Welcome to the weekend and for the bulls, welcome to the head-splitting hangover that comes from a night of attempting to drink away the worst week for U.S. stocks in two years.
Year: 2018
David Stockman Presents: The Two Elephants The GOP Has Forgotten
“Indeed, they are the proverbial elephants in the room, thereby giving rise to a considerable irony: To wit, the GOP party of the elephant, which is supposed to be the palladium of financial rectitude in American politics, has forgotten about them completely.”
There’s Too Much To Lose!
“We’ve come too far!”
With The Dow Down 500 Points, Here’s How Sure Everyone Was…
“How’s that workin’ out for you?”
Devin Nunes Got To Third Conspiracy Base And Then Couldn’t Get It Up
“…we were at least hoping there was some allegation in there that was WHOA IF TRUE! Otherwise, what have the House GOP and President Idiot Stupid been creaming their pants about all week?”
BEHOLD! ‘The Memo’
“You’ll figure it out”.
Barclays’ Wealth Management: Donald Trump Is Not Behind The Stock Market Rally
“How much of today’s undeniably rosy cheeked US economic health can we attribute to the US President?”
Stocks Set For Worst Week In 2 Years As Bond Bear Rips An Arm Off
If you want a really good laugh…
Yields, Dollar Spike As Jobs Report Threatens To Exacerbate Bond Rout
Ok, well if what you were looking for was an AHE beat on top of a headline payrolls beat from Friday’s jobs report, you got it…
Jobs Report Beats ‘Bigly’, AHE Breezes Past Estimates
Looks like a barnburner.
Trump Grabs Irony By The Pussy, Says FBI, DOJ Are ‘Sacred’ And Can’t Be Politicized
In stone, cold proof that irony is indeed dead, Donald Trump is up early on Friday tweeting about the FBI (as he’s prone to do).
Bitcoin Crashes Below $8,000 As Crypto Rout Accelerates
The bubble is popping. And it’s hilarious.
DAX Dives Again, Erases 2018 Gain In Worst Week Since 2016
It’s getting ugly in Europe.
Deutsche Bank Plunges Most In Six Months As Picky Investors Frustrated With ‘Lack Of Any Positive News’ In Results
Good luck finding the silver lining in this one.
2 More Scary Charts Because Why Not, Right?
There’s your retail interest.
David Stockman: ‘Run! This Casino Is About To Blow’
“… if you are still in the Wall Street casino, run don’t walk toward the nearest emergency exit.”
We’ll Get ‘Em Lower.
Safely. Of course.
S&P ‘Not Yet Oversold’ Say These Lines
“…we cannot rule out a deeper dip.”
On This, The Day Of His Daughter’s Wedding, A Stable Genius Would Like To Know If Rod Rosenstein Is ‘On His Team’
“As one does, when one’s own family is the subject of the goddamn investigation.”
Albert Edwards Goes To Jamaica, Hangs Out With Ghost Of Marilyn Monroe, Comes Back And Warns Of ‘Double Bubble Trouble’
You’ll be happy to know that Albert Edwards is “restored to [his] bearish best” after taking a couple of weeks off to relax in Jamaica.
‘People Are Getting Scared’: Bitcoin Dives As India Vows To ‘Eliminate’ Cryptocurrencies Because You Know, Fake-Ass Money And Shit
Ok, well Bitcoin and the rest of the cryptosphere didn’t need any more bad news after last Friday’s Coincheck theft and after the CFTCÂ subpoenaed Bitfinex and Tether, but when it rains it pours…
Goldman Is ‘The Most Bullish In A Decade’ On Commodities
“…the environment for investing in commodities is the best since 2004-2008.”
Dear ECB: Good Luck Stayin’ Dovish With Data Like That
“…with higher costs being increasingly passed on to customers, the survey sends a warning signal for a potential rise in future consumer price inflation.â€
China Stocks Routed: ‘Investors Are Spooked’
Call in the national team.
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