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Here Are Some Fun Theories About The Question On Everyone’s Mind: ‘WTF Sean Hannity And Michael Cohen?’
By Five Dollar Feminist as originally published over at Wonkette and reposted here with permission
SEAN FUCKING HANNITY? Are you kidding us with this shit? Michael Cohen’s client is Sean Hannity? As our beloved Editrix blabbed to all of Twitter, this news knocked us sideways. But we have sufficiently recovered, after a nice liedown on the chatcave floor and a cold compress, to lawsplain it to you and offer up our best guess as to what the hell is going on here.
But first, a big sh
I’m going with the Miguel scenario. Miami condo in exchange for an NDA.
I like “almost exclusively about real estate” so I’m going with Esmerlda and Sean hand in hoof forever.
Just the fact that Hannity referred to Cohen as “really great lawyer” only yesterday after all this shit hit the fan tells me he is as ignorant, maybe more ignorant than Esmerlda. Hannity and trump are so in love with themselves and some jackass like Cohen comes along and tells them they are beautiful smart people and if you ever need a *favor* … and there are plenty more fools like them out there who vote for them, watch them on tv, and a few that are needing Cohen’s contact info before he is no longer available for some lawyerish stuff they need done too!