“The Hannity Hypocrisy Hour has been on teevee for eleventy years, and we’ve all developed antibodies by now.”
“I have found my true soulmate. And even though Esmerelda is a goat, I know we’ll be very happy together.”
“Maybe, just maybe”…
And it’s only Monday.
“OOH IT IS A MYSTERY! Did Sean Hannity see Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama making treason in the broom closet?”
“Rapidly aging squirrel taint Sean Hannity did not like the scoop Thursday night about President Shithole trying to fire special counsel Robert Mueller in a fit of bloated, know-nothing rage.”
“Nothing to see here.”