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A British Associate Of Jack Burkman Asks You To Make Unfounded Allegations Against Robert Mueller: What Do You Do?

October 30, 2018October 31, 2018

“He knew exactly how much credit card debt I had, right down to the dollar, which sort of freaked me out.”

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In West Virginia Rally, Trump Says His Mom ‘Gestates’ Turkeys, Claims Invading Armies Will ‘Blow Up’ U.S. Windmills

August 22, 2018

“This guy is craaaaazy”.

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Trump’s Military Parade To Cost Ten Times More Than Lowest Initial Estimate, Will Include 70-Ton Tanks

August 16, 2018October 16, 2021

The good news is…

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Sorry, But Sarah Huckabee Sanders Doesn’t Have The ‘Space Force’ Answers You’re Looking For

August 1, 2018August 1, 2018

Stranger than fiction.

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Make MAGA Hats Expensive Again! Prices On Made In China MAGA Hats Set To Double Thanks To Trump Tariffs

July 14, 2018

On the bright side…

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81-Year-Old Seltzer Baron Goes Nuts On Shorts In Star-Spangled FIZZ Press Release

October 20, 2017

FIZZ revenues have grown 60% over the last ten years,” Caporella declared, “ALL ORGANIC GROWTH – NO ACQUISITIONS! Organic growth has now ACCELERATED! ….First quarter 2018 – BEST EVER! Second quarter growth – STEADFAST!

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‘Death Wish’ Coffee Recalled After Company Admits It Might Kill You

September 22, 2017September 22, 2017

“I know our logo and our name might not seem like it … but they stand for fueling your passion.”

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Thursday Humor: ‘Hedging Right Now Is Laughable’

August 10, 2017

Risk-Reward of Adding Hedges ‘Laughable’ Given Vol Surface: MKM

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‘All They Did Was Win, Win, Win’ – And Then They Got Delisted.

August 9, 2017August 9, 2017

“We really don’t know what’s going on”…

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