Albert Edwards Goes To Jamaica, Hangs Out With Ghost Of Marilyn Monroe, Comes Back And Warns Of ‘Double Bubble Trouble’

Albert Edwards Goes To Jamaica, Hangs Out With Ghost Of Marilyn Monroe, Comes Back And Warns Of ‘Double Bubble Trouble’

You'll be happy to know that Albert Edwards is "restored to [his] bearish best" after taking a couple of weeks off to relax in Jamaica, where he apparently stayed at a hotel haunted by the ghosts of Marilyn Monroe and Winston Churchill. Additionally, you should know that "neither a State of Emergency being declared down the road in Montego Bay nor what locals said was the wettest January weather for decades" stopped Albert from "absorbing large quantities of sunlight," something he says is nec
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  1. I need to party with Albert. But be careful, Jamaica is close to the old days when Strummer and Jones visited https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_6UTZb-_vI
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    They got the sun, and they got the palm trees (where’d ya go?)
    They got the weed, and they got the taxis (where’d ya go?)
    Whoa, the harder they come, the home of ol’ bluebeat (where’d ya go?)
    I’d stay and be a tourist but I can’t take the gunplay (where’d ya go?)

    I went to the place where every white face
    Is an invitation to robbery
    And sitting here in my safe European home
    Don’t want to go back there again

    What?
    Rudie come from Jamaica, Rudie can’t fail
    Rudie come from Jamaica, Rudie can’t fail

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