor complacency and you could only use

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Chaos Entrepreneurs

September 2, 2024September 3, 2024

There’s a bull market in political polarization. In turn, the political center — “the establishment,”

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No Prisoners

September 2, 2024September 3, 2024

Three of the six Israeli hostages who were discovered Saturday in a tunnel under Rafah

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A Long Bond Overshoot And ‘Extreme Fed Front-Running’

September 1, 2024

Bonds are — self-evidently — among the best hedges for an economic hard landing, but

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It All Comes Down To One US Jobs Report

September 1, 2024September 3, 2024

If you ask highly-paid forecasters, the US economy probably added 165,000 jobs in August. That’s

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China’s Economic Woes Mount As Party Dithers

September 1, 2024September 3, 2024

The Chinese economy’s a mess. I’ve run out of academic ways to say as much.

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