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Trump’s Military Parade To Cost Ten Times More Than Lowest Initial Estimate, Will Include 70-Ton Tanks
Back on February 14, OMB Director Mick Mulvaney found himself in the rather awkward position of having to explain, to Congress, on television, why it makes sense from a fiscal perspective to allow Donald Trump to spend money the U.S. doesn't have on a Third World-style military parade.
Before we revisit the hilarious video of that episode, let's take a minute to review why some people aren't particularly fond of Mick. See, Mick has done a lot of reprehensible things in his day. For instance,
He didn’t budget enough security for the 30 million spectators who will show up to see this.
I’ll be there. And anybody who thinks a 70 tank won’t f’up DC streets needs their head examined.
If multiple young males begin attending tank classes to learn how to steer an Abrams tank, and they don’t care much about learning how to use the brakes, I hope someone in law enforcement investigates before the parade.
Day of the military parade, November 10, is the Saturday after midterm elections. Let’s hope the Dems can take the House (at a minimum), so the “rich man” at the helm can be seen reaching in his drawers, inbetween salutes, to search for his retracted testicles (if they ever descended in the first place). Hope he doesn’t sniff his fingers afterwards.
Will space cadets be marching? Will they have laser swords? Oh goody!
What’s the matter with you people, Colore Arancione deserves the same as Il Duce ever did!.
It only costs 10 times more because the military is 10 times better since Trump took over.