Trump Serves Up The ‘Covfefe’ In Montana: Calls Maxine Waters Mildly Retarded, Bets ‘Liz Warren $1 Million On DNA Test, Says Putin Is ‘Fine’

Let me tell you something, folks: Donald Trump is on fire Thursday evening.

Presumably riding the adrenaline rush that goes along with knowing he’s going to singlehandedly throw the future of global trade and commerce into question in T-minus three hours, the President delivered a characteristically raucous rally in Great Falls, Montana, that the media is politely describing as “wide-ranging.”

Here’s a summary of the main “points” (read: rants) courtesy of CNN:

• On his relationship with Russia: “Getting along with Russia and getting along with China and getting along with other countries is a good thing. It’s not a bad thing. It’s a good thing.”
• On voting against Democratic Sen. Jon Tester: “A vote for Jon Tester is a vote for Chuck Schumer, Nancy Pelosi and the new leader of the Democrat party, Maxine Waters.”
• On next week’s NATO summit: “I am going to tell NATO, you’ve got to start paying your bills.”
• On Sen. Elizabeth Warren’s Native American heritage: “We will say, ‘I will give you $1 million to your favorite charity, paid for by Trump, if you take the test and it shows you are an Indian and let’s see what she does.”
• On his meeting with Russian President Vladimir Putin: “Will I be prepared? Totally prepared. I’ve been preparing for this stuff my whole life.”
• On his Supreme Court pick announcement: “If you tune in Monday at 9 o’clock, I think you are going to be extremely happy.”

He also said this about Maxine Waters (see here for the recent history on that feud):

And they don’t know who they are playing with, folks. I said it the other day, yes, she is a low IQ individual. Maxine Waters. I said it the other day. I mean, honestly she is somewhere in the mid 60s. I believe that.

Here’s the video:

That’s some wild shenanigans right there.

Incidentally, “somewhere in the mid 60s” would mean Waters is mildly retarded.

Here’s another sample of the kind of potent “covfefe” he served up, buffet-style, to a crowd of brainwashed, shrieking MAGA-philes:

It’s hard to know exactly what to say about that and as usual, it’s impossible to add anything in the way of comedic value because he transcends satire.

Pretty much the only person capable of one-upping “campaign Trump” is “Twitter Trump” and true to form, he did just that, unleashing the following borderline deranged 280-character, all-caps ridden declaration an hour after whipping supporters into a veritable frenzy:

A vote for Democrats in November is a vote to let MS-13 run wild in our communities, to let drugs pour into our cities, and to take jobs and benefits away from hardworking Americans. Democrats want anarchy, amnesty and chaos – Republicans want LAW, ORDER and JUSTICE!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 6, 2018

One wonders if he ever has hangovers after these manic episodes.

If so, Friday isn’t the day to have extended “executive time” because as a reminder, China will be retaliating immediately to the U.S. tariffs that go into effect at midnight, which means that by the time Americans wake up tomorrow morning, the world will have taken the first concrete steps towards an all-out, tit-for-tat trade war between the two largest economies on the planet.